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Andrew Johnson
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Failed Actor/Comedian/Lighting Designer.
Successful pain in the ass.
I talk about my pitbull and soccer alot.
$55k? That better include year round heath care for their whole family because people at bank call centers here in Columbus can get that and their jobs dont involve running or getting 2 footed.
$55k should be minimum for D2 if they're serious about taking on MLS.
@davisjason.bsky.social
Sources: Talks between the USL and the USL Players Association on a new CBA for players in the USL Championship are continuing. As part of this, the USL has proposed a set of minimum salaries for the new Division I league scheduled to begin play in 2028.

www.espn.com/soccer/story...
Sources: USL proposes min. $55K top-tier salary
As part of talks on a new Collective Bargaining Agreement (CBA) with the USL Players Association, the USL has proposed a set of minimum salaries for the Division I league set to start in 2028, sources...
www.espn.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I dont think it was a team style issue for Gazdag, #crew96 played directly to him alot he just fell off a cliff. Ive never seen such a nose dive in 35 years of watching soccer.
Do you keep him and risk negatively impacting others careers?
Where do Sean or Max fit in someone else's Crew?
December 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
This guy is just the worst. Andy is truly an incredible piece of shit.
December 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Netflix, off the back of telling actors during the 2023 union strikes that there is no money for streaming residuals, purchases Warner Bros for 80bil…
December 7, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Big miss by Issa not getting Cleveland to come to Columbus. 😉
#crew96
🔵 Sources: Sporting KC has acquired GK Stefan Cleveland from Austin FC.

Deal is worth $50k GAM. Cleveland has signed a new contract with SKC.
December 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Now that the horse sh*t contest over can someone get on the horn and tell Issa to bring our boy Sebi home.
#crew96
@mattdoyle.bsky.social
@joeclowery.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
The resistance is Weird.
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Pathetic!!! This dog had a chance to test itself at proper European kennels but chose to stay home with Jordan Morris!!!
December 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Its going to be absolute nonsense and somehow he'll find a way to piss off the world.
"People say that the French are very good at soccer, Its soccer, We can say soccer safely like we can say Christmas again. Not Sleepy Joe though who's probably sleepy from eating all the French bread."
Story @theathleticfc.bsky.social

President Trump invited by FIFA to speak at the World Cup draw tomorrow upon receiving the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize. He has been allocated a couple of minutes in the running order but FIFA unlikely to stringently enforce that.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/686...
Trump to speak at World Cup draw upon receiving FIFA Peace Prize
www.nytimes.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Id like this if we want Crew to maintain a level close to the level set in the past.
But I dont want status quo.
I pay too much for quo.
Dare to be bigger.
Massive even.

@mattdoyle.bsky.social said dont piss off Crew fans, I say dont underwhelm us either.

www.thedisrespected.com/whos-next-to...
Who's next to coach the Columbus Crew?
Your guess is as good as mine, Damet
www.thedisrespected.com
December 3, 2025 at 1:26 PM
In North Carolina?
I bet that food was good.
Just pulled pork with Cheerwine bbq sauce and the finest potato salad you'll ever eat.
Or they spent way too much on some Applebee's.
i would pay money to see footage of the denny hamlin cross-examination. so much of this is delicious food. i'm currently trying and failing to understand how 17% of my favorite racing team's annual budget went to a christmas party
www.reddit.com/r/NASCAR/com...
December 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Great culture can save lives. Literally.

Amazing letter in today’s @thetimes.com about Tom Stoppard
December 2, 2025 at 8:48 AM
@pablo.show is opening a new case of paper just for this one.
While your at it can you confirm that Herbstreet's dogs are props too.
The three categories of Kiffin Gossip now flooding out of Oxford are The Dog Is Fake, He Is A Yoga Nuisance, and the other one. My personal favorite is Dog
December 2, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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hot yoga ladies are on his ass
December 2, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Cold weather thoughts:

The existence of a rodent based "La Cosa Nostra" in Zootopia would indicate the existence of a Catholic Church with similar rituals as well as a counter fascism movement in the Zootopia World.
Also a patrol officer being Godmother to a Boss' granddaughter is an IA redflag...
a cartoon character is sitting in a chair wearing a suit and tie
ALT: a cartoon character is sitting in a chair wearing a suit and tie
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
December 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Issa on February 20th:
December 1, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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I thought "how bad could it be?" and well...
November 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
It looks quite cold in Michigan.

I bet Wolverine fans at the game are having a terrible afternoon.

Meanwhile here in Columbus:
a brick fireplace with a fire burning inside
ALT: a brick fireplace with a fire burning inside
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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He is risen
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I hope #crew96 runs another contest where Scott's and the grounds keepers come mow a STMs lawn. I just need them to bring over a brush hog to deal with some nightshade and wild raspberry that took over my fence line.
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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I know it’s just capitalism but it’s at least good IMO that the Crew Stadium is sponsored by a company funding this type of work.

#Crew96
Advocacy & Equity - Hawthorne Gardening Co.
The Hawthorne Social Justice Fund, funded within The Scotts Miracle-Gro Foundation, grantees are focused on addressing the problems caused by the disproportionate number of cannabis-related arrests…
www.hawthorne-gardening.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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As a man, that is as genuine, dyed in the wool, sincerely deeply held personal values dick punch as you'll ever see. He truly just wanted to whack that man in the balls as comprehensively as possible. This came from the heart.
Tre'von Moehrig punched Jauan Jennings directly in the 🥜🥜
November 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM