Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 9h

a man without a shirt is standing in front of a group of people dancing in a room .

ALT: a man without a shirt is standing in front of a group of people dancing in a room .

media.tenor.com

Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 17h

All these hamstring injuries are just not kosher going forward. They need to be cleaner.
#usmnt

Steven Goff @stevengoff.bsky.social · 17h

Pochettino says Pulisic hurt a hamstring and will be evaluated in Italy. Tillman missed the match with a hamstring issue.

Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 18h

So what you're saying is Arfsten is better than Weah?

Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 22h

a man in a suit says i couldn 't agree more

ALT: a man in a suit says i couldn 't agree more

media.tenor.com

Reposted by Andrew Johnson

ricevermicelli.bsky.social @ricevermicelli.bsky.social · 2d

The emdash is unjustly reviled because it is heavily associated with female writers. It is considered ungrammatical, but it is an accurate representation of domestic conversation, where it's more important to convey information on multiple subjects than to sort them neatly.

10 10 260

Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 1d

A guy is sitting in the BMV lobby across from me with a foam container of fried cat fish & fries and a whole big bottle of hot sauce.
That says alot about the wait time today.

2

Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 1d

A couple months ago I saw an old guy in a 1970s GMC Cargo truck with "Pool Table Repair and Refelting" written on the side of it drive by and was instantly transfixed by the idea of the stories this guy probably has.

3

Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 1d

Did you listen to their song "Holy Touch" yet?
Its a mf jam.

1 1

Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 1d

$44 per ticket in a ranked lottery system based on number of credit hours completed 6 months before the season. So freshman are lower than dirt.

Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 1d

Now now Keith, Vivek needs that money to buy a personality and more digital friends.

2

Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 1d

JW will be spending $2m monthly on cowboy boots and recurring payments to DeShaun Watson.

1 2

Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 2d

@soccercooligans.com was like "Maybe people dont want to pay $200 for tickets. College football fans get in for cheaper."

College football fans: 🤣🤣🤣🤣

1

Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 2d

Someone get a hyperbaric chamber ready at the Crew training center for Max because hes gonna be tired.
#crew96
#usmnt
@brimackay15.bsky.social

Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 2d

The texts I send my coworkers read like Chicago Emo song titles.
"There's too much grease on my favorite switch blade"
"I considered running over this driver but I dont want to go to the truck wash"
"The blacksmith asked if I want a chicken"

Reposted by Andrew Johnson

Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · Oct 9

oh is it monday

A two panel screenshot from The Good Place where Janet is speaking to Chidi while Michael stands behind her.

In the first panel she's holding up a finger, grinning, and saying, "Fun fact: Columbus in the Bad Place"

In the second panel she's saying, "Because of all the raping, slave trade, and genocide."

11 1.1K 3.1K

Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 3d

If you're looking for a festive and strangely appropriate 3d print pattern consider a Death Whistle.

Death Whistle by BEAMink MakerWorld: Download Free 3D Models share.google/eTLAI2gbFJXn...

Death Whistle by BEAMink MakerWorld: Download Free 3D Models

My version of the Aztec death whistle. Makes screeching/screaming sound. Scary trick or Treaters!

share.google

2 7 43

Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 3d

We were in line at the BMV and saw Endeavor say they were opening at 10 and that was all the confirmation I needed.
I hugged so many people that day.
Josh Williams gives strong hugs btw.

3

Reposted by Andrew Johnson

Jeff Rueter @jeffrueter.bsky.social · 3d

The Simpsons still of men betting on a monkey knife fight, but the knives are wooden spoons. Atlanta v DC

2 17 120

Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 3d

Same

1

Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 3d

Thats...
Wow.
Thats a hell, pun intended, of a statement.
I keep hoping that a Priest or Bishop in Chicago announces they will withhold the Eucharist from ICE or Vance.

Rich Raho @richraho.bsky.social · 4d

Chicago priest Fr. Larry Dowling describes procession to ICE facility: “No one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ.”

2 4

Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 4d

I wonder how many of my old self tapes from the early 2000s have been used to train AI.
Someone would have had to feed it the physical media but I was making like 1 a week for 3 years between commercial, tv, and comedy auditions.

1 3

Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 4d

Aidan and Max starting?!

Crew-SA
Crew-SA
#crew96
#usmnt

4

Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 4d

As a Crew fan I welcome our new order.

1

Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 5d

I hear there are some holes in Columbus.

a man wearing a yellow jersey that says nationwide looks at his phone

ALT: a man wearing a yellow jersey that says nationwide looks at his phone

media.tenor.com

Andrew Johnson @ratcalledaj.bsky.social · 6d

They're mad hes not an ugly goblin creature like Kid Rock and that hes successful.
Latinos are supposed to be poor and dirty, in need of intervention to not drown or starve. We pick fruit and clean toilets, we aren't supposed to sell out shows.
Brown success creates temptation for white women.