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· Dec 7
When I die, I’m donating my body to my wife in case she wants to do something with it
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Tinker Swift, Taylor Swift, Soldier Swift, Spy Swift
December 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Tinker Swift, Taylor Swift, Soldier Swift, Spy Swift
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'Cast Away' is an amazing film that proves you can have a meaningful relationship with a volleyball and probably not even have sex with it as far as we know.
December 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
'Cast Away' is an amazing film that proves you can have a meaningful relationship with a volleyball and probably not even have sex with it as far as we know.
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the majority of my day as a beekeeper is spent giving each of the individual bees a kiss
December 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
the majority of my day as a beekeeper is spent giving each of the individual bees a kiss
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i went to open a toilet and got really sad knowing there was no chance you’d be in there
December 10, 2025 at 4:31 AM
i went to open a toilet and got really sad knowing there was no chance you’d be in there
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people aren't doing things all the livelong day anymore
December 10, 2025 at 4:18 AM
people aren't doing things all the livelong day anymore
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The best revenge is living in a well
February 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The best revenge is living in a well
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you will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 4:03 AM
you will be visited by three spirits
Going back to posting on bathroom stalls
December 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Going back to posting on bathroom stalls
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Seven Nation Arby’s.
December 8, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Seven Nation Arby’s.
A magical type of bird that lays whole sleeves of saltines instead of eggs and likes when you take them
December 5, 2025 at 11:01 PM
A magical type of bird that lays whole sleeves of saltines instead of eggs and likes when you take them
Special outbuilding in Hell for people who leave paper towels in urinals
December 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Special outbuilding in Hell for people who leave paper towels in urinals
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hillary clinton doesn't get a lot of love on this site but let's never forget she took odo's virginity with such gentleness and skill that they made a baseball card out of it
December 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
hillary clinton doesn't get a lot of love on this site but let's never forget she took odo's virginity with such gentleness and skill that they made a baseball card out of it
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Greek Diners should be called Greecey Spoons
December 4, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Greek Diners should be called Greecey Spoons
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why is it legal for men to rhyme
December 4, 2025 at 5:21 AM
why is it legal for men to rhyme
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Here is my Burned CDs in a Wallet in My Car Wrapped
December 4, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Here is my Burned CDs in a Wallet in My Car Wrapped
Car cigarette lighter but for laughs at your jokes
December 1, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Car cigarette lighter but for laughs at your jokes
Daniel Day-Lewis should do a reboot of The Rocketeer before he retires for good
December 1, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Daniel Day-Lewis should do a reboot of The Rocketeer before he retires for good
I left my raw masculinity out on the counter to thaw but then we got take out instead and I kind of forgot about it. Oops! It’s definitely making a smell lol
December 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I left my raw masculinity out on the counter to thaw but then we got take out instead and I kind of forgot about it. Oops! It’s definitely making a smell lol
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FBI field office screeching to a halt while they source tactical doll clothes ahead of a visit from top brass
December 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
FBI field office screeching to a halt while they source tactical doll clothes ahead of a visit from top brass
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This year's must-have gift is a bathtub on wheels that you can drive around the house like a car
December 1, 2025 at 11:51 AM
This year's must-have gift is a bathtub on wheels that you can drive around the house like a car
Anyone remember when coffee was good?
November 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Anyone remember when coffee was good?
Yuri can’t handle my posting style (bad)
November 30, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Yuri can’t handle my posting style (bad)