probablyRob
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I only post here because I was banned on the Jeremy Renner app™️
Measles cases
Are
Growing
Again
Are
Growing
Again
The measles outbreak in South Carolina is “accelerating” with no end in sight following Thanksgiving and other large gatherings, state health officials say.
South Carolina measles outbreak is 'accelerating,' driving hundreds into quarantine
Some students who remain unvaccinated are now in a second 21-day quarantine since the beginning of the school year.
nbcnews.to
December 11, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Measles cases
Are
Growing
Again
Are
Growing
Again
Asking someone to put their John Hancock on a paper, but realizing that seems like a weird thing to say to woman:
I just need you to put your… Betty Crocker on this.
I just need you to put your… Betty Crocker on this.
December 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Asking someone to put their John Hancock on a paper, but realizing that seems like a weird thing to say to woman:
I just need you to put your… Betty Crocker on this.
I just need you to put your… Betty Crocker on this.
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
Nobody gets as mad as Microsoft Edge does when you download Google Chrome
December 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Nobody gets as mad as Microsoft Edge does when you download Google Chrome
ChatGPT took a look at the script for America 2025 and said “nobody would believe this”
December 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
ChatGPT took a look at the script for America 2025 and said “nobody would believe this”
This is what the Bible is talking about when it says to avoid people like this “having the appearance of godliness but denying its power” - 2 Timothy 3:5
She compares the boat strikes to Jesus breaking the sabbath to heal someone.
December 7, 2025 at 6:11 AM
This is what the Bible is talking about when it says to avoid people like this “having the appearance of godliness but denying its power” - 2 Timothy 3:5
Young Hannibal Lecter writing a letter to Santa:
this is pretty crazy but you know what is actually a great stocking stuffer? a foot. it's literally the exact same shape as the stocking, it's wild
December 6, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Young Hannibal Lecter writing a letter to Santa:
And the winner of the first inaugural FIFA Pulitzer Prize is Olivia Nuzzi
December 5, 2025 at 10:44 PM
And the winner of the first inaugural FIFA Pulitzer Prize is Olivia Nuzzi
The energy I’m bringing to Christmas this year
December 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
The energy I’m bringing to Christmas this year
When the job market is so tight it hurts
December 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
When the job market is so tight it hurts
I’ve been ticking away the moments that make up a dull day by listening to some Pink Floyd
You know, I’ve been listening to Lionel Richie all night long
You know, it's been one week since I've played The Barenaked Ladies...
December 4, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I’ve been ticking away the moments that make up a dull day by listening to some Pink Floyd
I’m going to get this verse engraved and put it over the front door:
“For indeed in this house we groan” 2 Corinthians 5:2a
“For indeed in this house we groan” 2 Corinthians 5:2a
December 3, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I’m going to get this verse engraved and put it over the front door:
“For indeed in this house we groan” 2 Corinthians 5:2a
“For indeed in this house we groan” 2 Corinthians 5:2a
Due to tariffs the hot dogs are now $2.50
Costco Wholesale has filed a lawsuit against the Trump administration, asking the Court of International Trade to consider all tariffs collected under the International Emergency Economic Powers Act unlawful.
Costco sues the Trump administration, seeking a refund of tariffs
The wholesaler is the latest company to file a lawsuit against a federal agency over the president's signature economic policy.
nbcnews.to
December 2, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Due to tariffs the hot dogs are now $2.50
That’s what happens when you live next to a nuclear power plant
December 2, 2025 at 2:53 AM
That’s what happens when you live next to a nuclear power plant
Sir, you’ve got to say something to appeal to the people of Tennessee. The polls say they like Jesus and Garth Brooks.
December 1, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Sir, you’ve got to say something to appeal to the people of Tennessee. The polls say they like Jesus and Garth Brooks.
I ain’t got time to bleed, Charlie Brown
In space no one can hear you scream, Charlie Brown
Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see, Charlie Brown
November 30, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I ain’t got time to bleed, Charlie Brown
When you’re the Pope, TSA will let you bring ANYTHING on a plane
"What part of 'blessed are the merciful' did you not understand?"
November 29, 2025 at 11:57 PM
When you’re the Pope, TSA will let you bring ANYTHING on a plane
Guillermo del Toro’s Happy Feet
(although I guess that’s no stranger than George Miller’s Happy Feet)
(although I guess that’s no stranger than George Miller’s Happy Feet)
Guillermo del Toro's Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel
Guillermo del Toro’s The Care Bears Movie
November 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Guillermo del Toro’s Happy Feet
(although I guess that’s no stranger than George Miller’s Happy Feet)
(although I guess that’s no stranger than George Miller’s Happy Feet)
This tweet really is the truth
November 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
This tweet really is the truth
In the past few days a local 2nd grader called one woman “piggy”, called another woman stupid, and called the Governor of Minnesota “retarded”.
Oh did I say that was a local 2nd grader? My bad, that was the President of the United States.
Oh did I say that was a local 2nd grader? My bad, that was the President of the United States.
November 29, 2025 at 4:03 AM
In the past few days a local 2nd grader called one woman “piggy”, called another woman stupid, and called the Governor of Minnesota “retarded”.
Oh did I say that was a local 2nd grader? My bad, that was the President of the United States.
Oh did I say that was a local 2nd grader? My bad, that was the President of the United States.
Aw he’s so cute. You can just slurp up his sweet little brains right out of his skull!
November 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Aw he’s so cute. You can just slurp up his sweet little brains right out of his skull!
Our long dreaded nightmare has come true. The Australian species are crossbreeding. ALL FEAR THE KANGOALA!!!
they are removing a big australian beach christmas artwork from redfern station (a huge train station) because it's ai garbage. kangaroos have koala heads and some animals have missing limbs and one of them is WEARING A BRA
November 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Our long dreaded nightmare has come true. The Australian species are crossbreeding. ALL FEAR THE KANGOALA!!!
If you think about it for two seconds, you realize that the ones who aren’t assimilating into US culture are the racists. They are the ones who refuse to accept anyone who looks different than themselves.
November 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
If you think about it for two seconds, you realize that the ones who aren’t assimilating into US culture are the racists. They are the ones who refuse to accept anyone who looks different than themselves.
BREAKING NEWS
The Dora the Explorer balloon will not be appearing in the Macy’s Thanksgiving parade because she has been detained by ICE
The Dora the Explorer balloon will not be appearing in the Macy’s Thanksgiving parade because she has been detained by ICE
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
BREAKING NEWS
The Dora the Explorer balloon will not be appearing in the Macy’s Thanksgiving parade because she has been detained by ICE
The Dora the Explorer balloon will not be appearing in the Macy’s Thanksgiving parade because she has been detained by ICE