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Andrew Johnson
@ratcalledaj.bsky.social
Failed Actor/Comedian/Lighting Designer.
Successful pain in the ass.
I talk about my pitbull and soccer alot.
I dont think it was a team style issue for Gazdag, #crew96 played directly to him alot he just fell off a cliff. Ive never seen such a nose dive in 35 years of watching soccer.
Do you keep him and risk negatively impacting others careers?
Where do Sean or Max fit in someone else's Crew?
December 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Sean's in England right now so maybe he is solving that situation himself.
#TransferRumor #Sarcasm #OrIsIt
December 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Everything about this shit is embarrassing.
December 3, 2025 at 1:01 PM
This side of the line is cold and slushy.
December 2, 2025 at 1:40 PM
December 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
To share someone else's art...
Im in favor of Sebi getting another ring.
November 23, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I often wonder if my dog has a name for me.
He's a complex creature with big emotions so I bet its a good name.
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 PM
November 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Does he know where we are??
Maybe do a little reading sir.
Maybe start with Hernandez v Texas of 1954 and maybe that will shed some light on to why some people dont feel super "American" all the time.
#usmnt
November 16, 2025 at 3:14 AM
1) Max is very good.
2) Sebi can scrap
3) US needs centerbacks.
November 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
You know my answer.
November 15, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Crew-SA
Crew-SA
#crew96
November 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
November 15, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I was reminded of this quote today.
#crew96
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 PM
November 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Very slushy.
November 10, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I keep this one on my phone for special occasions.
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Fake Plastic Trees FC fans are so defensive. Doyle was just doing his job calling your team trash.
November 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
November 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
That sounds stupid.
November 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
November 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
You know... you would think if ive been putting on clown white for 30 years I'd get better at it eventually.
I even had a clown teacher back in theater school...
Still bad at it.
November 2, 2025 at 7:55 PM
This shit has officially crossed the line and become bad farce.
Were they also eating smelly cheese and pain aux noix.
November 1, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Going into the off season #crew96 need:
A backup striker.
To figure out the keepers.
A replacement for a top 10 CDM of all time.
A way for Capys to win games.
CBs.
A plan to cash in and replace Arfsten.
Replacement for Aidan.
Herrera transfer deal.
Team Captain

Hes not the man for this.
October 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
To paraphrase a local Columbus sports agent, "Maybe its a bad idea to let the kitman be GM of the best team in CONCACAF."
Gazdag fell in their laps so what was the plan before that?
"Ali's team was holding out."
Move on to the next name on the list?
He had a list right?

Had this since February.
October 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM