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Joel (world's number one Dodgers fan)

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He/him. Orioles and Commanders fan. Purveyor of #KeeganAkinFacts. Love your neighbor.

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Joel (world's number one Dodgers fan) @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · Jul 10

The Corbin Burnes trade notwithstanding, the defining philosophy of the Mike Elias era is that competing for a World Series the next year is subordinate to competing for a World Series three years from now.

Through seven years, it seems like that's a really good strategy to win zero World Series.

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Joel (world's number one Dodgers fan) @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 11h

We would have such an elite two-hand-touch defense

Joel (world's number one Dodgers fan) @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 11h

Yeah you're never gonna get the "I'd rather be golfing" bobblehead guy to also be the "got that dog in me" guy.

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Joel (world's number one Dodgers fan) @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 12h

Josh Doctson is still not forgiven.

Washington receiver Josh Doctson tumbling to the ground in the end zone, ultimately losing his grasp on what could have been the game-winning touchdown against the Chiefs in 2017.

Joel (world's number one Dodgers fan) @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 12h

I'm very comforted by the fact that this totally minimal, not-longterm injury to our franchise QB is significant enough to rule him out on Wednesday for a game on Monday.

Ian Rapoport @rapsheet.bsky.social · 12h

Commanders QB Jayden Daniels, who suffered a low-grade hamstring strain on Sunday, is going to be out for MNF against the Chiefs, sources say.

While not long-term at all, Jayden Daniels’ hamstring knocks him out vs the Chiefs. This will be Marcus Mariota’s third start this season.

Joel (world's number one Dodgers fan) @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 1d

Having a mid-off

Dianna Russini @diannarussini.bsky.social · 1d

Russell Wilson on Sean Payton, via X:

Joel (world's number one Dodgers fan) @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 2d

You absolutely don't have to hope that

Joel (world's number one Dodgers fan) @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 2d

"Almost?"

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Joel (world's number one Dodgers fan) @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 2d

New pfp

Joel (world's number one Dodgers fan) @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 2d

Oh no

Joel (world's number one Dodgers fan) @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 2d

Well I did. But like... eight months ago.

Joel (world's number one Dodgers fan) @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 2d

Fuck the blue jays forever and always BUT I do still love Kevin Gausman, and him throwing from the pen in the postseason brings happy memories.

Joel (world's number one Dodgers fan) @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 2d

Sold.

Joel (world's number one Dodgers fan) @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 2d

I have been saying this for MONTHS

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Joel (world's number one Dodgers fan) @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 2d

It kinda sucks watching everyone talk nice about the Jays. It's like when your friend suggests a member of your family is hot. Gross, ew, why do you like that

Joel (world's number one Dodgers fan) @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 2d

🔱 at all costs.

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shan @mountrutsch.bsky.social · 3d

fuck the blue jays, let's go mariners

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Joel (world's number one Dodgers fan) @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 2d

Good call

Joel (world's number one Dodgers fan) @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 2d

Dan Quinn may be the best we've got atm?

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Joel (world's number one Dodgers fan) @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 2d

We would be giving up a better pitcher and a pick than what we gave them for Burnes, in exchange for a pitcher on an expiring deal who is not as good as Burnes, with no assurance that the offense will round back into form to contend in 2026. Not to mention the bullpen. I think I lean no on this one.

Joel (world's number one Dodgers fan) @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 2d

That team went on to lose in the divisional round to Tony Dungy's Bucs 14-13 when the long snapper couldn't get the ball airborne for the game winning field goal attempt.

Joel (world's number one Dodgers fan) @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 2d

Hell yeah

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Joel (world's number one Dodgers fan) @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 2d

tf you mean you're dressed up as the milf beam

Joel (world's number one Dodgers fan) @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 3d

Loins

Joel (world's number one Dodgers fan) @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 3d

Ball did not lie, still abolish the spot foul for DPI

Joel (world's number one Dodgers fan) @joelskeetsos.bsky.social · 3d

The last defender got to the sideline with 4 on the play clock. Official doesn't get off the ball until 2. By the time he's out of the way it's at zero, and WE get the delay of game.