patchrick
@patchesmel.one
commie degenerate software engineer and pro wrestling enthusiast
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November 21, 2025 at 5:33 AM
jesus fucking christ
We went through a reorg in q2 and they let some people go. You know how HR decided who was getting the ax? AI. “HR used AI” is a 3 word horror story
November 21, 2025 at 9:51 AM
jesus fucking christ
HR is switching to a new HR software at the end of the month and instead of exporting the existing data and importing it into the new system they’re making all employees enter W2 and direct deposit info into the new system which is such an HR move (derogatory)
November 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
HR is switching to a new HR software at the end of the month and instead of exporting the existing data and importing it into the new system they’re making all employees enter W2 and direct deposit info into the new system which is such an HR move (derogatory)
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Downside: You’re going to jail.
Upside: Warden’s throwing a party.
Upside: Warden’s throwing a party.
lol come on
November 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Downside: You’re going to jail.
Upside: Warden’s throwing a party.
Upside: Warden’s throwing a party.
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Everything is $100 now. Meal w/drinks: 100 dollars, small bag of groceries: buddy, that'll be 100 dollars. Any tool under the sun? You're not gonna believe this but it's at leas 1 hundred dollars.
November 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Everything is $100 now. Meal w/drinks: 100 dollars, small bag of groceries: buddy, that'll be 100 dollars. Any tool under the sun? You're not gonna believe this but it's at leas 1 hundred dollars.
The phrase “if charisma counts as cargo” is now burned into my brain. In this moment I know that years from now it will randomly pop into my brain on a loop for a few minutes (if I’m lucky)
November 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The phrase “if charisma counts as cargo” is now burned into my brain. In this moment I know that years from now it will randomly pop into my brain on a loop for a few minutes (if I’m lucky)
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if you've ever had a single post go even just a teeny-tiny bit viral it has been more impactful than fetterman's book
"The Barnes and Noble in York—where Fetterman was born and raised—had sold zero copies. The Barnes and Noble in Philadelphia had sold two copies. An independent store in Pittsburgh and an independent store in Philadelphia each told me they weren’t stocking Unfettered" defector.com/john-fetterm...
John Fetterman's Memoir Is As Low-Effort As His Senate Tenure | Defector
John Fetterman’s just-released memoir, Unfettered, argues that he’s turned a corner and has everything under control. Fetterman was a “stubborn asshole” (his words), he was clinically depressed, he wa...
defector.com
November 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
if you've ever had a single post go even just a teeny-tiny bit viral it has been more impactful than fetterman's book
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The game show audience is already howling as I hit the button and chants along as each word of my giant IS THAT GOOD sign illuminates
November 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The game show audience is already howling as I hit the button and chants along as each word of my giant IS THAT GOOD sign illuminates
is that good?
November 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
is that good?
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If I could reduce all my political ideas to one sentence, it would be this: You can't leave a bad system intact, and leave all the abusive and awful people created by that system unpunished, and maintain the same fuel that powered that system, and expect things to be different in the future.
November 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
If I could reduce all my political ideas to one sentence, it would be this: You can't leave a bad system intact, and leave all the abusive and awful people created by that system unpunished, and maintain the same fuel that powered that system, and expect things to be different in the future.
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I deleted a post sharing some screenshots with more examples of grok claiming Elon is the most athletic person in the world or whatever because I started getting followed by weird “Elon” bot accounts and I can’t live like that
November 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I deleted a post sharing some screenshots with more examples of grok claiming Elon is the most athletic person in the world or whatever because I started getting followed by weird “Elon” bot accounts and I can’t live like that
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Planned economies? Bad
Economies where the fate of 200 million people rests on exactly how gullible the dumbest people you ever met can be? Very, very good
Economies where the fate of 200 million people rests on exactly how gullible the dumbest people you ever met can be? Very, very good
November 20, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Planned economies? Bad
Economies where the fate of 200 million people rests on exactly how gullible the dumbest people you ever met can be? Very, very good
Economies where the fate of 200 million people rests on exactly how gullible the dumbest people you ever met can be? Very, very good
Sometimes you just gotta see somebody being wrong on the timeline and not say anything about it
November 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Sometimes you just gotta see somebody being wrong on the timeline and not say anything about it
So the C2 Blocks are probably getting announced at Full Gear, right? 🤼
November 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
So the C2 Blocks are probably getting announced at Full Gear, right? 🤼
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KCK but real ones know the main villan of the region is a luxury suv with joco plates.
November 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Listen: these are just kids. Kids are gonna pay each other $500 to cut graffiti into them for attention
A staffer to a New Jersey congressman allegedly paid an scarification artist $500 to wound her as she staged a scene with zip ties and “Trump Whore” written on her stomach, federal prosecutors say
Ex-Van Drew staffer staged fake attack, writing 'Trump Whore' across her stomach and alleging men held her down and cut her body - New Jersey Globe
A 26-year-old Ocean City woman who claimed she was brutally assaulted because she worked for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-Ocean City) instead orchestrated the
newjerseyglobe.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Listen: these are just kids. Kids are gonna pay each other $500 to cut graffiti into them for attention
Seriously who’s gonna post the video of Don Callis doing the EVP Trigger? 🤼
November 20, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Seriously who’s gonna post the video of Don Callis doing the EVP Trigger? 🤼
Don’t forget, Josh Alexander is working injured 🤼
I really do hope AEW can go for another 20 odd years, cause the second gen wrestlers who come in the door are going to be super unhinged.
November 20, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Don’t forget, Josh Alexander is working injured 🤼
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Holy shit watch the video in this it's amazing
November 20, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Holy shit watch the video in this it's amazing
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the “this will free up your time to solve more interesting problems” to “we are not interested in solving new and interesting problems” pipeline
November 20, 2025 at 12:52 AM
the “this will free up your time to solve more interesting problems” to “we are not interested in solving new and interesting problems” pipeline
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thinking again about the lizard community
November 19, 2025 at 7:06 PM
thinking again about the lizard community
They traded this in for some bullshit called “Thunderbolt”. They have played us for absolute fools
Kinda miss those 2000/10s docking stations for laptops that felt like you were shoving a magazine into a pistol lol
It made such a damn good "thunk" sound and when you turned the key to lock it in OMG.....kids let me tell you the tactile satisfaction of this device over USBC...
It made such a damn good "thunk" sound and when you turned the key to lock it in OMG.....kids let me tell you the tactile satisfaction of this device over USBC...
November 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
They traded this in for some bullshit called “Thunderbolt”. They have played us for absolute fools
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bluesky is a cautionary tale in the psychic danger of operating a site that has a userbase
November 19, 2025 at 2:50 PM
bluesky is a cautionary tale in the psychic danger of operating a site that has a userbase
Were we just in the same all-hands meeting?
don't you love disrupting innovation via novel success metrics to promote value-added alignment across new verticals for our q2 roadmap? this paradigm shift will allow for holistic client-centric data-driven solutions to help everyone along their customer journies.
November 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Were we just in the same all-hands meeting?