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this exists it is called thinking
September 20, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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September 16, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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ME, IN TEARS: you can't just say every single part of a computer system is a file

UNIX, POINTING AT THE MOUSE: file
September 7, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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Me: i’m Autistic

Them: Oh you take things literally

Me: No that’s kleptomania
July 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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gen x is not beating the allegations
Obviously the number of viewers is small but I’m floored that there are 50-somethings watching MTV:

“The median age of MTV viewers is 56, according to Nielsen.” www.wsj.com/business/med...
Exclusive | Paramount Skydance Plots Cable Revival
The newly combined media company is exploring ways to revive MTV and other once-mighty channels while rivals spin them off.
www.wsj.com
September 7, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides
August 31, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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put it in the louvre
August 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Run him the fuck out of town. Now.
August 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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they don't know what to do because they think winning elections is their job. if they had substantive ideals that they fought for, and winning elections was merely an instrument for achieving those ends, they'd know exactly what to do. they don't even realize this is a problem.
give us a bit of time we've only had three months to prepare! it's not like Trump is a known quantity or that we were handed a complete roadmap for everything ahead in the form of a handy book of policy intentions they released like monologuing villains
“We’re obviously in a bit of disarray,” a Democratic senator told Semafor. “I don’t think people are really completely sure about what lesson is to be learned in this election.”

“Give us a little time,” Senate Minority Whip Dick Durbin also said. “This is brand new.”
January 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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I think the reason why I can never participate in birth rate handwringing is that if it turns out that women drive the fertility rate below replacement when given education and opportunity at levels equal or close to men, then I don't care if the species goes extinct. Them's the breaks
July 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Groimes oim rewroiting the corpis
“rewrite the entire corpus of human knowledge”
June 21, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Some quotes are too good to cut
on.ft.com/4jkssZ0
May 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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applying for jobs again
May 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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The problem is you fucking guys told us the president was competent when he actually wasn't; and not only was he not competent to do the job in the moment, you all were trying to prop him up like Weekend at Bernie's for another four years. That's the simple fact of the matter.
May 17, 2025 at 3:22 PM
fuckin embarrassing
Corruption requires explict quid pro quo. It is not corrupt to take an action that aligns with the interest of a person who gives you a gift, unless the official action was in direct response to that gift--a bribe. Terms matter. Accuracy and fairness matters. Regardless of what social media wants.
May 13, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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my hand hovers over a tub of Sabra at the grocery store, then drifts away. i am immediately executed by a 200 million dollar Boston Dynamics gun platform
May 3, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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I cannot emphasize enough that the New York City subway is not scary. It’s one of my favorite parts of living here. I grew up in the suburbs having to drive on highways everywhere and that’s way scarier
February 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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people weren't meant to work eight hours a day, they weren't meant for anything, they were fashioned crudely from rocks by a dying god and abandoned to scratch their ragged claws against the earth until darkness swallows everything they love
December 5, 2024 at 3:23 AM
reconnecting with my twitter mutuals
July 2, 2023 at 11:16 PM
sake
July 1, 2023 at 10:31 PM