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curvise. @piss.plus · Jun 22
send me ANY spider photos you take. i will id any spider you send me. i am BETTER at it than AI apps. this is an open offer for all time; it would make my day.
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I want everyone who has spent years in therapy wondering what is wrong with them, wondering why they had so many bad relationships, why they felt so much dread, to know that it was in part because you were living in a world run by evil, evil people and you could tell that somewhere deep down
February 1, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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the thing is, the way it looks right now democrats are going to do really well even by default. dont have to go on record promising anything, dont need to be bold, dont need to put themselves out there and theyll probably get control

thats just not good enough
February 1, 2026 at 1:29 PM
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pizzagate and qanon were not onto something, they were orchestrated by pedophiles to make accusing people of pedophilia make you look insane so that they could continue doing pedophile shit. fucking christ
January 31, 2026 at 7:46 PM
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Epstein is the most garish and harrowing manifestation of this but oligarchy makes life miserable in a thousand other ways. A core point of democracy is that no one should have so much power that they can make themselves everybody's problem. We should have a political party that believes that
The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
January 31, 2026 at 9:55 PM
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The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it
January 31, 2026 at 9:20 AM
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legislators should be staging sit-ins, they should not leave the fucking chambers until there are votes on impeachment. make your colleagues defend this piece of shit on the record. show history what you fucking did in this moment you god damned cowards
January 30, 2026 at 2:14 PM
instead of making the most pointless documentary of all time, Jeff could have housed 4,000+ people for a year in Seattle studio apartments.

$75,000,000 / ($1500/mo * 12mo) = 4166 apartments

he could end homelessness in Seattle without even noticing the difference.
Jeff Bezos paid some $75 million to get the Melania 'documentary' out and there are entire movie theaters that have sold zero tickets. They will prob make 1-2 million on opening weekend only. Bezos essentially wasted $75 million just to make the wannabe dictator happy.

Abolish billionaires
January 28, 2026 at 4:38 PM
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Having tried it, I dont care for a low trust society, and would prefer a high trust one. Please look into this soonest
January 27, 2026 at 9:11 PM
you're finally ready for the first tiny step toward justice, cool. i don't see anything about shutting down ICE permanently though, weird.
Donald Trump must fire Kristi Noem immediately.

Or Democrats will initiate impeachment proceedings against her in the House.

We can do this the easy way or the hard way.
January 27, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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we’re right about ai too
January 27, 2026 at 2:23 PM
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I am just gonna say it, these guys are completely emasculated by the knowledge that they have been out-organized by a group that is significantly made up of women, and all the bullshit call of duty nonsense is cope for their wounded egos bsky.app/profile/jeet...
MAGA military geniuses are talking about Minnesota protestors like they are the Iraqi insurgency, the Taliban, and the Viet Cong all rolled into one.
January 26, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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someone in a nail polish subreddit created a shade that matches the one in this photo and is selling it on etsy so she can afford to buy her boyfriend a bulletproof vest to wear while doing ICE watch at home depot. we live in hell but we are going to fucking win.
the nail polish girlies are going absolutely feral and it’s so good
January 25, 2026 at 7:26 PM
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they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
January 24, 2026 at 7:48 PM
there are literally no downsides to abolishing ICE even. it was never even useful, unless fascism was what you wanted
January 24, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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Transphobia is a cancer of the heart and mind.

It is a useless fear, based on ignorance and cruelty.

Trans people are not responsible for a single one of the problems we face.

Do the world a favor and grow the fuck up.
January 24, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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This is an excellent analogy, because my recollection from grade school is that the pen on the right looks fun and exciting, and then you play with it for a few minutes and realize it's not actually useful for anything and in fact makes some tasks more cumbersome, and never think about it again.
yeah, just out of interest, how many people choose the pen on the right for real work or art? See a lot of them in professional workplaces, do you?
January 22, 2026 at 12:21 PM
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There's no daylight between the Gestapo and ICE. None. Murdering kidnapping, raping, child molestation, trafficking, beating innocent people. If you have a Rep who isn't calling to abolish immediately then they work for the Gestapo. Anyone who tells you that you're overreacting is one of them too
January 22, 2026 at 5:13 AM
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I and trans writers before me have gone repeatedly into tracing the trajectory of the 2010s, where we went from the first bathroom bill in NC resulting mass boycotts to over 1000 anti-trans bills being introduced by 2025.

There was a deliberate, targeted shift in discourse!
One of the reasons it’s a problem that Democrats keep ceding ground to transphobes is that it actually just helps conservatives get more votes by not contesting any of the transphobic shit that conservatives are using as a gateway message
January 21, 2026 at 6:58 AM
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Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗
January 21, 2026 at 6:11 AM
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Let tonight be a lesson to all of us: Make sure you have established your own, and are aware of your loved ones', advance directives.

Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
January 21, 2026 at 5:26 AM
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The realization that the “death to America” rhetoric we were raised to believe so extremist and terrifying is actually justified — and arguably just — is fundamentally destabilizing for a lot of people.
January 21, 2026 at 4:14 AM
nato is going to evaporate and 5 minutes later china will launch jets for taiwan and taiwan will raze the fabs to the ground. ram crisis solved.
January 18, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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this is what the nail girlies are up to
January 17, 2026 at 8:19 PM
not the trans community clothing swap getting booted from its park pavilion reservation for a fetus's gender reveal party
January 17, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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if you vote for another cent for this you are a collaborator. this is a litmus test for every politician for the rest of my life
Yesterday, these incompetent fucks were just going door-to-door in a neighborhood near my house at 8:30 in the morning. School buses were driving through trying to pick up kids, people were out walking their dogs, and people were taking out their trash cans.
January 17, 2026 at 2:11 AM