Occam’s Shaving Cream
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home is where i want to be
but i guess i’m already there
and you may ask yourself
well, how did i get here
what the hell am i doing here
i don’t belong here
but i guess i’m already there
and you may ask yourself
well, how did i get here
what the hell am i doing here
i don’t belong here
Stranger Things Season 6:
The kids, now in college, are chased around the state by a trash talking Larry Bird.
Eleven develops a crush on Woody Harrelson’s character on Cheers, Woody Boyd, believing him to be a real person from Hawkins.
Joyce is relentlessly hit on by a pre-Karen Mike Pence.
The kids, now in college, are chased around the state by a trash talking Larry Bird.
Eleven develops a crush on Woody Harrelson’s character on Cheers, Woody Boyd, believing him to be a real person from Hawkins.
Joyce is relentlessly hit on by a pre-Karen Mike Pence.
started the new Stranger Things episodes and I’m just gonna say it: Hawkins seems like a suboptimal place to live
December 1, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Stranger Things Season 6:
The kids, now in college, are chased around the state by a trash talking Larry Bird.
Eleven develops a crush on Woody Harrelson’s character on Cheers, Woody Boyd, believing him to be a real person from Hawkins.
Joyce is relentlessly hit on by a pre-Karen Mike Pence.
The kids, now in college, are chased around the state by a trash talking Larry Bird.
Eleven develops a crush on Woody Harrelson’s character on Cheers, Woody Boyd, believing him to be a real person from Hawkins.
Joyce is relentlessly hit on by a pre-Karen Mike Pence.
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(RACHEL walks past children playing. Her biological clock ticks. She’s thirty, almost dead.)
LITTLE GIRL: Are you excited for the County Hanukkah Fair?
RACHEL: Not really. I’m not super into Hanukkah.
LITTLE GIRL: Are you excited for the County Hanukkah Fair?
RACHEL: Not really. I’m not super into Hanukkah.
Scenes from a Hallmark Hanukkah Movie Written by Someone Who Has Definitely Met a Jew
EXT. SMALL TOWN BUS STOP – DAY (A beautiful woman with slightly wavy brown hair steps off a bus. She’s RACHEL, a corporate lawyer from The Big Cit...
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December 1, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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I’ve got to get out of here! I’ve got to get out of here!”
November 30, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I’ve got to get out of here! I’ve got to get out of here!”
I’m beginning to think of our current conflict not as a shift of administrations or national priorities, but zooming out, a power struggle between two different nations, one in place and one insurgent.
That contextualizes things vis a vis abuses of power and winning by any means necessary.
That contextualizes things vis a vis abuses of power and winning by any means necessary.
November 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I’m beginning to think of our current conflict not as a shift of administrations or national priorities, but zooming out, a power struggle between two different nations, one in place and one insurgent.
That contextualizes things vis a vis abuses of power and winning by any means necessary.
That contextualizes things vis a vis abuses of power and winning by any means necessary.
Sunrise/Sunset
November 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Sunrise/Sunset
I know it’s been said before, but when Bill Kristol manages to define the Trump administration with more precision than elected Democrats and the mainstream media, we are thoroughly cooked
It’s wrong to lump all top Trump people in one category. There are differences among them. But they do seem to fall into three (sometimes overlapping) categories:
• Ordinary criminals (grift and corruption).
• Sex criminals.
• War criminals.
• Ordinary criminals (grift and corruption).
• Sex criminals.
• War criminals.
November 29, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I know it’s been said before, but when Bill Kristol manages to define the Trump administration with more precision than elected Democrats and the mainstream media, we are thoroughly cooked
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you have seen
Grateful Dead
New Pornographers
Parliament/Funkadelic
Rilo Kiley
Guster
Grateful Dead
New Pornographers
Parliament/Funkadelic
Rilo Kiley
Guster
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you have seen
Patti Smith
Grateful Dead
Bruce Springsteen
Laurie Anderson
Rickie Lee Jones
Patti Smith
Grateful Dead
Bruce Springsteen
Laurie Anderson
Rickie Lee Jones
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you have seen.
The Osmonds
Neil Diamond
Green Day
Bruce Springsteen
The Rolling Stones
The Osmonds
Neil Diamond
Green Day
Bruce Springsteen
The Rolling Stones
November 28, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you have seen
Grateful Dead
New Pornographers
Parliament/Funkadelic
Rilo Kiley
Guster
Grateful Dead
New Pornographers
Parliament/Funkadelic
Rilo Kiley
Guster
Because of course that’s what happened
Witkoff advised the Russians on how to pitch their Ukraine plan to Trump www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
November 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Because of course that’s what happened
“Cardboard Boxes: The hot New Toy for Christmas 2025”
Cabbage is affordable, delicious, and astoundingly versatile, @giladedelman.bsky.social writes. The underrated crucifer “is fit for a king”:
The Most Underrated Thanksgiving Vegetable
Embrace cabbage.
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November 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
“Cardboard Boxes: The hot New Toy for Christmas 2025”
btw the bible is the original fanfic
people saying "harry potter was the first fandom" as if jesus christ didn't have TWELVE apostles smdh
November 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
btw the bible is the original fanfic
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State Dept. Spokesperson now refuting GOP and Dem senators’ account of their joint briefing from Rubio - and claiming the 28 point plan IS authored by the US.
Hard to believe several senators would have fundamentally misunderstood what Rubio told them.
Breathtakingly dysfunctional government.
Hard to believe several senators would have fundamentally misunderstood what Rubio told them.
Breathtakingly dysfunctional government.
November 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
State Dept. Spokesperson now refuting GOP and Dem senators’ account of their joint briefing from Rubio - and claiming the 28 point plan IS authored by the US.
Hard to believe several senators would have fundamentally misunderstood what Rubio told them.
Breathtakingly dysfunctional government.
Hard to believe several senators would have fundamentally misunderstood what Rubio told them.
Breathtakingly dysfunctional government.
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Q: “Are you affirming you think Trump is a fascist?”
TRUMP: “That’s ok, you can just say yes.”
ZOHRAN: “Ok. Yes.”
TRUMP: “That’s ok, you can just say yes.”
ZOHRAN: “Ok. Yes.”
November 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Q: “Are you affirming you think Trump is a fascist?”
TRUMP: “That’s ok, you can just say yes.”
ZOHRAN: “Ok. Yes.”
TRUMP: “That’s ok, you can just say yes.”
ZOHRAN: “Ok. Yes.”
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The weird thing is with Donald Trump just said about Zohran Mandani is what every Democrat should’ve said about Zohran Mamdani the moment he secured the Democratic nomination.
November 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The weird thing is with Donald Trump just said about Zohran Mandani is what every Democrat should’ve said about Zohran Mamdani the moment he secured the Democratic nomination.
It was a dark and stormy night.
Robert lay beside me to my right, the bear carcass beside him to his right.
“Vaccines, amirite” I heard him mutter in his sleep.
I climaxed silently but with great satisfaction.
Robert lay beside me to my right, the bear carcass beside him to his right.
“Vaccines, amirite” I heard him mutter in his sleep.
I climaxed silently but with great satisfaction.
For years, there was a "Bad Hemingway Contest," in which readers would parody Ernest's writing, w/ hilarious results..
That Nuzzi excerpt, with lines like these, ought to generate a contest of its own.
www.cjr.org/laurels-and-...
That Nuzzi excerpt, with lines like these, ought to generate a contest of its own.
www.cjr.org/laurels-and-...
November 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
It was a dark and stormy night.
Robert lay beside me to my right, the bear carcass beside him to his right.
“Vaccines, amirite” I heard him mutter in his sleep.
I climaxed silently but with great satisfaction.
Robert lay beside me to my right, the bear carcass beside him to his right.
“Vaccines, amirite” I heard him mutter in his sleep.
I climaxed silently but with great satisfaction.
This
we gotta keep hammering over and over again just how fucking unpopular this guy is with every institution and every person in a position of power
people hate him and people will hate you for capitulating to him
people hate him and people will hate you for capitulating to him
Enten: "This is probably the worst 10 day period for the president in the polls his entire second term. The numbers are just atrocious ... when your best poll has you 14 points underwater, you know it's truly bad and it's as bad as 26 points underwater ... -43 with independents! They despise him."
November 21, 2025 at 6:08 PM
This
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The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
I’m surprised he didn’t tuck in “San Francisco values” and “welfare queens“ into that conservative mad lib.
In an unhinged dissent in our Texas redistricting victory, a GOP appointed judge seems to believe that George Soros and I did...well, I'm not sure what...but he is very mad. Bigly.
November 19, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I’m surprised he didn’t tuck in “San Francisco values” and “welfare queens“ into that conservative mad lib.
Republicans don’t understand that being in the majority means always governing
Democrats don’t understand that being in the minority means always campaigning
Democrats don’t understand that being in the minority means always campaigning
A friend of mine explained why some Democratic voters find Democratic elected officials so grating these days and why Republicans step on every rake: “Republicans don’t know how to be in the majority and Democrats don’t know how to be in the minority.”
November 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Republicans don’t understand that being in the majority means always governing
Democrats don’t understand that being in the minority means always campaigning
Democrats don’t understand that being in the minority means always campaigning
Hot take: “the usual suspects“ doesn’t age well because in 1995, it was impossible for audiences to believe that an enfeebled dimwit could be the head of a criminal enterprise.
November 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Hot take: “the usual suspects“ doesn’t age well because in 1995, it was impossible for audiences to believe that an enfeebled dimwit could be the head of a criminal enterprise.
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Jim Jordan opening his mouth is consistently a waste of time.
Talking about John Brennan during the Epstein Files vote in the House...
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Talking about John Brennan during the Epstein Files vote in the House...
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November 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Jim Jordan opening his mouth is consistently a waste of time.
Talking about John Brennan during the Epstein Files vote in the House...
SMDH
Talking about John Brennan during the Epstein Files vote in the House...
SMDH