Joel
@joelskeetsos.bsky.social
He/him. Orioles and Commanders fan. Purveyor of #KeeganAkinFacts. Love your neighbor.
@orioles posting thirst traps again
December 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
@orioles posting thirst traps again
It took one paragraph to get from the "create something from nothing" hogwash to "I was a dumbass in high school so Daddy gave me seed money"
!["Work-life balance [for entrepreneurs] is the biggest line of bulls--- that's ever been created," he said. "There's no such thing as a work-life balance. When you're going to squeeze lemonade out of horses---, you've got to squeeze really, really hard... To create something from nothing, there is no such thing."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bvqokmjdhez37ieu7ok2clnc/bafkreibxrv3lajmnzapmbuvgq7a32jm4lcptyc7r7delxkkylzdigl75ua@jpeg)
December 1, 2025 at 6:31 PM
It took one paragraph to get from the "create something from nothing" hogwash to "I was a dumbass in high school so Daddy gave me seed money"
Socially distanced king Pat Valaika
December 1, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Socially distanced king Pat Valaika
You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
November 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
Watching Rico Dowdle come up gimpy after two plays and Chuba Hubbard pop off on my bench with the fantasy playoffs on the line
November 30, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Watching Rico Dowdle come up gimpy after two plays and Chuba Hubbard pop off on my bench with the fantasy playoffs on the line
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
Thoughts and prayers to everyone doing dishes today
November 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Thoughts and prayers to everyone doing dishes today
Happy Thanksgiving! I am thankful for you. I'm glad you're here. Let's go O's.
November 27, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Happy Thanksgiving! I am thankful for you. I'm glad you're here. Let's go O's.
Can't go soon enough.
November 27, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Can't go soon enough.
Tough to do an all-Commanders grid when you've got the "only one team" qualifier, but real practice squad warriors know
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Tough to do an all-Commanders grid when you've got the "only one team" qualifier, but real practice squad warriors know
I raise you Cleveland at Baltimore, June 6, 2021:
November 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I raise you Cleveland at Baltimore, June 6, 2021:
This is how you remind me of what I really am
This is how you remind me of what I really am
It's not like you to say sorry
I was waiting on a different story
This time I'm mistaken
For handing you a heart worth breaking
And I've been wrong, I've been down
To the bottom of every bottle
These five wor
This is how you remind me of what I really am
It's not like you to say sorry
I was waiting on a different story
This time I'm mistaken
For handing you a heart worth breaking
And I've been wrong, I've been down
To the bottom of every bottle
These five wor
November 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
This is how you remind me of what I really am
This is how you remind me of what I really am
It's not like you to say sorry
I was waiting on a different story
This time I'm mistaken
For handing you a heart worth breaking
And I've been wrong, I've been down
To the bottom of every bottle
These five wor
This is how you remind me of what I really am
It's not like you to say sorry
I was waiting on a different story
This time I'm mistaken
For handing you a heart worth breaking
And I've been wrong, I've been down
To the bottom of every bottle
These five wor
New Orioles short king just dropped
November 21, 2025 at 2:40 PM
New Orioles short king just dropped
99.992% of you forgot that Jimmy Paredes played third base for the Toronto Blue Jays for one game in 2016 and it really shows.
November 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
99.992% of you forgot that Jimmy Paredes played third base for the Toronto Blue Jays for one game in 2016 and it really shows.
Next to Burnes in game one last year, the best performance by an Orioles starter I have ever seen in-person was Grayson's eight shutout innings on Clinchmas Eve, 2023 in a gotta-have-it game against the Rays. I hope he is able to be what he was that night again someday. He deserves it.
November 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Next to Burnes in game one last year, the best performance by an Orioles starter I have ever seen in-person was Grayson's eight shutout innings on Clinchmas Eve, 2023 in a gotta-have-it game against the Rays. I hope he is able to be what he was that night again someday. He deserves it.
Respectfully,, I'll take that disaster
November 19, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Respectfully,, I'll take that disaster
Some of you could not last a day on Pennsylvania Dutch cuisine, but for those with the courage to try, you'll never go hungry.
November 19, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Some of you could not last a day on Pennsylvania Dutch cuisine, but for those with the courage to try, you'll never go hungry.
Wait a second... is that... that couldn't be...?
November 18, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Wait a second... is that... that couldn't be...?