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ahandleforian.bsky.social
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@ahandleforian.bsky.social
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Occasional soccer writer and frequent poster. Roldan apologist. Big Mariners guy. The least essential voice in American soccer. The world’s foremost idiot.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 15h
37 year old blake treinen called from the bullpen for the dodgers. he'll be eligible to join bluesky next year
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ian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 18h
It's unbelievable that this team that hits and pitches really good keeps winning baseball games - All of these pundits on fox
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ian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 18h
your math is sound
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ian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 18h
Alright you don’t win anything in game 2 of the ACLS except GAME 2 OF THE ACLS
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ian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 19h
baseball going p good if we're being honest
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ian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 19h
THICKARD HENDERSON
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ian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 19h
Ok I'm pretty sure this series is AI generated now. You cannot expect me to believe Varsho misjudged a flyball and Garver got a pinch hit triple. That's a tell tale sign.
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ian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 19h
Ok so we're in bizarro world now
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ian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 20h
Polanctober? that’s better
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ian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 20h
More like Polancoctober imo
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ian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 20h
it brings me no joy to report that his most productive at bats this last week have ended when he gets hit by a pitch
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ian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 20h
That inning should have been over twice
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ian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 21h
Randy, bud, I'm not a batting coach but these swings have not been good my man.
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ian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 21h
I hope by the end of this series we learn why John Smoltz despises the Seattle Mariners?
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ian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 21h
ok so thicky henderson isn't flicky henderson i guess
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ian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 21h
what did the mariners ever do to john smoltz
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ian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 21h
Thicky Henderson with another bag and of course it was effortless.
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ian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 1d
You will not believe the timestamp in which the goalkeeper appears
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NWSL @nwslsoccer.com · 1d
This flick from Jun Endo is UNREAL 🤯
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ian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 1d
internet high-five! ✋
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ian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 1d
Bryce Miller just rolling his sleeves up past his messed up bone spur and just getting on with it
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ian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 1d
You don’t win anything in game one of the ALCS except GAME ONE OF THE ALCS!!!!!
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ian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 1d
Listen I’m not gonna lie I had zero expectations about winning that game
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ian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 1d
Randy Arozarena needs to do some better at-bats. He’s swinging so hard that he like stumbles around and loses his balance. I’m no batting mechanics expert but that’s probably not ideal
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ian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 1d
Why there a Jays fan behind home plate wearing fake muscles
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ian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 1d
Haters all
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