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Moose, the Rat

@ratcalledmoose.bsky.social

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Gay-Ace, He/Him. Fantasy Nerd. Rat dude in his 30s. I kiss all Firbolg Boys. NO AI! 🔞 I talk about kinks & stinks, reskeet lots of porn, and sometimes post nudes. 🔞

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Moose, the Rat @ratcalledmoose.bsky.social · 14d

It’s Locktober!

It’s Orctober!

It’s time to put your man’s FAT GREEN DICK in a SMALL STEEL CAGE

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Moose, the Rat @ratcalledmoose.bsky.social · 30m

Gnood Gnight Gnerd! 🐀

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The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 52m

Jordy created a website where visitors can contribute $35 to “provide an inflatable costume for a True American.™”

He initially hoped to collect enough to buy a couple dozen suits.

But as he put it -- “This whole thing has blown up a lot.”

www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...

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CEO of FEET™ @harleypossum.bsky.social · 36m

I never heard of Huntor before. So when I saw the screenshots for the character, I thought it'd be a fun challenge!

commission for @cerealkillerx.bsky.social
#feetsky #malefeet #footfetish

www.ko-fi.com/HarleyJoe

Huntor from Dial M for Monkey resting with his feet up, holding up two dead eels

Huntor: "You nasty little buggers put up a good fight, huh? You had the greatest hunter in the universe to actually break a sweat."

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AnotherMeekOne @anothermeekone.bsky.social · Jul 24

why are your soles so shiny? from hypnotized submissives licking your feet? whore

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Gus Squawks @gussquawks.bsky.social · 1h

I know this is not the point of this post but I have to point something else out too. Are we supposed to believe *ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY SEVEN THOUSAND PEOPLE* liked a random tweet about Lays?

Bots. It's all bots. Bots by the god damn millions on Twitter. All your engagement over there is fake.

dilith 🎃 @flurrys.nekoweb.org · 2h

i mean idk man I feel like being on a more boring site beats this

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Moose, the Rat @ratcalledmoose.bsky.social · 11h

They are also super sparkly!!

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Moose, the Rat @ratcalledmoose.bsky.social · 11h

The pins I got from @toofbiscuit.bsky.social have arrived!

They’re so cute and pretty!

And way bigger than I expected (affectionate)!

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AD-Games @adgamesart.bsky.social · 7h

It’s Jonathan’s birthday! As always, Boruk brings him plenty of seeds, maybe hoping to fertilize the rugby player someday 😄

I also turned 39 on Oct 3! To celebrate (and ORCtober), I commisionned this amazing art at @gronbeargut.bsky.social

Thank you very much Gron 💚

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🔞🩷AnukkyT🩷🔞 @anukkyt.bsky.social · 8h

Artichoke x Weaselbrat

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Moose, the Rat @ratcalledmoose.bsky.social · 4h

Hopefully it’s just fatigue from travel and you’ll be all better tomorrow!

🫂🫂🫂

Moose, the Rat @ratcalledmoose.bsky.social · 4h

Then BOY do I have an unsolicited suggestion! :V

store.steampowered.com/app/814370/M...

Save 75% on Monster Sanctuary on Steam

Monster taming meets metroidvania. Collect, train and battle monsters in a lovely side-scroller pixel world.

store.steampowered.com

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Kris @kriscritter.bsky.social · 10d

Btw don't argue with me I don't fucking care

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Kris @kriscritter.bsky.social · 10d

This discourse is ancient history but the comic needed to be finished

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ARCxLIGHT @arcxlight.bsky.social · 3d

3 Rat Moon

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Moose, the Rat @ratcalledmoose.bsky.social · 4h

Watcha gonna play?

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MrVivi @mrvivi2.bsky.social · 7h

(Commission) Rising Star~✨
For @themonkeyshine.bsky.social! Thank you for the commission! 💓
#bara #furryart

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Moose, the Rat @ratcalledmoose.bsky.social · 4h

I’ve seen this second hand

I’ve seen my husband make a friend in an MMO

Get invited to a group chat

And at first it’s fine. Just nerdy and furry stuff

But then theres some Pro-Gun posts, and those quickly give way to Right Wing Memes and then oops its a nazi server

Moose, the Rat @ratcalledmoose.bsky.social · 4h

Wahoo!

Moose, the Rat @ratcalledmoose.bsky.social · 5h

Digging out this meme from forever ago bc I’ve been feeling it lately while browsing

Meme that’s approving of seeing cute foot art, but then being disappointed it’s also micro/macro art

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🌾 bull 🌾 @xylographica.bsky.social · 6d

cycles

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Tamarindo @tamarindohusky.bsky.social · 2d

Do you like feet?

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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 2d

Underrated fursona idea: the grasshopper mouse. It is a carnivorous rodent that 1. Is continuously evolving a higher pain threshold and toxin tolerance to be able to eat live snakes and scorpions while they fight back, and 2. Defends its territory by howling like a tiny wolf. Hardcore little beast