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Sure I'll bite
@pilznick.bsky.social
Just one freaky dose
Damn gotta move antifa headquarters out of our current hub in the planet fitness lockeroom

Can we crash on your couch for the weekend? Out by Monday I swear
this is crazy, these people are 2nd grade-level liars
GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing

BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?

GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now

THOMPSON: What does that mean?
December 11, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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it's so wild to remember two decades of lectures that Dem leadership knows how to realistically get things done and all of the left things we want are silly fantasies, and then watch everyone finally catch on that actually Dem leadership is dumb as shit and leftist stuff is the only way forward
December 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Timeline hittin
November 9, 2025 at 1:04 AM
The greggiest Justice
September 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Democratic politician stop conceding right-wing premises challenge, success rate 0%
excuse me?

EXCUSE ME???
September 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Realizing my work-from-home productivity skyrockets during tennis tournaments
September 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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NFTs were a bubble, AI is a bubble, but small carvings of large hipped women have remained popular with unsettling lighthouse keepers for 200 years, invest with confidence
August 21, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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Assault With A Deli Weapon
August 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
A patient just called to complain that during the visit her doctor asked "How are you feeling?"

It really put me in the spot, she says. I don't keep notes.
August 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
A life spent indulging the petty dreams of negligible people
June 3, 2025 at 1:45 PM
June is definitely metallica weather
June 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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This, from a woman in Oklahoma talking to her local news station, is better than the vast majority of political speeches you'll hear today.
A horrible story but god bless this woman so accurately reading the ICE goons for filth here
April 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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waking up with a smile in plato's cave, rested and ready for another carefree day of looking at the whole world
April 14, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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I think I’m finally getting the hang of permanently going through a lot.
March 28, 2025 at 10:29 AM
If we just sold back Louisiana and Alaska everyone would stop fussin
March 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM
36 hours without playing balatro. Gonna beat this thing 💪
March 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not cool anymore.
March 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Feeling like the world's squishiest fossil today
February 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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The Stanford Prison Experiment, but It's me at work and l've been assigned to train the interns but I’ve become way too aggressive in forcing them to sit up straight at their computers.
February 19, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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um i think i would know if i was part of the universe experiencing itself
February 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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The orcas are quiet.

Too quiet...
January 5, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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why are they called porn bots and not intrusive thots
January 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Wouldn't it be easier to build radiation detectors into people's cell phones?
December 18, 2024 at 8:42 AM
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A stranger is just a friend you've never met. A friend is just a stranger you have met. Your child is just a stranger who escaped from your body. You are the stranger in whom you are trapped.
December 16, 2024 at 2:34 AM