I feel like you posted this just so a Crew fan like me would write "Xabi to Columbus?", and frankly im ashamed that I would take the bait but here we are.

And lo Guillermo came into our lands and taught the people that backup keepers shouldn't be delivering pizzas the night before games so they can pay their rent.
Blessed be his name.

Cost of living my friends. Tylenol and milk cost more and now so do centerbacks.

USL and MLS are businesses, if your business plan doesn't include destroying your compitition and pillaging their lands you're not running a profitable business. Im very left leaning and even ill concede that.

We are pretty excellent.

Can he play center back and is he cool backing Sean?

Its Foxborough really and 70 F with the risk of rain. Nice for the most part but its a very small forest town with a massive stadium and casino slapped in the middle. It has commuter rail access right to the stadium so stay anywhere on the line. Dorchester maybe.

Tell him to stop growing up, hes making us all feel old.

Sean's in England right now so maybe he is solving that situation himself.
#TransferRumor #Sarcasm #OrIsIt

It'll be weird too.

"Ronaldo, hes my friend you know, he came to the White House after that game in Ireland with the nasty nasty fans and hes a big man but he was crying thanking me for banning KNEECAP who are a band from Belfast and they talk in a made up language in Ireland where they're from."

Trump World Cup is going to be the most bizarre horse sh*t any of us can imagine.
I wouldn't put it past him to move the US opener to the DMV and add a military parade.

I hadn't thought about it but Id have liked to at least get a "Thanks and I'll come visit some time" video or message.

I look forward to the camera cutting to Kid Rock dancing to Robbie Williams singing "Angel" after Donald Trumps 47 minute "Welcoming Remarks". Followed by Kevin Hart trying to do witty banter with Infantino and Alexi.