Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode)
@probgobl.in
I will one day combine the powers of an AK-47 and a Hello Kitty hat.
Pinned
Dicholas "Dick" Cheney won't* see your jokes about how he was a war criminal who earned his spot in hell but his children might so keep making them.
*Currently working on a solution to this in a kind of Flatliners deal where I am kept between life and death so I can show him the good/hurtful posts
*Currently working on a solution to this in a kind of Flatliners deal where I am kept between life and death so I can show him the good/hurtful posts
November 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Dicholas "Dick" Cheney won't* see your jokes about how he was a war criminal who earned his spot in hell but his children might so keep making them.
*Currently working on a solution to this in a kind of Flatliners deal where I am kept between life and death so I can show him the good/hurtful posts
*Currently working on a solution to this in a kind of Flatliners deal where I am kept between life and death so I can show him the good/hurtful posts
Since I don't see much future here anyway...
1) The spam network remained operational for weeks after this incident despite the bot (which used public data) and it's creator getting nuked within minutes.
1/3
1) The spam network remained operational for weeks after this incident despite the bot (which used public data) and it's creator getting nuked within minutes.
1/3
1) This was a spam network shared internally at Bluesky for investigation on spam likes. 2) I misclicked/unclicked, but a harassment bot picked it up 3) I continue to be harassed about it a year later
I'm offering a genuine response that I don't see the need for this continually to be raised.
I'm offering a genuine response that I don't see the need for this continually to be raised.
October 6, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Since I don't see much future here anyway...
1) The spam network remained operational for weeks after this incident despite the bot (which used public data) and it's creator getting nuked within minutes.
1/3
1) The spam network remained operational for weeks after this incident despite the bot (which used public data) and it's creator getting nuked within minutes.
1/3
It's wild how the official policy seems to be to ban everyone that's been here for over a year in order to keep around a guy who everyone hates and who keeps writing about how the site sucks in his semi-regular column in Der Stürmer II.
October 6, 2025 at 4:20 AM
It's wild how the official policy seems to be to ban everyone that's been here for over a year in order to keep around a guy who everyone hates and who keeps writing about how the site sucks in his semi-regular column in Der Stürmer II.
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IVE HAX A COIPLE DRINKS GONNA GO CRACK MY WHIP FUCK OF
October 6, 2025 at 4:05 AM
IVE HAX A COIPLE DRINKS GONNA GO CRACK MY WHIP FUCK OF
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October 6, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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October 6, 2025 at 3:48 AM
BRING BACK GWEN.
now @ladyjimrockford.bsky.social is banned? not sure what I’m supposed to get from this place when they keep banning my fucking friends.
October 6, 2025 at 4:12 AM
BRING BACK GWEN.
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People are often surprised when I tell them that I am, at this very moment, writing a book about them.
October 6, 2025 at 3:30 AM
People are often surprised when I tell them that I am, at this very moment, writing a book about them.
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some of the things i’m hearing said about me out there are “i hope he eats a donut soon” and “that guy should eat a donut”
October 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
some of the things i’m hearing said about me out there are “i hope he eats a donut soon” and “that guy should eat a donut”
As a little treat, I'm going to keep the government shutdown tomorrow.
October 6, 2025 at 3:30 AM
As a little treat, I'm going to keep the government shutdown tomorrow.
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BREAKING: Scientists have discovered some stupid shit. They were dripping little drops out of their fucking gizmos when they learned about it.
October 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
BREAKING: Scientists have discovered some stupid shit. They were dripping little drops out of their fucking gizmos when they learned about it.
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[Flirting at bar]
Me: Hey angel face, what're you doing after this?
Thousand Eyed Seraphim: Heralding the apocalypse 🫦
Me: Hey angel face, what're you doing after this?
Thousand Eyed Seraphim: Heralding the apocalypse 🫦
October 6, 2025 at 3:17 AM
[Flirting at bar]
Me: Hey angel face, what're you doing after this?
Thousand Eyed Seraphim: Heralding the apocalypse 🫦
Me: Hey angel face, what're you doing after this?
Thousand Eyed Seraphim: Heralding the apocalypse 🫦
So... just out of curiosity and not related to any current site happenings: with how they encode video, if one were to upload the same three minutes and 50 megabytes of static, each file would be slightly different and stored as a unique object, right?
October 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
So... just out of curiosity and not related to any current site happenings: with how they encode video, if one were to upload the same three minutes and 50 megabytes of static, each file would be slightly different and stored as a unique object, right?
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When Divine (a White MAN) said "Kill everyone now!" that is not some quirky "edgy" joke. That is clear ecofascism.
October 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
When Divine (a White MAN) said "Kill everyone now!" that is not some quirky "edgy" joke. That is clear ecofascism.
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sorry sorry im tryign to undo the wish
vibes based moderation is my ideal moderation actually .give me a capricious demigod of a forum mod over a list of rules any day
October 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
sorry sorry im tryign to undo the wish
Bad news team, they've decided to focus the destructive power of the Earth's sun into a single annhilative point directly onto my large tender ass.
October 6, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Bad news team, they've decided to focus the destructive power of the Earth's sun into a single annhilative point directly onto my large tender ass.
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FREDDY KRUEGER: (waving his scary gloves at me in a dream) Waugghhh!
ME: Whoa Freddy, I haven't seen you all semester, dude. We've got that big math test today, didn't you study? Uh oh, you're in big trouble, buddy.
ME: Whoa Freddy, I haven't seen you all semester, dude. We've got that big math test today, didn't you study? Uh oh, you're in big trouble, buddy.
October 23, 2024 at 6:01 PM
FREDDY KRUEGER: (waving his scary gloves at me in a dream) Waugghhh!
ME: Whoa Freddy, I haven't seen you all semester, dude. We've got that big math test today, didn't you study? Uh oh, you're in big trouble, buddy.
ME: Whoa Freddy, I haven't seen you all semester, dude. We've got that big math test today, didn't you study? Uh oh, you're in big trouble, buddy.
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*racking a shotgun as i grill my daughter’s date* do you have a podcast?
October 5, 2025 at 11:32 PM
*racking a shotgun as i grill my daughter’s date* do you have a podcast?
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The year is 2025. There are three social networks remaining. They are run by Dweeb Lowtax, Tweaker Lowtax, and Girlboss Lowtax. You have to pick at least one.
October 5, 2025 at 12:36 PM
The year is 2025. There are three social networks remaining. They are run by Dweeb Lowtax, Tweaker Lowtax, and Girlboss Lowtax. You have to pick at least one.
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Right wing attempts to criticize anything perceived as "woke" always involve the most outlandish scenarios. They'll hear "believe women" and go "oh really? So if three crones dressed in Victorian garb say they have something nice to show me in their cabin in the woods, I should just believe them??"
October 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Right wing attempts to criticize anything perceived as "woke" always involve the most outlandish scenarios. They'll hear "believe women" and go "oh really? So if three crones dressed in Victorian garb say they have something nice to show me in their cabin in the woods, I should just believe them??"