Keith Naas
@knaas.bsky.social
something funny, I did not promise. Lots of Columbus, Ohio, Soccer.
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Like a lot of things, the idea of replay (prevent outrageously incorrect calls) has given way to the actual practice of replay (litigating pixels and rulebook legalese) which enshittifies sports.
I would totally abolish all instant replay reviews if it were up to me but also this how-many-angels-can-dance-on-a-pin shit about losing possession or failing a catch because you bobbled the ball for a fraction of a second is absurd bsky.app/profile/joel...
If you want to have a conversation about no longer reviewing every score that's valid
What you can't do is review it and then decide after the fact that what you clearly saw on review wasn't real
What you can't do is review it and then decide after the fact that what you clearly saw on review wasn't real
November 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Like a lot of things, the idea of replay (prevent outrageously incorrect calls) has given way to the actual practice of replay (litigating pixels and rulebook legalese) which enshittifies sports.
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Vancouver beating Miami in the MLS Cup Final would be the truest vindication for MLS sickos.
November 30, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Vancouver beating Miami in the MLS Cup Final would be the truest vindication for MLS sickos.
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Beware of flying ICE.
An ICE GOON launched a car into the air and crashed it into the second floor of a building.
Waitsfield, Vermont.
Waitsfield, Vermont.
November 30, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Beware of flying ICE.
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“If you can’t win on the field you can always play quarterback for the culture war”
aka The Failing at Life-to-MAGA Influencer” pipeline LOL
aka The Failing at Life-to-MAGA Influencer” pipeline LOL
November 29, 2025 at 9:02 PM
“If you can’t win on the field you can always play quarterback for the culture war”
aka The Failing at Life-to-MAGA Influencer” pipeline LOL
aka The Failing at Life-to-MAGA Influencer” pipeline LOL
Having used ServiceNow for many years, I find their advertisements to be as truthful as any other ad for an “AI” product.
November 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Having used ServiceNow for many years, I find their advertisements to be as truthful as any other ad for an “AI” product.
Me: It makes sense that a Michigan man is a master baiter.
My Dad: Yes.
My Dad: Yes.
November 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Me: It makes sense that a Michigan man is a master baiter.
My Dad: Yes.
My Dad: Yes.
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THE USA'S OWN TYLER ADAMS SCORES AN ABSOLUTE WORLDIE! 🇺🇸
November 29, 2025 at 3:25 PM
THE USA'S OWN TYLER ADAMS SCORES AN ABSOLUTE WORLDIE! 🇺🇸
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If FIFA has been unable to get a visa to enter the US for a member of its own competitions organizing committee, it doesn't bode well for fans at the World Cup. apnews.com/article/iran...
Iran boycotting World Cup draw citing visa restrictions for soccer officials
Iran has decided to boycott the World Cup draw in Washington next week. The U.S. denied visas to members of the Iranian delegation, according to the state-run IRNA news agency.
apnews.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
If FIFA has been unable to get a visa to enter the US for a member of its own competitions organizing committee, it doesn't bode well for fans at the World Cup. apnews.com/article/iran...
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Happy #BlackFriday to all who celebrate.
If you’re shopping today, we fine folks at Supporter Supply would appreciate if you checked us out.
Here’s a discount code for 30% off everything, plus a $30 gift card if you wanna get nuts.
www.supportersupply.co
#Crew96 #GoBucks #ShopLocal
If you’re shopping today, we fine folks at Supporter Supply would appreciate if you checked us out.
Here’s a discount code for 30% off everything, plus a $30 gift card if you wanna get nuts.
www.supportersupply.co
#Crew96 #GoBucks #ShopLocal
November 28, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Happy #BlackFriday to all who celebrate.
If you’re shopping today, we fine folks at Supporter Supply would appreciate if you checked us out.
Here’s a discount code for 30% off everything, plus a $30 gift card if you wanna get nuts.
www.supportersupply.co
#Crew96 #GoBucks #ShopLocal
If you’re shopping today, we fine folks at Supporter Supply would appreciate if you checked us out.
Here’s a discount code for 30% off everything, plus a $30 gift card if you wanna get nuts.
www.supportersupply.co
#Crew96 #GoBucks #ShopLocal
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This is my yearly reminder that
A) The Pilgrims never turned on the Wampanoags. The Puritans who did were a whole different group of people.
B) Thanksgiving became a holiday to celebrate whooping the Confederates.
Sometimes we can just enjoy traditions without guilt!
A) The Pilgrims never turned on the Wampanoags. The Puritans who did were a whole different group of people.
B) Thanksgiving became a holiday to celebrate whooping the Confederates.
Sometimes we can just enjoy traditions without guilt!
Thanksgiving is problematic. Giving thanks is not. As someone who wants to remember the attempted genocide of indigenous people but also likes a reminder to practice gratitude, I like to use Indigenous People's Month to support (and be grateful for) indigenous creators. A partial list! /1
November 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
This is my yearly reminder that
A) The Pilgrims never turned on the Wampanoags. The Puritans who did were a whole different group of people.
B) Thanksgiving became a holiday to celebrate whooping the Confederates.
Sometimes we can just enjoy traditions without guilt!
A) The Pilgrims never turned on the Wampanoags. The Puritans who did were a whole different group of people.
B) Thanksgiving became a holiday to celebrate whooping the Confederates.
Sometimes we can just enjoy traditions without guilt!
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There’s a reason Caesar was forbidden to cross the Rubicon and return to Rome with his army. It’s what separates a relatively free society from a fascist one.
Pirro: "These Guardsmen and all who are here to protect the District are the line that separates a civilized society from a barbaric one."
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
There’s a reason Caesar was forbidden to cross the Rubicon and return to Rome with his army. It’s what separates a relatively free society from a fascist one.
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ICE, charging in: It'sa him! Mario!
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
ICE, charging in: It'sa him! Mario!
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The Macy's Day Parade is the best example of Mad Libs in real life.
Give me <Lil Jon> performing <Turn Down For What> while <Geoffrey the Giraffe> throws his <arms> into the air as he performs as a <DJ>
Why not?
Give me <Lil Jon> performing <Turn Down For What> while <Geoffrey the Giraffe> throws his <arms> into the air as he performs as a <DJ>
Why not?
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
The Macy's Day Parade is the best example of Mad Libs in real life.
Give me <Lil Jon> performing <Turn Down For What> while <Geoffrey the Giraffe> throws his <arms> into the air as he performs as a <DJ>
Why not?
Give me <Lil Jon> performing <Turn Down For What> while <Geoffrey the Giraffe> throws his <arms> into the air as he performs as a <DJ>
Why not?
John Candy would have loved them.
The Flying Schnörtzenbrekkers
The Flying Schnörtzenbrekkers
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
John Candy would have loved them.
The Flying Schnörtzenbrekkers
The Flying Schnörtzenbrekkers
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This is a win for due process.
The Trump administration was keeping immigrants with ZERO criminal records locked up in detention for weeks and months on end. A judge just ruled that these individuals must be entitled to bond hearings. abcnews.go.com/Politics/tho...
The Trump administration was keeping immigrants with ZERO criminal records locked up in detention for weeks and months on end. A judge just ruled that these individuals must be entitled to bond hearings. abcnews.go.com/Politics/tho...
Thousands of immigrants could be eligible for bond hearings, striking down DHS policy: Judge
The decision could potentially allow thousands of immigrants who have been subject to mandatory detention to be released.
abcnews.go.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
This is a win for due process.
The Trump administration was keeping immigrants with ZERO criminal records locked up in detention for weeks and months on end. A judge just ruled that these individuals must be entitled to bond hearings. abcnews.go.com/Politics/tho...
The Trump administration was keeping immigrants with ZERO criminal records locked up in detention for weeks and months on end. A judge just ruled that these individuals must be entitled to bond hearings. abcnews.go.com/Politics/tho...
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Lets face it, you will never have 0.00001% of Elons wealth but I guarantee you he has not and never will have 0,0001% of the love you have. The richest man on earth has no one who cares for him. No one who loves him, no one he loves and in the end, he'll have a fancy grave with no one to mourn him.
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Lets face it, you will never have 0.00001% of Elons wealth but I guarantee you he has not and never will have 0,0001% of the love you have. The richest man on earth has no one who cares for him. No one who loves him, no one he loves and in the end, he'll have a fancy grave with no one to mourn him.
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#Crew96 roster decisions.
Options picked up: Moreira, Ruvalcaba, Sejdic, Aliyu, Russell-Rowe.
Options declined: Derrick Jones and Lassi Lappalainen.
Out of contract: Evan Bush, Rudy Camacho, Abraham Romero.
Engaged in negotiations on extension: Bush, Camacho.
Options picked up: Moreira, Ruvalcaba, Sejdic, Aliyu, Russell-Rowe.
Options declined: Derrick Jones and Lassi Lappalainen.
Out of contract: Evan Bush, Rudy Camacho, Abraham Romero.
Engaged in negotiations on extension: Bush, Camacho.
November 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
#Crew96 roster decisions.
Options picked up: Moreira, Ruvalcaba, Sejdic, Aliyu, Russell-Rowe.
Options declined: Derrick Jones and Lassi Lappalainen.
Out of contract: Evan Bush, Rudy Camacho, Abraham Romero.
Engaged in negotiations on extension: Bush, Camacho.
Options picked up: Moreira, Ruvalcaba, Sejdic, Aliyu, Russell-Rowe.
Options declined: Derrick Jones and Lassi Lappalainen.
Out of contract: Evan Bush, Rudy Camacho, Abraham Romero.
Engaged in negotiations on extension: Bush, Camacho.
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To clarify present #Crew96 roster:
G (3): Hagen, Lapkes, Schulte.
D (7): Amundsen, Cheberko, Farsi, Herrera, Moreira, Ruvalcaba, Zawadzki.
MF (8): Arsten, Brown, Chambost, Gazdag, Habroune, Mrowka, Picard, Sejdic.
F (4): Abou Ali, Aliyu, Rossi, Russell-Rowe.
G (3): Hagen, Lapkes, Schulte.
D (7): Amundsen, Cheberko, Farsi, Herrera, Moreira, Ruvalcaba, Zawadzki.
MF (8): Arsten, Brown, Chambost, Gazdag, Habroune, Mrowka, Picard, Sejdic.
F (4): Abou Ali, Aliyu, Rossi, Russell-Rowe.
Players already under contract:
G: Hagen, Laapkes, Schulte.
D: Amundsen, Cheberko, Farsi, Herrera, Zawadzki.
MF: Arfsten, Brown, Chambost, Gazdag, Habroune, Mrowka, Picard.
F: Abou Ali, Rossi.
G: Hagen, Laapkes, Schulte.
D: Amundsen, Cheberko, Farsi, Herrera, Zawadzki.
MF: Arfsten, Brown, Chambost, Gazdag, Habroune, Mrowka, Picard.
F: Abou Ali, Rossi.
#Crew96 roster decisions.
Options picked up: Moreira, Ruvalcaba, Sejdic, Aliyu, Russell-Rowe.
Options declined: Derrick Jones and Lassi Lappalainen.
Out of contract: Evan Bush, Rudy Camacho, Abraham Romero.
Engaged in negotiations on extension: Bush, Camacho.
Options picked up: Moreira, Ruvalcaba, Sejdic, Aliyu, Russell-Rowe.
Options declined: Derrick Jones and Lassi Lappalainen.
Out of contract: Evan Bush, Rudy Camacho, Abraham Romero.
Engaged in negotiations on extension: Bush, Camacho.
November 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
To clarify present #Crew96 roster:
G (3): Hagen, Lapkes, Schulte.
D (7): Amundsen, Cheberko, Farsi, Herrera, Moreira, Ruvalcaba, Zawadzki.
MF (8): Arsten, Brown, Chambost, Gazdag, Habroune, Mrowka, Picard, Sejdic.
F (4): Abou Ali, Aliyu, Rossi, Russell-Rowe.
G (3): Hagen, Lapkes, Schulte.
D (7): Amundsen, Cheberko, Farsi, Herrera, Moreira, Ruvalcaba, Zawadzki.
MF (8): Arsten, Brown, Chambost, Gazdag, Habroune, Mrowka, Picard, Sejdic.
F (4): Abou Ali, Aliyu, Rossi, Russell-Rowe.
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Interviewer: “What do you say to trans kids who are starting their transition?”
Zohran Mamdani: "We're gonna make this a city that doesn't just protect trans kids, but also celebrates and cherishes them."
Zohran Mamdani: "We're gonna make this a city that doesn't just protect trans kids, but also celebrates and cherishes them."
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Interviewer: “What do you say to trans kids who are starting their transition?”
Zohran Mamdani: "We're gonna make this a city that doesn't just protect trans kids, but also celebrates and cherishes them."
Zohran Mamdani: "We're gonna make this a city that doesn't just protect trans kids, but also celebrates and cherishes them."
Sky Sports said minutes ago that the Wilfried Nancy deal may be done before the weekend and they note once again that Ampadu is joining him.
#Crew96
#Crew96
November 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Sky Sports said minutes ago that the Wilfried Nancy deal may be done before the weekend and they note once again that Ampadu is joining him.
#Crew96
#Crew96
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White House spokeswoman Karoline Leavitt now has a family connection to an ICE arrest: the mother of her nephew was detained in Revere, Mass. @wbur.org @simonfrios.bsky.social
www.wbur.org/news/2025/11...
www.wbur.org/news/2025/11...
White House spokeswoman Leavitt now has a family connection to an ICE arrest
Bruna Ferreira, a Boston-area woman who is the mother of Leavitt's nephew, is now in custody at an ICE facility in Louisiana.
www.wbur.org
November 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
White House spokeswoman Karoline Leavitt now has a family connection to an ICE arrest: the mother of her nephew was detained in Revere, Mass. @wbur.org @simonfrios.bsky.social
www.wbur.org/news/2025/11...
www.wbur.org/news/2025/11...