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Occam’s Shaving Scream
@occamshavecream.bsky.social
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home is where i want to be but i guess i’m already there and you may ask yourself well, how did i get here what the hell am i doing here i don’t belong here NGL: https://ngl.link/szlr1 Mastadon: @[email protected]
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Occam’s Shaving Scream @occamshavecream.bsky.social · 10h
Online blind dating is a bear
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Occam’s Shaving Scream @occamshavecream.bsky.social · 13h
“Do you know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with a T on it?”

“That’s a cross.”

“Across from where?
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Occam’s Shaving Scream @occamshavecream.bsky.social · 13h
You know, I think not being a Nazi clarifies your perspective a little bit
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Occam’s Shaving Scream @occamshavecream.bsky.social · 13h
Pope Leo, His Holy Shitposter
Pope Leo being a total G
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Occam’s Shaving Scream @occamshavecream.bsky.social · 18h
It’s both true and an oversimplification
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Occam’s Shaving Scream @occamshavecream.bsky.social · 20h
Lies across the board
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Occam’s Shaving Scream @occamshavecream.bsky.social · 21h
When I say the old guard, I’m not talking about older people versus younger. I’m talking about the new wave of politicians. James, for example, is 66, but only has recently stepped into the national spotlight.
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Occam’s Shaving Scream @occamshavecream.bsky.social · 21h
It’s a good point, but that wasn’t really my point
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Occam’s Shaving Scream @occamshavecream.bsky.social · 1d
Now I lay me down to sleep…
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Occam’s Shaving Scream @occamshavecream.bsky.social · 1d
YES!!! You win the Soup-er Bowl.
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Occam’s Shaving Scream @occamshavecream.bsky.social · 1d
Understand completely
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Occam’s Shaving Scream @occamshavecream.bsky.social · 1d
I’m kidding around; you do you
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Occam’s Shaving Scream @occamshavecream.bsky.social · 1d
Just trying to make it less awkward for you
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Occam’s Shaving Scream @occamshavecream.bsky.social · 1d
…starring Cameron Diaz
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Occam’s Shaving Scream @occamshavecream.bsky.social · 1d
Do you like milkshakes? We could call that a soup…
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Occam’s Shaving Scream @occamshavecream.bsky.social · 1d
You don’t like soup???
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Occam’s Shaving Scream @occamshavecream.bsky.social · 1d
Bad people on both sides
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Occam’s Shaving Scream @occamshavecream.bsky.social · 1d
a man is yawning in front of a blue shower curtain in a bathroom .
ALT: a man is yawning in front of a blue shower curtain in a bathroom .
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Occam’s Shaving Scream @occamshavecream.bsky.social · 1d
It do be like that tho
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Occam’s Shaving Scream @occamshavecream.bsky.social · 1d
Guess what: YOU HAVE TO
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Occam’s Shaving Scream @occamshavecream.bsky.social · 1d
I gotchu Boo
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Occam’s Shaving Scream @occamshavecream.bsky.social · 1d
She’s certainly not shy lol
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Occam’s Shaving Scream @occamshavecream.bsky.social · 1d
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Occam’s Shaving Scream @occamshavecream.bsky.social · 1d
When I tell you that this book is going to blanket airport bookstores nationwide…
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Occam’s Shaving Scream @occamshavecream.bsky.social · 1d
First served, first come
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Occam’s Shaving Scream @occamshavecream.bsky.social · 1d
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