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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 3h

No fucking way story of a girl was on one of those CDs. What an absolute banger.

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 4h

(Beautiful failure was my nickname in high school)

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 4h

ANYWAY, their latest baby Coco failed miserably out of her program today, and she is coming home.

SHE. IS. COMING. HOME.

As for me and my house, we will celebrate the small victories. ✊

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 4h

Not that this matters AT ALL, but for context, they’re a childless couple. I might be the closest thing they have to a kid, and we all know that me existing is never going to make anyone not unhappy, so yeah. Whenever they “graduate” a dog, my heart breaks for them in a very specific way.

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 4h

My aunt and uncle are the type of sick sluts that train puppies to become, like, leader dogs or whatever? You know what I mean. Anyway, their entire life is falling in love with dogs and then being emotionally slaughtered when their babies leave them to perform the most noble-ass task on earth.

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 5h

My guy showing up to pick up the mattress

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 13h

A 93-94 Arsenal jersey all fixed-up and sent back out to its owner. 🫡

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 3d

Listen, I’m not saying that it’s time to start watching the VERY FAMOUS Crew internet thing, but if you haven’t in a while, it’s our day and maybe you should. That’s all I’m saying.

youtu.be/NBpuNYaWFH8

Random Crew Video Thing

YouTube video by Morgan Hughes

youtu.be

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 3d

Honestly, the dumbest thing that ever happened during STC was MLS2ATX saying that there was a thing called “supporter arts”

Because of that, I made this

youtu.be/Gq1A1wiNd9A

Hashtag Supporter Arts | #SaveTheCrew

YouTube video by Morgan Hughes

youtu.be

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 3d

Thank you Gustavo.

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 3d

(My most recent three tweets seem very upsetting upon further review and I’m sorry about that, Jesus I promise i am not that angry.)

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 3d

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 3d

Zero point zero lies detected. Fuck rich people now and forever more. Save the Crew is a lesson of us rejecting the nonsense that we were raised to believe. Love that you’re here with us brother.

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Scot @hangthadj.bsky.social · 3d

On this #SaveTheCrew day, I think it’s important to acknowledge that though Columbus, Ohio still ostensibly has Columbus Crew - the ownership, the stewardship of the club, has never been in worse hands, has never been held by worse people than Jimmy and Dee Haslam and Dr. Pete Edwards.

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 3d

#SaveTheCrew party 2K25 😤😤😤

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 3d

Happy anniversary, you guys. 🫡

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 3d

Holy shit, they acknowledged it. Wow.

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 3d

Happy #SaveTheCrew day to all who celebrate. Biggest win in league history.

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 4d

I’m having like a four hour long allergy attack and I’m MISERABLE, so it’s time to teach Pam’s daughter about allergies.

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 4d

HELL YEAH, GO BUCKS

Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 4d

“I don’t care if it’s actually my birthday today or not; I’m just having such a Great time my in FAVORITE city in the world!!”

our toddler son

in Columbus Ohio

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 5d

A lot of people show up to #TIFOSWEAT when the email says it starts but let me tell you a little story called “Bronte don’t you ever tell daddy what to do you dirty bitch” anyway I didn’t help at all tonight and I hope it all works out for Norm and Norm only

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 5d

SO SAY WE ALL

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 5d

Ope that’s definitely one of ours, sorry about that. They’re probably on a business trip and they think the snowmobile trail is a bike path. Just ignore them and they’ll eventually crash into an office building.

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 5d

I’m not done with their broke-asses yet either.

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