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Andrew Johnson
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Failed Actor/Comedian/Lighting Designer.
Successful pain in the ass.
I talk about my pitbull and soccer alot.
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Netflix, off the back of telling actors during the 2023 union strikes that there is no money for streaming residuals, purchases Warner Bros for 80bil…
December 7, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Big miss by Issa not getting Cleveland to come to Columbus. 😉
#crew96
🔵 Sources: Sporting KC has acquired GK Stefan Cleveland from Austin FC.

Deal is worth $50k GAM. Cleveland has signed a new contract with SKC.
December 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Now that the horse sh*t contest over can someone get on the horn and tell Issa to bring our boy Sebi home.
#crew96
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@joeclowery.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
The resistance is Weird.
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Pathetic!!! This dog had a chance to test itself at proper European kennels but chose to stay home with Jordan Morris!!!
December 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Its going to be absolute nonsense and somehow he'll find a way to piss off the world.
"People say that the French are very good at soccer, Its soccer, We can say soccer safely like we can say Christmas again. Not Sleepy Joe though who's probably sleepy from eating all the French bread."
Story @theathleticfc.bsky.social

President Trump invited by FIFA to speak at the World Cup draw tomorrow upon receiving the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize. He has been allocated a couple of minutes in the running order but FIFA unlikely to stringently enforce that.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/686...
Trump to speak at World Cup draw upon receiving FIFA Peace Prize
www.nytimes.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Id like this if we want Crew to maintain a level close to the level set in the past.
But I dont want status quo.
I pay too much for quo.
Dare to be bigger.
Massive even.

@mattdoyle.bsky.social said dont piss off Crew fans, I say dont underwhelm us either.

www.thedisrespected.com/whos-next-to...
Who's next to coach the Columbus Crew?
Your guess is as good as mine, Damet
www.thedisrespected.com
December 3, 2025 at 1:26 PM
In North Carolina?
I bet that food was good.
Just pulled pork with Cheerwine bbq sauce and the finest potato salad you'll ever eat.
Or they spent way too much on some Applebee's.
i would pay money to see footage of the denny hamlin cross-examination. so much of this is delicious food. i'm currently trying and failing to understand how 17% of my favorite racing team's annual budget went to a christmas party
www.reddit.com/r/NASCAR/com...
December 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Great culture can save lives. Literally.

Amazing letter in today’s @thetimes.com about Tom Stoppard
December 2, 2025 at 8:48 AM
@pablo.show is opening a new case of paper just for this one.
While your at it can you confirm that Herbstreet's dogs are props too.
The three categories of Kiffin Gossip now flooding out of Oxford are The Dog Is Fake, He Is A Yoga Nuisance, and the other one. My personal favorite is Dog
December 2, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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hot yoga ladies are on his ass
December 2, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Cold weather thoughts:

The existence of a rodent based "La Cosa Nostra" in Zootopia would indicate the existence of a Catholic Church with similar rituals as well as a counter fascism movement in the Zootopia World.
Also a patrol officer being Godmother to a Boss' granddaughter is an IA redflag...
a cartoon character is sitting in a chair wearing a suit and tie
ALT: a cartoon character is sitting in a chair wearing a suit and tie
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
December 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Issa on February 20th:
December 1, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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I thought "how bad could it be?" and well...
November 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
It looks quite cold in Michigan.

I bet Wolverine fans at the game are having a terrible afternoon.

Meanwhile here in Columbus:
a brick fireplace with a fire burning inside
ALT: a brick fireplace with a fire burning inside
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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He is risen
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I hope #crew96 runs another contest where Scott's and the grounds keepers come mow a STMs lawn. I just need them to bring over a brush hog to deal with some nightshade and wild raspberry that took over my fence line.
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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I know it’s just capitalism but it’s at least good IMO that the Crew Stadium is sponsored by a company funding this type of work.

#Crew96
Advocacy & Equity - Hawthorne Gardening Co.
The Hawthorne Social Justice Fund, funded within The Scotts Miracle-Gro Foundation, grantees are focused on addressing the problems caused by the disproportionate number of cannabis-related arrests…
www.hawthorne-gardening.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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As a man, that is as genuine, dyed in the wool, sincerely deeply held personal values dick punch as you'll ever see. He truly just wanted to whack that man in the balls as comprehensively as possible. This came from the heart.
Tre'von Moehrig punched Jauan Jennings directly in the 🥜🥜
November 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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This is an underrated point. #Crew96 have only fired one of their last three coaches—and that guy still captured some silverware.

The other two? One was hired to lead the USMNT and the other’s been tapped to take over the most decorated team in Scotland and a perennial Champions League qualifier
The Crew should be a hot destination for coaching right now. I expect the front office not to settle for less. Changes in philosophy may shoo some players out the door but that will come with the turnover as a whole.
November 25, 2025 at 11:20 AM
At risk of being unreasonable but the fan expectations for Nancy's replacement shouldn't be a failed MLS/USL coach.
10 months ago #Crew96 was Number 1 in CONCACAF and was beating Liga MX Gigantes.
Haslam said MLS needs to put out better "product" so we hold him to that level.
Number 1 is the floor.
Sources: Celtic finalizing deal to name Wilfried Nancy their next manager.

Columbus Crew will get compensation. Now, Crew need to find new head coach.

W/ @paultenorio.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/683...
Crew head coach Nancy in advanced talks over Celtic appointment
www.nytimes.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I hate to use a word that is triggering to #Crew96 fans but hiring Curtin also lacks ambition.
Jimmy said just weeks ago in London that MLS needs to raise its quality, then do so. I want a Champions League level coach or at least one with some passion.
Our roster is pretty set.
Go win games.
Not gonna lie, Jim Curtin doesn't seem like the answer for a #Crew96 team that already has managed to underperform in the playoffs the past two years. Underperforming in the playoffs is a Jim Curtin signature move.
November 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM