Darren
@percdiem.bsky.social
Thought I'd be more of a growler guy.
Remember, it is pronounced, "gee·uh·teen."
February 5, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Remember, it is pronounced, "gee·uh·teen."
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From: CAP’N CRUNCH
To: Jeffrey Epstein
Subject: Milk Sea
Date: Wednesday, 3 March 2010
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Can I reach your island on the sea og milk? Can’t wait 2 CRUNCH
To: Jeffrey Epstein
Subject: Milk Sea
Date: Wednesday, 3 March 2010
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Can I reach your island on the sea og milk? Can’t wait 2 CRUNCH
February 1, 2026 at 4:59 PM
From: CAP’N CRUNCH
To: Jeffrey Epstein
Subject: Milk Sea
Date: Wednesday, 3 March 2010
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Can I reach your island on the sea og milk? Can’t wait 2 CRUNCH
To: Jeffrey Epstein
Subject: Milk Sea
Date: Wednesday, 3 March 2010
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Can I reach your island on the sea og milk? Can’t wait 2 CRUNCH
ICE is now responsible for 2 of the 3 homicides in Minneapolis this year. When they're not murdering people, they're tearing families apart. Abolish ICE and prosecute the entire hierarchy.
January 24, 2026 at 5:01 PM
ICE is now responsible for 2 of the 3 homicides in Minneapolis this year. When they're not murdering people, they're tearing families apart. Abolish ICE and prosecute the entire hierarchy.
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My man looks like an Oompa Loompa elder at an open casket.
January 22, 2026 at 3:58 PM
My man looks like an Oompa Loompa elder at an open casket.
I can't believe the mayor of Minneapolis said fuck when that fucking ICE agent fucking murdered that woman.
January 9, 2026 at 8:27 PM
I can't believe the mayor of Minneapolis said fuck when that fucking ICE agent fucking murdered that woman.
I'd vote MAGA the rest of my life if Donald J. Trump could list 10 correct facts about Greenland - a place he has talked about annexing for the better part of a decade. I'll even spot him that it's called Greenland.
January 7, 2026 at 2:58 PM
I'd vote MAGA the rest of my life if Donald J. Trump could list 10 correct facts about Greenland - a place he has talked about annexing for the better part of a decade. I'll even spot him that it's called Greenland.
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Been saying this
Trump: And you know, we got rid of the drip drip water, we call it the drip drip, where it drip drips out of the sink, states with tremendous water, so much water they have nothing but problems getting rid. They had restrictions on water. It comes down from heaven, right?
November 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Been saying this
Kristi Noem said they're going to keep attacking Chicagoans during today's Halloween festivities. Stay safe out there. And as always, keep your underage daughters away from Trump. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
October 31, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Kristi Noem said they're going to keep attacking Chicagoans during today's Halloween festivities. Stay safe out there. And as always, keep your underage daughters away from Trump. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
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ICE has been cracking down hard across the vast expanse of the greater Chicago area, and I wrote a little bit about what you need to understand about what it’s like here now. Plus, I compiled some resources for locals to get alerts and whistles. dansinker.com/posts/202…
October 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
ICE has been cracking down hard across the vast expanse of the greater Chicago area, and I wrote a little bit about what you need to understand about what it’s like here now. Plus, I compiled some resources for locals to get alerts and whistles. dansinker.com/posts/202…
Why didn't they give the Nobel Peace Prize to the guy who declared war on Chicago?
October 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Why didn't they give the Nobel Peace Prize to the guy who declared war on Chicago?
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"edgelord" is such a great coinage, because it sounds as if it's about to describe something really stupid and then it does
September 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
"edgelord" is such a great coinage, because it sounds as if it's about to describe something really stupid and then it does
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This Week's Onion Magazine:
September 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
This Week's Onion Magazine:
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what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
September 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
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Texas loaded busses with desperate migrants and dropped them off in Chicago like trash in the middle of winter. We welcomed them into our communities. Now Texas is sending its National Guard to terrorize them on our streets. In our neighborhoods. What the fuck.
September 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Texas loaded busses with desperate migrants and dropped them off in Chicago like trash in the middle of winter. We welcomed them into our communities. Now Texas is sending its National Guard to terrorize them on our streets. In our neighborhoods. What the fuck.
I'm not going to pretend to be a legal scholar, but neither should Amy Coney Barrett.
June 28, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I'm not going to pretend to be a legal scholar, but neither should Amy Coney Barrett.
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“I did not have sex with a couch, I had sex with a couch’s cushions”
June 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
“I did not have sex with a couch, I had sex with a couch’s cushions”
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who called it woke pope and not Opus DEI
May 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
who called it woke pope and not Opus DEI
We should only refer to Trump as the second most powerful American.
May 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
We should only refer to Trump as the second most powerful American.
I grew up in a time when everyone agreed concentration camps were bad, turns out a non-trivial amount of those motherfuckers were lying.
April 20, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I grew up in a time when everyone agreed concentration camps were bad, turns out a non-trivial amount of those motherfuckers were lying.
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Democrats say everyone residing in this country deserves due process before they can be imprisoned. But do they have a plan to pay for it?
April 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Democrats say everyone residing in this country deserves due process before they can be imprisoned. But do they have a plan to pay for it?
Don't wait to retire to live your life. I'm currently at the Edgewater Public Library for a talk on the history of the hot dog.
April 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Don't wait to retire to live your life. I'm currently at the Edgewater Public Library for a talk on the history of the hot dog.
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Ohh "America First" was a hit list
April 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Ohh "America First" was a hit list
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In addition to the bigger problems, calling Jackie Robinson unworthy demonstrates an unbelievable lack of ball-knowing. Upon hearing "they called Jackie Robinson DEI," normal people will be astounded to learn how little ball the regime knows. Impossible to know less ball
March 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
In addition to the bigger problems, calling Jackie Robinson unworthy demonstrates an unbelievable lack of ball-knowing. Upon hearing "they called Jackie Robinson DEI," normal people will be astounded to learn how little ball the regime knows. Impossible to know less ball
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The last time people underestimated the authoritarian threat. We're living through the same cycle again.
February 1, 2025 at 2:19 PM
The last time people underestimated the authoritarian threat. We're living through the same cycle again.
This Trump press conference blaming DEI for the plane/helicopter crash and then admitting he doesn't have any reason to believe it is in any way related to DEI is just fucking despicable.
January 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
This Trump press conference blaming DEI for the plane/helicopter crash and then admitting he doesn't have any reason to believe it is in any way related to DEI is just fucking despicable.