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Sam "One-Wheel" O'Neil
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I'm a writer and editor**. You can hire* me, learn more about me, or read my stuff at onewheeloneil.com

** I've taken my talents to the local ISD to teach English

*I'm actually only accepting jobs over the summer right now
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My 8mo son tried raspberry for the first time tonight, and now he looks like he needs to take a steaming shower in a cheap, anonymous motel while he contemplates the decisions that led him to take a life and the water runs unforgivably red down the drain.
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Official statement from @jamestalarico.bsky.social on shutdown negotiations
November 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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At the same time that corporate propaganda has taught us to hate being a recipient of social programs, it turns out corporations love NOTHING MORE than being a recipient of federal bailouts & subsidies.

They call it socialism when it benefits the People & Capitalism when it benefits themselves.🧵
November 8, 2025 at 10:47 AM
This. A church MAY be a group of terrible hateful people who don't care for "widows and orphans"

But their failure to provide immediately for any given person who calls them isn't proving that. It's the liberal version of "this SNAP recipient OWNS AN IPHONE!?"
I've been seeing that TikTok "social experiment" going around where the woman pretended to have a crying baby and called churches asking for formula. I'm frustrated by this "experiment" and the reaction to it on two counts.

One, almost no organization hands out cash willy-nilly to anyone who cold
November 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Happy Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day to all

Today, I drink from the sacred vessel (I stole my husband’s joke there 😅)

I celebrate this anniversary with reverence every year

One of my favorite events in all of American history

@4seasonstl.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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The final evil boss in story mode should be J.K. Rowling, and George R. R. Martin would have no finishing move.
Saw this elsewhere as a screenshot and it made me laugh, and think of my #SciFanSat friends... for some reason, I particularly thought you, @thesurrealari.bsky.social and @jason-h-abbott.bsky.social 😉🤔🤣🤣
November 4, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Can't believe this article needed to be written, but here we are:

slate.com/life/2025/10...
There’s a Literacy Crisis. One Classroom Solution Should Be Obvious.
You can't get better at reading until you care about a text.
slate.com
November 2, 2025 at 2:54 PM
So, this will likely be unpopular, but two things can be true.

A) the problem with the economy comes down to extreme wealth inequality and a billionaire ruling class

And

B) spending 10+ bucks a week on random little things like candy bars at checkout, lattes on the way to work DOES add up
“At the same time, more than half of Gen Z members say they are struggling to make ends meet, yet a majority buy themselves a small treat, such as a pastry, coffee, or sweet, at least once a week. That can lead to overspending…”

archive.ph/2TI8J
November 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
This is great news! I wanted Nanotyrannus to be real, and now we can be reasonably certain that she was!
The Case of the Tiny Tyrannosaurus Might Have Been Cracked
www.nytimes.com
October 31, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Danny held up the tangled mess of damaged cords.

"I don't understand how this will stop drug lords."

Lauri shot him a withering look and slammed the spell book shut.

"Cabals, you idiot. It's pronounced cabals."
October 30, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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Read it. Seriously. Incredible work.
Thrilled to have a short story in this issue, Moon.

I hope everyone who makes time to read "A Bloodmoon Lament" enjoys it!
AVAILABLE NOW: The latest issue of #SciFanSat Magazine will send you to the moon and back at scifansat.com! Enjoy our spectacular selenic stories of Science Fiction, Fantasy, and More!

Many thanks to every contributing #SFF author, and to our readers... like you!

#AmWritingScifi #AmWritingFantasy
October 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Genuinely would not be surprised if part of the issue is that the folks ramping up corruption genuinely think "conflict of interest" is when the two colluding parties want different things.

"There's no conflict of interest; we both want to line our pockets with public funds."
October 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Thrilled to have a short story in this issue, Moon.

I hope everyone who makes time to read "A Bloodmoon Lament" enjoys it!
AVAILABLE NOW: The latest issue of #SciFanSat Magazine will send you to the moon and back at scifansat.com! Enjoy our spectacular selenic stories of Science Fiction, Fantasy, and More!

Many thanks to every contributing #SFF author, and to our readers... like you!

#AmWritingScifi #AmWritingFantasy
October 25, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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E.L.-low economy tickets to the moon are now available, with departure commencing tomorrow on board #SciFanSat Lunar Tours. Passengers have their choice of aisle or window seating, and the in-flight music will be György Ligeti's “Lux Aeterna”.

Join us for a moonwalking weekend!
October 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Sign up as a poll worker or election escort asap. Get ahead of this.
Breaking: The Department of Justice announced it will "monitor polling sites in six jurisdictions [in New Jersey and California] ahead of the upcoming November 4, 2025, general election to ensure transparency, ballot security, and compliance with federal law." www.justice.gov/opa/pr/justi...
Justice Department to Monitor Polling Sites in California, New Jersey
WASHINGTON – Today, the Department of Justice announced that it will monitor polling sites in six jurisdictions ahead of the upcoming November 4, 2025, general election to ensure transparency, ballot ...
www.justice.gov
October 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Reminder that if LLM "AI" were as powerful and capable as the people peddling it say, the ultra wealthy wouldn't be selling it to us, they'd be hoarding it to themselves.
shot. chaser.
October 21, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Yesterday at the grocery store, I passed the same guy in multiple aisles, and the goofy smile we shared as we acknowledged the unspoken similarities of our lists...

That's the kind of tiny interaction we forgot had power to unite us.

And we traded it for convenience and comfort.
October 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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If we make it illegal to steal paintings from the Louvre then the entire industry will be unsustainable
you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
October 20, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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This is the best political news I’ve seen in a very long time — so please pass it on👇

Each state can limit Citizens United in their own state & they don’t have to wait for other states to do it.

Our new @rollingstone.com piece based on our new book MASTER PLAN. Get the book at LeverNews.com/book
October 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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"Some students are still writing their own essays, if you can believe that. Some of them even aspire—and I promise you that I’m not making this up—to write an entire book at some point in their life."
How I Learned to Stop Teaching and Love AI
Like a fool, I used to resist, but no more. In the past, I railed against the rise of AI. I preached small-minded sermons to students who had to si...
buff.ly
October 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Look, I already do over 95% of the cooking and over 70% of the dishes in my household.

I also do about 80% of the grocery shopping.

As of about three months ago, I have started taking my middle son grocery shopping almost every time, because he's the most difficult for now...
October 19, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I'm not at a No Kings protest, but I am at the local library encouraging my son's to read widely and think critically
October 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Say it with me: "If immigrants don't get due process, NO ONE GETS DUE PROCESS."
October 16, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Stephen Miller wants a violent incident on Saturday.

Let’s frustrate him with how peaceful we can be. Don’t engage hecklers, watch for agitators, take video evidence when needed.

I saw this graphic floating around. In general it has the right idea.

Overcome evil with good.
October 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
What's a must read book (fiction only)?
October 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Free screenwriting idea:

A workplace comedy in which the all-female dinosaurs of Jurassic Park fight against the patriarchy of the park runners.

It's called Gyne-saurs
October 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM