Joel
@joelskeetsos.bsky.social
He/him. Orioles and Commanders fan. Purveyor of #KeeganAkinFacts. Love your neighbor.
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Joel
@joelskeetsos.bsky.social
· Jul 10
The Corbin Burnes trade notwithstanding, the defining philosophy of the Mike Elias era is that competing for a World Series the next year is subordinate to competing for a World Series three years from now.
Through seven years, it seems like that's a really good strategy to win zero World Series.
Through seven years, it seems like that's a really good strategy to win zero World Series.
@orioles posting thirst traps again
December 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
@orioles posting thirst traps again
It took one paragraph to get from the "create something from nothing" hogwash to "I was a dumbass in high school so Daddy gave me seed money"
!["Work-life balance [for entrepreneurs] is the biggest line of bulls--- that's ever been created," he said. "There's no such thing as a work-life balance. When you're going to squeeze lemonade out of horses---, you've got to squeeze really, really hard... To create something from nothing, there is no such thing."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bvqokmjdhez37ieu7ok2clnc/bafkreibxrv3lajmnzapmbuvgq7a32jm4lcptyc7r7delxkkylzdigl75ua@jpeg)
December 1, 2025 at 6:31 PM
It took one paragraph to get from the "create something from nothing" hogwash to "I was a dumbass in high school so Daddy gave me seed money"
If you kick there with four minutes left, you lose. Defense was done and they already went the distance in less time than that. Just a great defensive play to spoil it.
December 1, 2025 at 5:07 AM
If you kick there with four minutes left, you lose. Defense was done and they already went the distance in less time than that. Just a great defensive play to spoil it.
Right call to go for the win. Mariota played his ass off. Great, great game, and it doesn't ultimately matter.
Sucks.
Sucks.
December 1, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Right call to go for the win. Mariota played his ass off. Great, great game, and it doesn't ultimately matter.
Sucks.
Sucks.
Zach is having an unbelievable game but dude that is a BRUTAL drop
December 1, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Zach is having an unbelievable game but dude that is a BRUTAL drop
Oh my god, man come on
December 1, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Oh my god, man come on
Well that looked like Washington.
December 1, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Well that looked like Washington.
Sending out multiple captains for the overtime coin toss is cringe
December 1, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Sending out multiple captains for the overtime coin toss is cringe
Jake Moody, who has never missed a big kick,
December 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Jake Moody, who has never missed a big kick,
Terry McLaurin is hurt again because a square yard of sod breaks loose every time he takes a step
December 1, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Terry McLaurin is hurt again because a square yard of sod breaks loose every time he takes a step
Officials have cost the Commanders 26 yards on the last two drives between the missed leg whip and the ticky tack calls here.
December 1, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Officials have cost the Commanders 26 yards on the last two drives between the missed leg whip and the ticky tack calls here.
I am once again begging the Commanders to figure out how to not have shitty grass
December 1, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I am once again begging the Commanders to figure out how to not have shitty grass
Egregious fouls being acknowledged by video assist and yet unable to be enforced, seems dumb
December 1, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Egregious fouls being acknowledged by video assist and yet unable to be enforced, seems dumb
Waste of an excellent punt
December 1, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Waste of an excellent punt
Watching Rico Dowdle come up gimpy after two plays and Chuba Hubbard pop off on my bench with the fantasy playoffs on the line
November 30, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Watching Rico Dowdle come up gimpy after two plays and Chuba Hubbard pop off on my bench with the fantasy playoffs on the line
Rules don't matter
That would have been a truly egregious overturn
November 29, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Rules don't matter
"Well it looks like a touchdown in real time, it's only when you slow it way down that it looks like a fumble" my brother in Christ, if you don't want to see it in slow motion don't go to review!
November 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
"Well it looks like a touchdown in real time, it's only when you slow it way down that it looks like a fumble" my brother in Christ, if you don't want to see it in slow motion don't go to review!