Tom Turkey
@owlofthenorth.bsky.social
Last to the table
In the Pacific Northwest
According to white supremacists: race traitor
In the Pacific Northwest
According to white supremacists: race traitor
You know that there is some Epstein-level filth on many of the men (and possibly one of the women) on the Supreme Court.
I support the next Dem DOJ offering a $20M reward for anyone (could be anonymously) who reveals the evidence that takes one down.
I support the next Dem DOJ offering a $20M reward for anyone (could be anonymously) who reveals the evidence that takes one down.
January 31, 2026 at 10:46 PM
You know that there is some Epstein-level filth on many of the men (and possibly one of the women) on the Supreme Court.
I support the next Dem DOJ offering a $20M reward for anyone (could be anonymously) who reveals the evidence that takes one down.
I support the next Dem DOJ offering a $20M reward for anyone (could be anonymously) who reveals the evidence that takes one down.
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dynamiting this at 1201 on 20 Jan 29 needs to be table stakes for being the Dem nominee, and I am being completely serious
I spoke with the art critic, Catesby Leigh, who proposed original idea — a 60-ft temporary arch.
Trump has enlarged it and plans to make it permanent, alarming Leigh and others who say it threatens DC vista and history
@hannahdormido.bsky.social @timmeko.bsky.social show how views would change
Trump has enlarged it and plans to make it permanent, alarming Leigh and others who say it threatens DC vista and history
@hannahdormido.bsky.social @timmeko.bsky.social show how views would change
January 31, 2026 at 4:48 PM
dynamiting this at 1201 on 20 Jan 29 needs to be table stakes for being the Dem nominee, and I am being completely serious
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One way to know that there are zero good billionaires:
They all hang out together. They all know the same guys. They hire the same caterers, shop at the same places, etc.
If even a single one weren't a *total piece of absolute shit* they'd have yelled about Epstein like 20 years ago.
They all hang out together. They all know the same guys. They hire the same caterers, shop at the same places, etc.
If even a single one weren't a *total piece of absolute shit* they'd have yelled about Epstein like 20 years ago.
January 31, 2026 at 2:57 AM
One way to know that there are zero good billionaires:
They all hang out together. They all know the same guys. They hire the same caterers, shop at the same places, etc.
If even a single one weren't a *total piece of absolute shit* they'd have yelled about Epstein like 20 years ago.
They all hang out together. They all know the same guys. They hire the same caterers, shop at the same places, etc.
If even a single one weren't a *total piece of absolute shit* they'd have yelled about Epstein like 20 years ago.
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Sometimes this reminder is helpful on Bluesky:
It’s good to oppose Trumpism. Trumpism is evil. But there are plenty of people who oppose Trumpism who are also petty, shitty, annoying people. Block them or ignore them and go back to opposing Trump.
It’s good to oppose Trumpism. Trumpism is evil. But there are plenty of people who oppose Trumpism who are also petty, shitty, annoying people. Block them or ignore them and go back to opposing Trump.
January 31, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Sometimes this reminder is helpful on Bluesky:
It’s good to oppose Trumpism. Trumpism is evil. But there are plenty of people who oppose Trumpism who are also petty, shitty, annoying people. Block them or ignore them and go back to opposing Trump.
It’s good to oppose Trumpism. Trumpism is evil. But there are plenty of people who oppose Trumpism who are also petty, shitty, annoying people. Block them or ignore them and go back to opposing Trump.
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Apparently it is NOT ok to refer to cleaning supplies as "janitalia".
January 30, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Apparently it is NOT ok to refer to cleaning supplies as "janitalia".
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The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
January 30, 2026 at 11:21 PM
The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
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There is no “negotiation” that will bring peace & stability from the fascist state. The only way out is to sabotage, obstruct, & destroy its machinery entirely.
If what ends up happening is MN officials agree to aggressive 287(g) or other cooperation agreements to stop the occupation, that is a terrible Faustian bargain that is closer to total loss than any kind of victory. It sets the precedent that the feds can force your city to play ball at gunpoint
January 29, 2026 at 3:11 PM
There is no “negotiation” that will bring peace & stability from the fascist state. The only way out is to sabotage, obstruct, & destroy its machinery entirely.
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Looking at the mug shots Bondi posted of folks who allegedly impeded ICE officers... I'm reminded me of some of the iconic 1960s images of 'criminals' from counter sitins and freedom rides
January 29, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Looking at the mug shots Bondi posted of folks who allegedly impeded ICE officers... I'm reminded me of some of the iconic 1960s images of 'criminals' from counter sitins and freedom rides
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Are Democratic politicians ready to accept that most Americans who say "border security" don't mean border security, they mean make the country whiter?
Under Obama, the US increased security assets along the US-Mexico border, including patrols and drones. Few who demand "border security" cared.
Under Obama, the US increased security assets along the US-Mexico border, including patrols and drones. Few who demand "border security" cared.
January 29, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Are Democratic politicians ready to accept that most Americans who say "border security" don't mean border security, they mean make the country whiter?
Under Obama, the US increased security assets along the US-Mexico border, including patrols and drones. Few who demand "border security" cared.
Under Obama, the US increased security assets along the US-Mexico border, including patrols and drones. Few who demand "border security" cared.
I wonder if these ICE crimes against humanity can be chalked up the dismal state of our educational system.
Could it be that these villains thought that they were joining a gooner squad?
Could it be that these villains thought that they were joining a gooner squad?
January 29, 2026 at 4:46 PM
I wonder if these ICE crimes against humanity can be chalked up the dismal state of our educational system.
Could it be that these villains thought that they were joining a gooner squad?
Could it be that these villains thought that they were joining a gooner squad?
"I don't want we see anybody die..."
"...that's why I look away before my goons carry out their orders."
"...that's why I look away before my goons carry out their orders."
Homan: "I begged for the last two months on TV for the rhetoric to stop. I said in March -- if the rhetoric doesn't stop, there is gonna be bloodshed. And there has been. I wish I wasn't right. I don't want to see anybody die."
January 29, 2026 at 4:42 PM
"I don't want we see anybody die..."
"...that's why I look away before my goons carry out their orders."
"...that's why I look away before my goons carry out their orders."
So, the observers and protesters are the problem, huh?
Has anyone noted the vitriol and hate hurled at federal forces during desegregation or Bundy's nonsense at the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge along with the number of citizens killed or unconstitutionally jailed?
Has anyone noted the vitriol and hate hurled at federal forces during desegregation or Bundy's nonsense at the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge along with the number of citizens killed or unconstitutionally jailed?
January 29, 2026 at 4:16 PM
So, the observers and protesters are the problem, huh?
Has anyone noted the vitriol and hate hurled at federal forces during desegregation or Bundy's nonsense at the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge along with the number of citizens killed or unconstitutionally jailed?
Has anyone noted the vitriol and hate hurled at federal forces during desegregation or Bundy's nonsense at the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge along with the number of citizens killed or unconstitutionally jailed?
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This is sort of a throughline in cases of excessive force used by law enforcement. The civilian is supposed to perfectly adhere to some unwritten code of conduct; the armed professional supposedly trained for such situations is only human & must be given lattitude if they succumb to fear and rage.
The administration is insisting that its masked goons are so emotionally stunted that words can launch them into a murderous rage.
"Our professionals are just ordinary people so ordinary people better act professionally around them, or else."
"Our professionals are just ordinary people so ordinary people better act professionally around them, or else."
January 29, 2026 at 2:18 PM
This is sort of a throughline in cases of excessive force used by law enforcement. The civilian is supposed to perfectly adhere to some unwritten code of conduct; the armed professional supposedly trained for such situations is only human & must be given lattitude if they succumb to fear and rage.
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Stranger sliding in, here. I saved this image a while back and this seems the perfect time to deploy it.
January 28, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Stranger sliding in, here. I saved this image a while back and this seems the perfect time to deploy it.
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at EFF we’re worried about an extraordinary number of things these days, but Signal is not one of them
January 29, 2026 at 5:47 AM
at EFF we’re worried about an extraordinary number of things these days, but Signal is not one of them
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Foreign and DOMESTIC
January 29, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Foreign and DOMESTIC
Did someone tell her that if she has a problem with directions that she is given the correct response is to resign?
Kristi Noem: "Everything I've done, I've done at the direction of the president and Stephen"
January 28, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Did someone tell her that if she has a problem with directions that she is given the correct response is to resign?
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“I don’t think about her” is hilarious. He mentions Ilhan Omar more often than he talks about all his children combined.
I'm sure the heterodox civility cops will be all over this one
January 28, 2026 at 4:49 AM
“I don’t think about her” is hilarious. He mentions Ilhan Omar more often than he talks about all his children combined.
Seeing these GoFundNazi campaigns, I'm tempted to stage a phony "the woke left threw eggs at me" incident and soak those assholes for $100k or so.
There are about a dozen big creators who gain money and clout by going to protests and capturing content of themselves being victimized by the "violent left." Many work for or have worked for Turning Point USA and appeared at a White House “antifa” roundtable last year.
January 28, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Seeing these GoFundNazi campaigns, I'm tempted to stage a phony "the woke left threw eggs at me" incident and soak those assholes for $100k or so.
Even if the GOP won't go along with unmasking, Dems should be messaging that after the midterms ICE agents will have their identities revealed if they stay in ICE beyond February 15.
Hopefully, that 75% who the White House fears losing will then "self-deport" from the goon squad.
Hopefully, that 75% who the White House fears losing will then "self-deport" from the goon squad.
Unmask ICE.
Guarantee most of these cowards would quit overnight.
Guarantee most of these cowards would quit overnight.
January 28, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Even if the GOP won't go along with unmasking, Dems should be messaging that after the midterms ICE agents will have their identities revealed if they stay in ICE beyond February 15.
Hopefully, that 75% who the White House fears losing will then "self-deport" from the goon squad.
Hopefully, that 75% who the White House fears losing will then "self-deport" from the goon squad.
Dokoupil's mom: "I would give my little Tony *TWO SCOOPS* of raisins in his bran flakes each morning. That's how people can fight inflation at home."
Tuesday morning:
New CBS boss promises “huge emphasis on scoops.”
Tuesday evening:
CBS Evening News anchor interviews his mom.
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New CBS boss promises “huge emphasis on scoops.”
Tuesday evening:
CBS Evening News anchor interviews his mom.
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
‘CBS Evening News’: Tony Dokoupil Under Fire for Interviewing His Own Mom
Viewers accuse CBS News of 'dumbing down.'
www.yahoo.com
January 28, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Dokoupil's mom: "I would give my little Tony *TWO SCOOPS* of raisins in his bran flakes each morning. That's how people can fight inflation at home."
$50 says that this is because she turned down his offer to "show her Mr. Winky.".
"Noem has complained to others that she feels she's being hung out to dry over the episode and has made sure to emphasize she took direction from Miller and the president"
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Scoop: Stephen Miller behind misleading claim that Alex Pretti wanted to "massacre" agents
The episode illustrates the sheer power of Miller, Trump's close and longest-serving political adviser
www.axios.com
January 28, 2026 at 7:48 AM
$50 says that this is because she turned down his offer to "show her Mr. Winky.".
Given that every accusation is a confession, I guess that this settles the debate about whether Trump's ear actually was nicked by a bullet.
Um, holy shit? This has gotta be up there in the most crass & worse things Trump has ever said
January 28, 2026 at 7:33 AM
Given that every accusation is a confession, I guess that this settles the debate about whether Trump's ear actually was nicked by a bullet.
Please join my Kickstarter campaign for Kristi Noem.
We will send her one bag of mammalian feces each day until It Happens™.
We will send her one bag of mammalian feces each day until It Happens™.
January 28, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Please join my Kickstarter campaign for Kristi Noem.
We will send her one bag of mammalian feces each day until It Happens™.
We will send her one bag of mammalian feces each day until It Happens™.