Panic Restaurant
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I like to post dumb things on the computer and people seem to enjoy it.
Passionate about retro games and Pokemon.
Carly Rae Jepsen’s strongest soldier. ❤️
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I like to post dumb things on the computer and people seem to enjoy it.
Passionate about retro games and Pokemon.
Carly Rae Jepsen’s strongest soldier. ❤️
Not a bot, just follow a lot of people!
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We have to take the phrase "Lost Media" away from YouTubers for awhile until they reeducate themselves on what that actually means.
Mommy covered her face with her hands and now she’s lost media 💔
Anyone else lowkey feel like you’re a bowling ball dreaming you’re a plate of sashimi
January 18, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Anyone else lowkey feel like you’re a bowling ball dreaming you’re a plate of sashimi
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i really think when It Happens we should just have a National Week of Celebration and keep doing it every year. japan has golden week, we can do this
does anyone else daydream about the epic street party that will take place when they scrape his name off the kennedy center
January 18, 2026 at 3:06 AM
i really think when It Happens we should just have a National Week of Celebration and keep doing it every year. japan has golden week, we can do this
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I've been waiting for this longer than I've been waiting for Metroid Prime 4.
Incidentally, Sakura's Samus Doll from their Mario vs Wario manga (also published in NP back in the day) has remained rent free in my head for *decades*:
[I've also wanted this thing *for those same decades*]
[I've also wanted this thing *for those same decades*]
January 18, 2026 at 4:25 AM
I've been waiting for this longer than I've been waiting for Metroid Prime 4.
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Shout out to everyone currently experiencing everything
January 18, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Shout out to everyone currently experiencing everything
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Takenobu Mitsuyoshi was really cooking when he was like "Daytona, let's go away"
January 18, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Takenobu Mitsuyoshi was really cooking when he was like "Daytona, let's go away"
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No mothafucka next question
January 18, 2026 at 1:44 AM
No mothafucka next question
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she give me that DYNAMITE headdy that's why she the BRAIN LORD
[I get publicly drawn and quartered in the town square]
[I get publicly drawn and quartered in the town square]
January 18, 2026 at 1:56 AM
she give me that DYNAMITE headdy that's why she the BRAIN LORD
[I get publicly drawn and quartered in the town square]
[I get publicly drawn and quartered in the town square]
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T should be available without a prescription even if it means some cisgender men explode their hearts or whatever
January 18, 2026 at 2:55 AM
T should be available without a prescription even if it means some cisgender men explode their hearts or whatever
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she's only awake for about 15 minutes a day
January 18, 2026 at 2:19 AM
she's only awake for about 15 minutes a day
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friendly reminder that the N64 conversion of Daikatana has all-new cutscenes courtesy of Kemco, who took it upon themselves to add additional action and character animations to compensate for the inability to include the original voice acting. needless to say, they are an Incredible Improvement
January 17, 2026 at 11:36 PM
friendly reminder that the N64 conversion of Daikatana has all-new cutscenes courtesy of Kemco, who took it upon themselves to add additional action and character animations to compensate for the inability to include the original voice acting. needless to say, they are an Incredible Improvement
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My favorite Mario creatures of all time
January 18, 2026 at 2:42 AM
My favorite Mario creatures of all time
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ICE and MAGA really did bet the farm on all of Minneapolis’s white people going “oh yes, please take away our disgusting, evil non-white-foreigner neighbors, oh thank you so much.”
it’s beautiful that they’ve been proven incredibly wrong about that - may the rest of the country do the same.
it’s beautiful that they’ve been proven incredibly wrong about that - may the rest of the country do the same.
January 18, 2026 at 2:39 AM
ICE and MAGA really did bet the farm on all of Minneapolis’s white people going “oh yes, please take away our disgusting, evil non-white-foreigner neighbors, oh thank you so much.”
it’s beautiful that they’ve been proven incredibly wrong about that - may the rest of the country do the same.
it’s beautiful that they’ve been proven incredibly wrong about that - may the rest of the country do the same.
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You know people are unpopular when corporate brands come along to personally disavow any connection.
January 17, 2026 at 9:15 PM
You know people are unpopular when corporate brands come along to personally disavow any connection.
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thinking about this again
January 18, 2026 at 12:46 AM
thinking about this again
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Crucifixion was a common execution practice for many hundreds of years, so when someone mentions “the crucifixion" they might be talking about Jesus but they could also be talking about Chulip
January 18, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Crucifixion was a common execution practice for many hundreds of years, so when someone mentions “the crucifixion" they might be talking about Jesus but they could also be talking about Chulip
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in honor of the release of the Earnest Evans collection, here's Earnest Evans' first and only ever appearance on Nick Arcade.
January 16, 2026 at 9:25 PM
in honor of the release of the Earnest Evans collection, here's Earnest Evans' first and only ever appearance on Nick Arcade.
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wonder dog may be a sega cd game but its amiga levels are off the charts
January 17, 2026 at 9:21 PM
wonder dog may be a sega cd game but its amiga levels are off the charts
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If you work for ice please understand that your kids will laugh at a character based on you dying in an action movie before the end of the decade. They’ll be in movies for really little kids. Like Phineas and Ferb shit. There will be an action figure of you with a detachable head
January 17, 2026 at 8:40 PM
If you work for ice please understand that your kids will laugh at a character based on you dying in an action movie before the end of the decade. They’ll be in movies for really little kids. Like Phineas and Ferb shit. There will be an action figure of you with a detachable head
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day 17 of listening to Call Me Maybe every day for a year or until i forget
January 17, 2026 at 10:02 PM
day 17 of listening to Call Me Maybe every day for a year or until i forget
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Let's go look at items together
January 17, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Let's go look at items together
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me (recording front facing video on my phone): the internet asked and we delivered! welcome to whiskey fridays with tony dookie pill
tony dokoupil (gagged and tied up in my basement dressed as a yellow pikmin): nrt hrw ifs prnounced
me: no talking tony. pick up that soda can
tony dokoupil (gagged and tied up in my basement dressed as a yellow pikmin): nrt hrw ifs prnounced
me: no talking tony. pick up that soda can
January 17, 2026 at 11:22 PM
me (recording front facing video on my phone): the internet asked and we delivered! welcome to whiskey fridays with tony dookie pill
tony dokoupil (gagged and tied up in my basement dressed as a yellow pikmin): nrt hrw ifs prnounced
me: no talking tony. pick up that soda can
tony dokoupil (gagged and tied up in my basement dressed as a yellow pikmin): nrt hrw ifs prnounced
me: no talking tony. pick up that soda can
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this year marks the 25th anniversary of Okage: Shadow King, so we’re all gonna throw a big celebration, right?!!
i definitely want to stream a playthru, as well as make some merch for all 3 fans 🫶
i definitely want to stream a playthru, as well as make some merch for all 3 fans 🫶
January 18, 2026 at 1:39 AM
this year marks the 25th anniversary of Okage: Shadow King, so we’re all gonna throw a big celebration, right?!!
i definitely want to stream a playthru, as well as make some merch for all 3 fans 🫶
i definitely want to stream a playthru, as well as make some merch for all 3 fans 🫶
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EVERY GAY TRANSPHOBE IS A TRAITOR
January 17, 2026 at 11:01 PM
EVERY GAY TRANSPHOBE IS A TRAITOR