Rainbow-Tater 🍓
@rainbow-jumper.bsky.social
A starchy construct of whimsy ✨
Colorfully upsetting—but in a fun way
Will buy your kids musical instruments.
Oatmeal aficionado
Obviously parody, don’t take me seriously
In love with Kermit and Bert, but will cut you
Colorfully upsetting—but in a fun way
Will buy your kids musical instruments.
Oatmeal aficionado
Obviously parody, don’t take me seriously
In love with Kermit and Bert, but will cut you
Pinned
If you are a literate gamer/streamer/content creator, I would love to hear from you.
There’s an 11 year old boy who wants to be a streamer. he thinks school, learning, and reading are pointless. I want to show him and his sisters how being a well rounded individual makes for more overall success.
There’s an 11 year old boy who wants to be a streamer. he thinks school, learning, and reading are pointless. I want to show him and his sisters how being a well rounded individual makes for more overall success.
What do I do in my free time?
What’s that? Oh yes. I have an exciting nightlife.
Oh I mean, I have an exciting NIGHTLIGHT. It looks like the bat signal, but that’s not what that means.
Yeah, I’m pretty much a loser, but hey, there’s tacos. 🥺
What’s that? Oh yes. I have an exciting nightlife.
Oh I mean, I have an exciting NIGHTLIGHT. It looks like the bat signal, but that’s not what that means.
Yeah, I’m pretty much a loser, but hey, there’s tacos. 🥺
January 17, 2026 at 1:19 AM
What do I do in my free time?
What’s that? Oh yes. I have an exciting nightlife.
Oh I mean, I have an exciting NIGHTLIGHT. It looks like the bat signal, but that’s not what that means.
Yeah, I’m pretty much a loser, but hey, there’s tacos. 🥺
What’s that? Oh yes. I have an exciting nightlife.
Oh I mean, I have an exciting NIGHTLIGHT. It looks like the bat signal, but that’s not what that means.
Yeah, I’m pretty much a loser, but hey, there’s tacos. 🥺
Holy shit. Wowza. Imma go get fancy about it. It turns out, there’s no rule that you can’t watch Netflix in an evening gown.
a woman in a white dress is standing in a room with the words `` the heels made it '' too much .
Alt: a woman in a white dress is standing in a room with the words `` the heels made it '' too much .
media.tenor.com
January 17, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Holy shit. Wowza. Imma go get fancy about it. It turns out, there’s no rule that you can’t watch Netflix in an evening gown.
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cartoon pizza always looks so soupy and more delicious than any pizza capitalism has to offer
January 14, 2026 at 6:38 AM
cartoon pizza always looks so soupy and more delicious than any pizza capitalism has to offer
Movie -> porn parody
The Clitty Mermaid
The Clitty Mermaid
Movie -> porn parody
Hung Dawg Millionaire
Hung Dawg Millionaire
Movie -> porn parody:
Grinding Nemo
(Wait, that was just “The Shape of Water”)
Grinding Nemo
(Wait, that was just “The Shape of Water”)
January 17, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Movie -> porn parody
The Clitty Mermaid
The Clitty Mermaid
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The DOJ just subpoenaed Walz and Frey
January 16, 2026 at 11:30 PM
The DOJ just subpoenaed Walz and Frey
Missed connections: I was reporting a crime and you were being brought into the station in handcuffs.
Your mowhawk was the perfect shade of cadmium blue and you made a “humping” gesture in my direction. You got a big hog and I’m into that. Meet me a few rows behind the mosh pit. I’ll be sitting.
Your mowhawk was the perfect shade of cadmium blue and you made a “humping” gesture in my direction. You got a big hog and I’m into that. Meet me a few rows behind the mosh pit. I’ll be sitting.
January 16, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Missed connections: I was reporting a crime and you were being brought into the station in handcuffs.
Your mowhawk was the perfect shade of cadmium blue and you made a “humping” gesture in my direction. You got a big hog and I’m into that. Meet me a few rows behind the mosh pit. I’ll be sitting.
Your mowhawk was the perfect shade of cadmium blue and you made a “humping” gesture in my direction. You got a big hog and I’m into that. Meet me a few rows behind the mosh pit. I’ll be sitting.
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i stare at the moon the way you people stare at feet
January 16, 2026 at 11:02 PM
i stare at the moon the way you people stare at feet
Now that I’ve eaten, I probably won’t commit crimes and blame them on my cats, anymore.
I make no promises, though. 🥺
I make no promises, though. 🥺
January 16, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Now that I’ve eaten, I probably won’t commit crimes and blame them on my cats, anymore.
I make no promises, though. 🥺
I make no promises, though. 🥺
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Be the sweet ass mix-tape you want to hear in this world
January 11, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Be the sweet ass mix-tape you want to hear in this world
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You could still fool many men with Hamela Shakespear.
January 16, 2026 at 8:20 PM
You could still fool many men with Hamela Shakespear.
God dammit. I’m hungry again. Will the horrors of existence ever cease?
January 16, 2026 at 9:11 PM
God dammit. I’m hungry again. Will the horrors of existence ever cease?
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they should invent a lemon bar or a key lime pie that materializes when you want them
January 16, 2026 at 9:09 PM
they should invent a lemon bar or a key lime pie that materializes when you want them
Terrifying if literal:
Resting in actual piss.
Resting in actual piss.
January 16, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Terrifying if literal:
Resting in actual piss.
Resting in actual piss.
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Punk Floyd
(That might actually be cooler.)
Punk Floyd
(That might actually be cooler.)
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Ballet for my Valentine
Ballet for my Valentine
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Ben Folds Fine
Ben Folds Fine
January 16, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Punk Floyd
(That might actually be cooler.)
Punk Floyd
(That might actually be cooler.)
He’s a ten, but he puts kale in your breakfast burrito.
January 16, 2026 at 8:48 PM
He’s a ten, but he puts kale in your breakfast burrito.
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If you’re reading this, you are a slut.
January 16, 2026 at 7:04 PM
If you’re reading this, you are a slut.
I’m sorry for the mean things I said when I was hungry. It will probably happen again.
January 16, 2026 at 8:40 PM
I’m sorry for the mean things I said when I was hungry. It will probably happen again.
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It’s heartbreaking that this is likely 💯accurate…
January 16, 2026 at 6:46 PM
It’s heartbreaking that this is likely 💯accurate…
Not now daddy, kitten is kicking your ass in this game.
January 16, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Not now daddy, kitten is kicking your ass in this game.
I am honored to bequeath the “He’s got a Little Captain in Him,” award to our illustrious president.
The only catch is that he’s got to stand on one foot. It is the pirate way, after all. 🏆
The only catch is that he’s got to stand on one foot. It is the pirate way, after all. 🏆
January 16, 2026 at 6:22 PM
I am honored to bequeath the “He’s got a Little Captain in Him,” award to our illustrious president.
The only catch is that he’s got to stand on one foot. It is the pirate way, after all. 🏆
The only catch is that he’s got to stand on one foot. It is the pirate way, after all. 🏆
I know you guys know how slutty you look in those sweatpants. How am I supposed to get anything done? 🥵
January 16, 2026 at 6:18 PM
I know you guys know how slutty you look in those sweatpants. How am I supposed to get anything done? 🥵
Every time I hear about ICE being verbally assaulted, I roll my eyes.
I once had 1500 people tell me to shut the fuck up. I’ve had to stand on a chair in a hostile room and get berated about anything and everything they could think of. Nothing was off limits.
These idiots are SOFT.
I once had 1500 people tell me to shut the fuck up. I’ve had to stand on a chair in a hostile room and get berated about anything and everything they could think of. Nothing was off limits.
These idiots are SOFT.
January 16, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Every time I hear about ICE being verbally assaulted, I roll my eyes.
I once had 1500 people tell me to shut the fuck up. I’ve had to stand on a chair in a hostile room and get berated about anything and everything they could think of. Nothing was off limits.
These idiots are SOFT.
I once had 1500 people tell me to shut the fuck up. I’ve had to stand on a chair in a hostile room and get berated about anything and everything they could think of. Nothing was off limits.
These idiots are SOFT.