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What the fuck am I even talking about?
I’ve gotta horse like a racepiss
November 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I’ve gotta horse like a racepiss
There’s an all-timer bit in this episode where Boomhauer and Bob Dylan incoherently ramble to each other, and it kills me every time. And then you realize that this was only THE FOURTH EPISODE OF THE SERIES.
November 21, 2025 at 8:02 PM
There’s an all-timer bit in this episode where Boomhauer and Bob Dylan incoherently ramble to each other, and it kills me every time. And then you realize that this was only THE FOURTH EPISODE OF THE SERIES.
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NEW: ICE has finally released post-shutdown detention data. The latest data reveals that a full 40%(!) of people arrested in the interior and held in ICE detention have no criminal record; no criminal charges or prior convictions. That is up from just 4% when Trump took office.
November 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
NEW: ICE has finally released post-shutdown detention data. The latest data reveals that a full 40%(!) of people arrested in the interior and held in ICE detention have no criminal record; no criminal charges or prior convictions. That is up from just 4% when Trump took office.
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What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/
There it is
November 21, 2025 at 6:00 AM
There it is
There should be a biopic about the person who has to dry clean the mustard stains out of the president’s suits.
November 21, 2025 at 2:08 AM
There should be a biopic about the person who has to dry clean the mustard stains out of the president’s suits.
Downside: You’re going to jail.
Upside: Warden’s throwing a party.
Upside: Warden’s throwing a party.
lol come on
November 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Downside: You’re going to jail.
Upside: Warden’s throwing a party.
Upside: Warden’s throwing a party.
If I had a prominent Twitter account, I would make an official-sounding tweet saying something like, “BREAKING: Critical thinking skills are on steep decline according to Reuters.” just to see how many ask grok if it’s real.
November 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
If I had a prominent Twitter account, I would make an official-sounding tweet saying something like, “BREAKING: Critical thinking skills are on steep decline according to Reuters.” just to see how many ask grok if it’s real.
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im fucking crying dawg
November 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM
im fucking crying dawg
Yes! More performative, strongly-worded letters without the threat of any actual change!
November 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Yes! More performative, strongly-worded letters without the threat of any actual change!
Jodie! Please tell us your birthday wish.
November 20, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Jodie! Please tell us your birthday wish.
Imagining RFK Jr singing this to himself in the kitchen as he cuts up manatee meat to make for dinner.
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Imagining RFK Jr singing this to himself in the kitchen as he cuts up manatee meat to make for dinner.
It’s been a minute since we’ve seen a good video of someone getting Richard Spencer’d.
J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
It’s been a minute since we’ve seen a good video of someone getting Richard Spencer’d.
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CHESTER BENNINGTON
(chorus)
I'm Elmo's 𝗗𝗔𝗗
I'm tall and 𝗥𝗘𝗗
MIKE SHINODA
(quietly)
Tall and red all the time still I can't believe the son is mine
(chorus)
I'm Elmo's 𝗗𝗔𝗗
I'm tall and 𝗥𝗘𝗗
MIKE SHINODA
(quietly)
Tall and red all the time still I can't believe the son is mine
November 10, 2024 at 12:23 AM
CHESTER BENNINGTON
(chorus)
I'm Elmo's 𝗗𝗔𝗗
I'm tall and 𝗥𝗘𝗗
MIKE SHINODA
(quietly)
Tall and red all the time still I can't believe the son is mine
(chorus)
I'm Elmo's 𝗗𝗔𝗗
I'm tall and 𝗥𝗘𝗗
MIKE SHINODA
(quietly)
Tall and red all the time still I can't believe the son is mine
Is there anyone else named Argyle or is it just that guy from Die Hard?
November 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Is there anyone else named Argyle or is it just that guy from Die Hard?
One of the more important threads I’ve seen.
The main difference between their characters is that I would view Butthead as being morally culpable for his crimes in a way I wouldn’t for Beavis. Beavis I’m almost instantly arguing down to manslaughter, Butthead is full Murder One
November 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
One of the more important threads I’ve seen.
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i grew beyond the need for philosophy books long ago. i have watched the entirety of The Good Place twice.
November 18, 2025 at 5:33 AM
i grew beyond the need for philosophy books long ago. i have watched the entirety of The Good Place twice.
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POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
November 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
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Former Army Sniper Struggling To Readjust To Being Near Stuff https://theonion.com/former-army-sniper-struggling-to-readjust-to-being-near-stuff/
November 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Former Army Sniper Struggling To Readjust To Being Near Stuff https://theonion.com/former-army-sniper-struggling-to-readjust-to-being-near-stuff/
*bill clinton walks into a pedophile party*
epstein: get a load of this guy.
trump: ok
epstein: get a load of this guy.
trump: ok
November 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
*bill clinton walks into a pedophile party*
epstein: get a load of this guy.
trump: ok
epstein: get a load of this guy.
trump: ok
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump
November 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump
Instead of arguing about politics, this holiday season we should all sit our Boomer parents down and explain the lore of Death Stranding.
November 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Instead of arguing about politics, this holiday season we should all sit our Boomer parents down and explain the lore of Death Stranding.
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lol last night was a rerun
“NBC's Seth Meyers is suffering from an incurable case of Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS). He was viewed last night in an uncontrollable rage…”
November 16, 2025 at 6:19 AM
lol last night was a rerun