probablyRob
@probably-rob.bsky.social
I only post here because I was banned on the Jeremy Renner app™️
The energy I’m bringing to Christmas this year
December 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
The energy I’m bringing to Christmas this year
When the job market is so tight it hurts
December 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
When the job market is so tight it hurts
20 years from now when they tell a story you can ask them if the gronch was there
![[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy [friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x3egvancop75u6czhdqyvcjg/bafkreiaqgnqyprqrzwcnmfraqaiizuaxu2azamqgqjrigvvnad5zsposja@jpeg)
December 4, 2025 at 2:33 AM
20 years from now when they tell a story you can ask them if the gronch was there
That’s what happens when you live next to a nuclear power plant
December 2, 2025 at 2:53 AM
That’s what happens when you live next to a nuclear power plant
This tweet really is the truth
November 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
This tweet really is the truth
Aw he’s so cute. You can just slurp up his sweet little brains right out of his skull!
November 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Aw he’s so cute. You can just slurp up his sweet little brains right out of his skull!
If you think about it for two seconds, you realize that the ones who aren’t assimilating into US culture are the racists. They are the ones who refuse to accept anyone who looks different than themselves.
November 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
If you think about it for two seconds, you realize that the ones who aren’t assimilating into US culture are the racists. They are the ones who refuse to accept anyone who looks different than themselves.
New for Christmas - Nazi Barbie now comes with her own Nazi Barbiemobile
November 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
New for Christmas - Nazi Barbie now comes with her own Nazi Barbiemobile
My loneliness is killin' me
I must confess, I still believe (Still believe)
When I'm not with you, I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me, baby, one more time
I must confess, I still believe (Still believe)
When I'm not with you, I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me, baby, one more time
November 23, 2025 at 5:20 AM
My loneliness is killin' me
I must confess, I still believe (Still believe)
When I'm not with you, I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me, baby, one more time
I must confess, I still believe (Still believe)
When I'm not with you, I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me, baby, one more time
I’ve got one that’s up for adoption!
November 23, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I’ve got one that’s up for adoption!
This is the chair your boss gets you when they want you to sit down, but not for very long
November 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
This is the chair your boss gets you when they want you to sit down, but not for very long
Me looking over the bank statement: WHO HIRED THE HITMAN?
November 18, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Me looking over the bank statement: WHO HIRED THE HITMAN?
Tonight on CBS it’s an all new episode of FBI.
“Maggie and OA have infiltrated a gang of terrorists and they are just about to take them down when President Trumps orders them to drop all of that and arrest Bill Clinton.”
“Maggie and OA have infiltrated a gang of terrorists and they are just about to take them down when President Trumps orders them to drop all of that and arrest Bill Clinton.”
November 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Tonight on CBS it’s an all new episode of FBI.
“Maggie and OA have infiltrated a gang of terrorists and they are just about to take them down when President Trumps orders them to drop all of that and arrest Bill Clinton.”
“Maggie and OA have infiltrated a gang of terrorists and they are just about to take them down when President Trumps orders them to drop all of that and arrest Bill Clinton.”
That’s funny when I search “hot guy 30 Rock” I get this
November 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
That’s funny when I search “hot guy 30 Rock” I get this
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
Cats love routines.
As soon as I start getting ready for bed my Big Orange Boy jumps on the bed, rolls around, and purrs and purrs.
Little OCD kings
As soon as I start getting ready for bed my Big Orange Boy jumps on the bed, rolls around, and purrs and purrs.
Little OCD kings
November 15, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Cats love routines.
As soon as I start getting ready for bed my Big Orange Boy jumps on the bed, rolls around, and purrs and purrs.
Little OCD kings
As soon as I start getting ready for bed my Big Orange Boy jumps on the bed, rolls around, and purrs and purrs.
Little OCD kings
When Elon says we’ve got to take actions that are “hard, but necessary for survival” this is what he means
November 7, 2025 at 4:51 AM
When Elon says we’ve got to take actions that are “hard, but necessary for survival” this is what he means
I’m old enough to remember when it was a big deal for the President to lie
November 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I’m old enough to remember when it was a big deal for the President to lie