tyches
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the best borat impressionist you know (he/they)
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My bedroom was also named “the bone temple” and “28 years later” I’m finally going to kiss a woman in it
January 14, 2026 at 4:05 AM
My bedroom was also named “the bone temple” and “28 years later” I’m finally going to kiss a woman in it
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when i catch her eyes moving off the dollar menu
Soma Cruz Portrait Art - Castlevania Aria of Sorrow
January 14, 2026 at 3:02 AM
when i catch her eyes moving off the dollar menu
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Whether it's Barack Obama asking for Dijon mustard or Donald Trump screaming "fuck you" in a Ford plant at someone calling him a "pedophile protector," presidential norms have been challenged in the 21st century
January 14, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Whether it's Barack Obama asking for Dijon mustard or Donald Trump screaming "fuck you" in a Ford plant at someone calling him a "pedophile protector," presidential norms have been challenged in the 21st century
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Damn. Lived as a pain in the ass, died of one too.
January 13, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Damn. Lived as a pain in the ass, died of one too.
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This is where I post from
January 13, 2026 at 6:27 PM
This is where I post from
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rest in piss motherfucker
January 13, 2026 at 4:15 PM
rest in piss motherfucker
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sure. fuck it. why not. replace dog-hump.gif. nothing fucking matters
January 13, 2026 at 6:05 PM
sure. fuck it. why not. replace dog-hump.gif. nothing fucking matters
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Why are you PH testing that werewolf what is this
January 13, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Why are you PH testing that werewolf what is this
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You see the paper today?
January 13, 2026 at 4:41 PM
You see the paper today?
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In Scott Adams’s honor I will be eating one of these and shitting myself
January 13, 2026 at 3:53 PM
In Scott Adams’s honor I will be eating one of these and shitting myself
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Just for posterity here is the Heathcliff comic the day that Scott Adams died.
January 13, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Just for posterity here is the Heathcliff comic the day that Scott Adams died.
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I am hearing that on his deathbed Scott Adams received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
January 13, 2026 at 3:44 PM
I am hearing that on his deathbed Scott Adams received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
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thanks to inflation "days" means roughly 30 minutes
January 13, 2026 at 3:42 PM
thanks to inflation "days" means roughly 30 minutes
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Aaron Rodgers hasn't been this visibly frustrated since he read that the St. Jude Children's Research Hospital is being run by Dracula
January 13, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Aaron Rodgers hasn't been this visibly frustrated since he read that the St. Jude Children's Research Hospital is being run by Dracula
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me walking into Fogo de Chão
January 13, 2026 at 2:04 AM
me walking into Fogo de Chão
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It’s pretty fucked up to sack Aaron Rodgers instead of debating his ideas
January 13, 2026 at 2:26 AM
It’s pretty fucked up to sack Aaron Rodgers instead of debating his ideas
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🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔
January 12, 2026 at 9:33 PM
🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔