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ME: Hey man, I live down the street. Can you please keep it down?
JEFFREY EPSTEIN: bill g. has drip dick. regrettable.
ME: Huh?
EPSTEIN: stinky dick = evolve computers. ?? nerd consciousness. ?
ME: Okay, well, it’s four in the morning. Please keep it down.
EPSTEIN: dick stink. ? as scent brain
JEFFREY EPSTEIN: bill g. has drip dick. regrettable.
ME: Huh?
EPSTEIN: stinky dick = evolve computers. ?? nerd consciousness. ?
ME: Okay, well, it’s four in the morning. Please keep it down.
EPSTEIN: dick stink. ? as scent brain
January 31, 2026 at 5:58 AM
ME: Hey man, I live down the street. Can you please keep it down?
JEFFREY EPSTEIN: bill g. has drip dick. regrettable.
ME: Huh?
EPSTEIN: stinky dick = evolve computers. ?? nerd consciousness. ?
ME: Okay, well, it’s four in the morning. Please keep it down.
EPSTEIN: dick stink. ? as scent brain
JEFFREY EPSTEIN: bill g. has drip dick. regrettable.
ME: Huh?
EPSTEIN: stinky dick = evolve computers. ?? nerd consciousness. ?
ME: Okay, well, it’s four in the morning. Please keep it down.
EPSTEIN: dick stink. ? as scent brain
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Dianne I’ve discovered an incredible new concept called Reddit Gold. It’s not money in the traditional sense but a kind of social currency. Fascinating
February 1, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Dianne I’ve discovered an incredible new concept called Reddit Gold. It’s not money in the traditional sense but a kind of social currency. Fascinating
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It's Wednesday. You got this.
January 28, 2026 at 1:42 PM
It's Wednesday. You got this.
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Greg Bovino sadly filling one steamer trunk after another with elaborate fashy overcoats, the teargas canisters he always has bouncing around on him like labubus, and dozens of "chest-belts." They will be shipped ahead of him as he prepares to return to his home, which is a men's size 10 boot.
January 27, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Greg Bovino sadly filling one steamer trunk after another with elaborate fashy overcoats, the teargas canisters he always has bouncing around on him like labubus, and dozens of "chest-belts." They will be shipped ahead of him as he prepares to return to his home, which is a men's size 10 boot.
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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ELMER FUDD: *introducing movies on AMC for some reason* wadies and gentlemen... jawwed weto.... uh huh huh.... in dawwen awanofsky's.... wehweium fuh a dweam
January 20, 2026 at 4:08 PM
ELMER FUDD: *introducing movies on AMC for some reason* wadies and gentlemen... jawwed weto.... uh huh huh.... in dawwen awanofsky's.... wehweium fuh a dweam
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Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me (1992)
Dir. David Lynch
Runtime 135 minutes minutes
🚬 x 27, or one cigarette every 5 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/twin-peaks-fire-walk-with-me/
Dir. David Lynch
Runtime 135 minutes minutes
🚬 x 27, or one cigarette every 5 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/twin-peaks-fire-walk-with-me/
January 20, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me (1992)
Dir. David Lynch
Runtime 135 minutes minutes
🚬 x 27, or one cigarette every 5 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/twin-peaks-fire-walk-with-me/
Dir. David Lynch
Runtime 135 minutes minutes
🚬 x 27, or one cigarette every 5 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/twin-peaks-fire-walk-with-me/
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Ranking All Seven Samurai:
1. #7
2. #1
3 #4
4. #6
5. #5
6. #2
7. #3
1. #7
2. #1
3 #4
4. #6
5. #5
6. #2
7. #3
January 20, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Ranking All Seven Samurai:
1. #7
2. #1
3 #4
4. #6
5. #5
6. #2
7. #3
1. #7
2. #1
3 #4
4. #6
5. #5
6. #2
7. #3
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“business could falter without customers”
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
www.irishtimes.com
January 20, 2026 at 2:18 PM
“business could falter without customers”
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Just made my first ever Wikipedia edit 7 years after making my account 😎
January 20, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Just made my first ever Wikipedia edit 7 years after making my account 😎
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Raging Bull (1980) - 0:50:51
Dir. Martin Scorsese
Runtime 129 minutes
🚬 x 56, or one cigarette every 2.3 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/raging-bull/
Dir. Martin Scorsese
Runtime 129 minutes
🚬 x 56, or one cigarette every 2.3 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/raging-bull/
January 19, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Raging Bull (1980) - 0:50:51
Dir. Martin Scorsese
Runtime 129 minutes
🚬 x 56, or one cigarette every 2.3 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/raging-bull/
Dir. Martin Scorsese
Runtime 129 minutes
🚬 x 56, or one cigarette every 2.3 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/raging-bull/
Freaking out and going insane trying to decide what fashionable clothes to bring to my international holiday
January 19, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Freaking out and going insane trying to decide what fashionable clothes to bring to my international holiday
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Like this has to be annoying for real people doing real things to have to put this disclaimer on. Five years from now we’ll all be doing the blood test from The Thing
January 19, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Like this has to be annoying for real people doing real things to have to put this disclaimer on. Five years from now we’ll all be doing the blood test from The Thing
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remembering two legends today
January 19, 2026 at 8:03 PM
remembering two legends today
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Oh my God a literal wallet inspector
Crypto holder loses $283 million to scammer impersonating wallet support
January 10, 2026
https://www.web3isgoinggreat.com/?id=trezor-support-scam
January 10, 2026
https://www.web3isgoinggreat.com/?id=trezor-support-scam
January 17, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Oh my God a literal wallet inspector
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It is 1979. I am mailing a kitten to Abu Dhabi.
It is 1995. I am mailing a kitten to Abu Dhabi.
It is 2008. I am mailing a kitten to Abu Dhabi.
It is 1995. I am mailing a kitten to Abu Dhabi.
It is 2008. I am mailing a kitten to Abu Dhabi.
January 19, 2026 at 6:05 PM
It is 1979. I am mailing a kitten to Abu Dhabi.
It is 1995. I am mailing a kitten to Abu Dhabi.
It is 2008. I am mailing a kitten to Abu Dhabi.
It is 1995. I am mailing a kitten to Abu Dhabi.
It is 2008. I am mailing a kitten to Abu Dhabi.
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proud of my little community and council for doing this. It took a lot of work and has likely made more of an impact than anybody will ever be able to quantify
January 19, 2026 at 5:48 PM
proud of my little community and council for doing this. It took a lot of work and has likely made more of an impact than anybody will ever be able to quantify
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Fatberg the size of four buses likely birthed poo balls that closed Sydney beaches – and it can’t be cleared
Fatberg the size of four buses likely birthed poo balls that closed Sydney beaches – and it can’t be cleared
Fatberg the size of four buses likely birthed poo balls that closed Sydney beaches – and it can’t be cleared
Exclusive: Secret report suggests fats, oils and grease accumulate in ‘inaccessible dead zone’ at Malabar plant, then dislodge when pumping pressure ‘rapidly increases’
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A giant fatberg, potentially the size of four Sydney buses, within Sydney Water’s Malabar deepwater ocean sewer has been identified as the likely source of the debris balls that washed up on Sydney beaches a year ago.
Sydney Water isn’t sure exactly how big the fatberg is because it can’t easily access where it has accumulated. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
January 18, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Fatberg the size of four buses likely birthed poo balls that closed Sydney beaches – and it can’t be cleared
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