Randy Is (Too) Online
@randyis.online
"When in the course of human events" is right now.
He/Him
Fall River, MA
He/Him
Fall River, MA
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Food is great. It
Unites us as a
Country of diverse tastes.
Kind of a true equalizing force
Isn't it neat to
Come together
Enjoying our memories?
Unites us as a
Country of diverse tastes.
Kind of a true equalizing force
Isn't it neat to
Come together
Enjoying our memories?
February 14, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Food is great. It
Unites us as a
Country of diverse tastes.
Kind of a true equalizing force
Isn't it neat to
Come together
Enjoying our memories?
Unites us as a
Country of diverse tastes.
Kind of a true equalizing force
Isn't it neat to
Come together
Enjoying our memories?
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also i will NEVER forget that when it was Mamdani vs Cuomo, the blue no matter who people didn't say a word about voting for the Democrat no matter what. everyone saw that.
February 13, 2026 at 12:52 PM
also i will NEVER forget that when it was Mamdani vs Cuomo, the blue no matter who people didn't say a word about voting for the Democrat no matter what. everyone saw that.
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This guy was a bad dude everyone KNEW he was a bad dude, maybe one of the worst dudes to ever live, and we're splitting hairs about "I only had lunch on the island" it's CRAZY MAN. These people need to be locked in a room and then throw the room away
February 13, 2026 at 9:22 PM
This guy was a bad dude everyone KNEW he was a bad dude, maybe one of the worst dudes to ever live, and we're splitting hairs about "I only had lunch on the island" it's CRAZY MAN. These people need to be locked in a room and then throw the room away
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This kid in 2028
February 13, 2026 at 11:54 PM
This kid in 2028
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Earlier this week, I filed a brief opposing the Department of Education's attempt to halt critical reporting that addresses racial disparities in special education.
As a mom and as your AG, I'll always stand up to ensure ALL our kids needs are met at school.
As a mom and as your AG, I'll always stand up to ensure ALL our kids needs are met at school.
February 13, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Earlier this week, I filed a brief opposing the Department of Education's attempt to halt critical reporting that addresses racial disparities in special education.
As a mom and as your AG, I'll always stand up to ensure ALL our kids needs are met at school.
As a mom and as your AG, I'll always stand up to ensure ALL our kids needs are met at school.
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Guillotines are the moderate solution
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Guillotines are the moderate solution
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Nate Newton was found in a van with 175 pounds of marijuana. I guess he’s lucky he wasn’t in a boat in the Caribbean or Trump would’ve blown him to pieces instead of pardoning him. www.nytimes.com/athletic/704...
President Trump pardons Hall of Famer Joe Klecko and four other former NFL players
Trump pardoned Klecko, Nate Newton, Jamal Lewis, Travis Henry and the late Billy Cannon for crimes ranging from perjury to drug trafficking.
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Nate Newton was found in a van with 175 pounds of marijuana. I guess he’s lucky he wasn’t in a boat in the Caribbean or Trump would’ve blown him to pieces instead of pardoning him. www.nytimes.com/athletic/704...
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Getting a bit awkward as, one by one, those with Epstein scum on them face real repercussions except the people in the Trump administration.
February 13, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Getting a bit awkward as, one by one, those with Epstein scum on them face real repercussions except the people in the Trump administration.
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they can never make me hate nick castellanos defector.com/the-phillies...
The Phillies Can Never Make Me Hate Nick Castellanos | Defector
On Thursday, the Philadelphia Phillies released outfielder Nick Castellanos after months of threatening to do so. All off-season, I have read reports that the Phillies wanted to get rid of Castellanos...
defector.com
February 13, 2026 at 5:49 PM
they can never make me hate nick castellanos defector.com/the-phillies...
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"The first person to be executed for treason in the US was not a spy or someone who sold secrets to a foreign government. It was not a Confederate general who took up arms against his government. It was an abolitionist named John Brown." from @nhannahjones.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/m...
The Transformative Power of the White ‘Race Traitor’
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:16 PM
"The first person to be executed for treason in the US was not a spy or someone who sold secrets to a foreign government. It was not a Confederate general who took up arms against his government. It was an abolitionist named John Brown." from @nhannahjones.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/m...
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OK everyone who is making fun of Kristi Noem over the blanket thing has OBVIOUSLY never had a toddler who was elevated to a Cabinet position
February 13, 2026 at 3:14 PM
OK everyone who is making fun of Kristi Noem over the blanket thing has OBVIOUSLY never had a toddler who was elevated to a Cabinet position
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I'm all for pardons and second chances. But it's a hell of a juxtaposition to pardon millionaire NFL players convicted of drug distribution while you're summarily executing impoverished fishermen making a few hundred bucks to shuttle drugs around the Caribbean.
President Trump pardons Hall of Famer Joe Klecko and four other former NFL players
Trump pardoned Klecko, Nate Newton, Jamal Lewis, Travis Henry and the late Billy Cannon for crimes ranging from perjury to drug trafficking.
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:46 PM
I'm all for pardons and second chances. But it's a hell of a juxtaposition to pardon millionaire NFL players convicted of drug distribution while you're summarily executing impoverished fishermen making a few hundred bucks to shuttle drugs around the Caribbean.
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If in a country of 330 million ppl you cannot find a second candidate without a nazi tattoo then just cancel elections and stop the pretense, you're fully cooked
February 13, 2026 at 1:30 PM
If in a country of 330 million ppl you cannot find a second candidate without a nazi tattoo then just cancel elections and stop the pretense, you're fully cooked
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Surprise murder confession incoming
GUESS WHO JUST WON BRONZE AGAIN
February 13, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Surprise murder confession incoming
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it would not be fair to them to say this aloud so I don't but every day at some point I see my children and think i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm doing everything i can to make this world better but i'm so sorry, you do not deserve any of this
February 13, 2026 at 12:29 PM
it would not be fair to them to say this aloud so I don't but every day at some point I see my children and think i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm doing everything i can to make this world better but i'm so sorry, you do not deserve any of this
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Massachusetts should not be spending money on this.
Massachusetts should not be undermining its knowledge workers.
Massachusetts should not be entrusting any aspect of our government or its processes to ChatGPT.
Massachusetts should not be undermining its knowledge workers.
Massachusetts should not be entrusting any aspect of our government or its processes to ChatGPT.
Healey rolls out ChatGPT-powered AI assistant for state workers - The Boston Globe
Massachusetts plans to make the digital tool available to all 40,000 employees in the state's executive branch.
www.bostonglobe.com
February 13, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Massachusetts should not be spending money on this.
Massachusetts should not be undermining its knowledge workers.
Massachusetts should not be entrusting any aspect of our government or its processes to ChatGPT.
Massachusetts should not be undermining its knowledge workers.
Massachusetts should not be entrusting any aspect of our government or its processes to ChatGPT.
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The EU has just voted, by a VERY wide margin, for the full recognition of trans women as women…!
February 12, 2026 at 4:06 PM
The EU has just voted, by a VERY wide margin, for the full recognition of trans women as women…!
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If my ancestors made it across the plains pulling handcarts, I can make it through this 14-page Gavin Newsom profile in the New Yorker.
February 12, 2026 at 9:57 PM
If my ancestors made it across the plains pulling handcarts, I can make it through this 14-page Gavin Newsom profile in the New Yorker.
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Hey Pam Bondi: the Dow dropped below 50,000.
So NOW can we care about children being raped?
So NOW can we care about children being raped?
February 12, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Hey Pam Bondi: the Dow dropped below 50,000.
So NOW can we care about children being raped?
So NOW can we care about children being raped?
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This concept that you can be low IQ or high IQ and have that mean anything real is buying into this idea, invented to take people the state doesn't want having children and telling them they're not allowed to
Hey btw guess which culture forms the basis for the more cultural questions on the quiz
Hey btw guess which culture forms the basis for the more cultural questions on the quiz
February 12, 2026 at 3:04 PM
This concept that you can be low IQ or high IQ and have that mean anything real is buying into this idea, invented to take people the state doesn't want having children and telling them they're not allowed to
Hey btw guess which culture forms the basis for the more cultural questions on the quiz
Hey btw guess which culture forms the basis for the more cultural questions on the quiz
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Okay gang
*youth pastor chair rotate, serious face*
We need to talk about IQ. i had my IQ tested when I was very young. It came out wicked high, because I am very good at maths and even better at pattern recognition.
IQ is eugenicist bullshit.
*youth pastor chair rotate, serious face*
We need to talk about IQ. i had my IQ tested when I was very young. It came out wicked high, because I am very good at maths and even better at pattern recognition.
IQ is eugenicist bullshit.
February 12, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Okay gang
*youth pastor chair rotate, serious face*
We need to talk about IQ. i had my IQ tested when I was very young. It came out wicked high, because I am very good at maths and even better at pattern recognition.
IQ is eugenicist bullshit.
*youth pastor chair rotate, serious face*
We need to talk about IQ. i had my IQ tested when I was very young. It came out wicked high, because I am very good at maths and even better at pattern recognition.
IQ is eugenicist bullshit.
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“my ‘we’re not out scouring the streets to disappear people or deny people their civil rights or due process’ shirt is raising a lot of questions that are answered by the shirt”
Homan: "ICE is a legitimate federal law enforcement agency. We're not out scouring the streets to disappear people or deny people their civil rights or due process."
February 12, 2026 at 2:44 PM
“my ‘we’re not out scouring the streets to disappear people or deny people their civil rights or due process’ shirt is raising a lot of questions that are answered by the shirt”
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Saying Sorry (Part 3/4)
February 11, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Saying Sorry (Part 3/4)
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first time in new york since zohran took office and other than having to recite the shahada on arrival at laguardia nothing much has changed
February 12, 2026 at 1:28 PM
first time in new york since zohran took office and other than having to recite the shahada on arrival at laguardia nothing much has changed