Joel
@joelskeetsos.bsky.social
He/him. Orioles and Commanders fan. Purveyor of #KeeganAkinFacts. Love your neighbor.
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It's the m(O's)t wonderful time of the year
December 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
It's the m(O's)t wonderful time of the year
Interesting observation from Pete that the batter's eye was an attractive selling point about OPACY and how that may matter more to hitters than the depth down the lines. He's a goober but he's definitely not a dumb jock.
December 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Interesting observation from Pete that the batter's eye was an attractive selling point about OPACY and how that may matter more to hitters than the depth down the lines. He's a goober but he's definitely not a dumb jock.
"I'm a worker, it doesn't matter" - Pete Alonso on whether it's important to him to be the everyday 1B (as opposed to taking more days at DH)
Correct answer.
Correct answer.
December 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
"I'm a worker, it doesn't matter" - Pete Alonso on whether it's important to him to be the everyday 1B (as opposed to taking more days at DH)
Correct answer.
Correct answer.
Completely forgot Buck Showalter managed the Mets so recently lmao
December 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Completely forgot Buck Showalter managed the Mets so recently lmao
Free agent 1B/DH who wear #25 socking dingers for the Orioles in their 30s >>
December 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Free agent 1B/DH who wear #25 socking dingers for the Orioles in their 30s >>
When a maga ad interrupts the newest @pablo.show episode
December 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
When a maga ad interrupts the newest @pablo.show episode
My (conservative, Evangelical Christian) friends and I played this game all the time when we were kids and I always called it Smear The CLEAR, and I still don't know if I just misheard it that way or if it was commonly known by that name elsewhere
Falcons RB Bijan Robinson apologized for using a homophobic phrase on the “Thursday Night Football Nightcap” show following Atlanta’s win over the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
"I recognize the mistake and make sure to do better in the future."
www.nytimes.com/athletic/688...
"I recognize the mistake and make sure to do better in the future."
www.nytimes.com/athletic/688...
Bijan Robinson apologizes for using homophobic phrase on TNF postgame show
Robinson used the term in response to analyst Richard Sherman's comments on backyard football.
www.nytimes.com
December 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
My (conservative, Evangelical Christian) friends and I played this game all the time when we were kids and I always called it Smear The CLEAR, and I still don't know if I just misheard it that way or if it was commonly known by that name elsewhere
Zane Gonzalez making big kicks in Tampa? Fucking A right he is.
December 12, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Zane Gonzalez making big kicks in Tampa? Fucking A right he is.
Gotta get to 20 penalties Atlanta, I don't care how.
December 12, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Gotta get to 20 penalties Atlanta, I don't care how.
Met Tuesday, Oriole Wednesday
Mike Elias on "Orioles Hot Stove Show" on WBAL Radio said getting a deal with Pete Alonso was "pretty rapid." Met Tuesday, presented offer "and next day we were able to wrap it up." Weather delayed meeting from Sunday to Tuesday. #orioles
December 12, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Met Tuesday, Oriole Wednesday
There's a store at the Fair Oaks mall in Virginia selling dhgate NFL jerseys as retail authentics at full price. It is dangerous out here.
December 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
There's a store at the Fair Oaks mall in Virginia selling dhgate NFL jerseys as retail authentics at full price. It is dangerous out here.
Since I seem to be in the minority opinion that withholding Opening Day tickets exclusively for Birdland Members is bad actually, I took a look around at the other MLB teams in our approximate region to see how difficult it is to get Opening Day tickets there. 🧵
December 11, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Since I seem to be in the minority opinion that withholding Opening Day tickets exclusively for Birdland Members is bad actually, I took a look around at the other MLB teams in our approximate region to see how difficult it is to get Opening Day tickets there. 🧵
Reposted by Joel
How the photos look when Times New Roman kills its entire family
December 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
How the photos look when Times New Roman kills its entire family
The fact that the Commanders are the only NFL team on the graphic is wild to me
Here are the most viewed team pages across ALL of the Sports Reference sites in each state this year! ⚾🏀🏈🏒⚽
December 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The fact that the Commanders are the only NFL team on the graphic is wild to me
It's not 3.
What's most likely?
- Elias wanted to continue his strategy of efficiency/sustainability but is being forced by ownership to spend
- He's willingly pivoting because what he was doing before isn't working anymore
- He only operated that way in the first place because of past ownership constraints
- Elias wanted to continue his strategy of efficiency/sustainability but is being forced by ownership to spend
- He's willingly pivoting because what he was doing before isn't working anymore
- He only operated that way in the first place because of past ownership constraints
December 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
It's not 3.
I had this crazy dream last night that the Orioles actually signed Pete Alonso
December 11, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I had this crazy dream last night that the Orioles actually signed Pete Alonso
Gotta update the pinned skeet I guess. The Orioles are in win-now mode.
The Corbin Burnes trade notwithstanding, the defining philosophy of the Mike Elias era is that competing for a World Series the next year is subordinate to competing for a World Series three years from now.
Through seven years, it seems like that's a really good strategy to win zero World Series.
Through seven years, it seems like that's a really good strategy to win zero World Series.
December 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Gotta update the pinned skeet I guess. The Orioles are in win-now mode.
I am watching NATIONAL LAMPOON'S CHRISTMAS VACATION for the first time, and I have concluded that Eddie is the worst character in the history of film
December 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I am watching NATIONAL LAMPOON'S CHRISTMAS VACATION for the first time, and I have concluded that Eddie is the worst character in the history of film
ERECT
Pete hit .309/.401/.634 with a 1.035 OPS with runners in scoring position last year
December 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
ERECT
Oh my god I just realized that the Barstool shithead we invited to the birdbath is probably heartbroken, what an amazing day
December 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Oh my god I just realized that the Barstool shithead we invited to the birdbath is probably heartbroken, what an amazing day
What number does Pete wear in Baltimore? Obviously can't wear 20.
December 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
What number does Pete wear in Baltimore? Obviously can't wear 20.
They did it for Heather
pre op excitement.
Go back at 7:30.
Assuming the Orioles will sign a free agent while I’m in surgery. Should be out around 5:30pm.
Go back at 7:30.
Assuming the Orioles will sign a free agent while I’m in surgery. Should be out around 5:30pm.
December 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
They did it for Heather
Now go sign Framber and baby we got a stew going!
December 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Now go sign Framber and baby we got a stew going!