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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 10h

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Cube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 14h

as i read this post before the QP it was attached to, you did in fact manage to spook me up for a second here

Cube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 14h

a joke that would have landed better if i hadn't got my directors mixed up but fuck it you get what you pay for

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Cube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 14h

"good moaning" - luca guadagnino offering feedback on a scene

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Cube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 14h

as someone who has watched a lot of dad's army and allo allo this is extremely funny. david croft and jeremy lloyd present suspiria

Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 15h

No other film ending has ever gone this hard. Every time this rolls up on-screen I immediately think, “Damn right I have.”

Final shot of SUSPIRIA before the credits roll, which begin with the following:

You have been watching
"SUSPIRIA"

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Cube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 15h

government confusing "peope not liking what has been said" with "we're not being heard" is it

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Old White Nepo Hat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 16h

Every time someone makes me read something Peter Thiel said it’s like “Scrooge McDuck is Jesus Christ and Huey, Dewey, and Louie are Gabriel, Raphael, and Uriel and Daisy is Mary Magdalene and that’s why women voting has lowered American sperm count.”

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Cube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 15h

every day, benedict cumberbatch sends one intern out to buy a cronut and bring it back so he can fuck it. this is a 100% true fact

Cube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 15h

and if, due to some excellent posts, i wasn't going to be thinking about benedict cumberbatch the whole time

Cube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 15h

honestly though, same. "wonder what eiichiro oda was doing with that whole 'celestial dragons' bit. surely nothing that applies to me. ah well it's about jesus then."

Cube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 15h

i hope you see cute babies and cool dogs on this mission to use both feet

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Cube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 15h

kurt vonnegut's envelopes remain undefeated

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Cube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 17h

it means "porno comics"

Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 17h

the Eromanga Sea was an early Cretaceous-era shallow sea that used to be in inland Australia.

This shallow inland sea was great for fossil beds and opal deposition so that's why they got all them opals. No one knows what the Aboriginal term "eromanga" meant anymore.

A map of the Eromanga Sea which runs from Gulf of Carpentaria, run down to around Brisbane and covers the Great Artesian Basin and covers most of Queensland, half of the Simpson Desert, but doesn't reach the Great Australia Bight.

The blue and white town sign that says "Welcome to Eromanga, further town from the sea" in the arid outback terrain but also the sign is wrong. Not about where it is, but the furthest town from the sea bit.

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Cube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 17h

i haven't looked into it too much but as best as i can tell it is actually difficult as hell to cash this shit out and none of them want to address that fact so they do the whole "diamond hands/hodl" thing to protect their psyches

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Cube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 18h

man's cranial MRI scan looks like a slice of pickled walnut

Cube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 18h

the one piece one in particular has been pissing me off all day because he's clearly read it and just decided to ignore extremely obvious things in order to force that square peg up his asshole

Cube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 18h

"a two decade long popeye joke setup is in fact an allegory for jesus christ" - someone luffy d. monkey would punch so hard it got a full page panel

Cube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 19h

honestly it's even worse than this because unlike whoever did this tv mag entry, he has actually read it! he's read it and missed everything!

Cube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 19h

paul merton is the load-bearing component of this whole shitty edifice

Cube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 19h

This Just In: Celestial Dragon Completely Misunderstands The Story Of One Piece

Jake Flores @feraljokes.bsky.social · 1d

I can't believe this is real

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Cube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 20h

i apologise for using your mentions as a proxy to shake peter thiel by the lapels

Cube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 20h

"and then towards the end of the story transforms into a figure who resembles christ in revelations" bruv that whole thing was a fleischer studios squash and stretch animated popeye the sailor man punchline with two decades of setup

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Cube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 20h

the only thing worse than someone pretending to have read something you like is someone definitely having read something you like but managing to completely miss all the important bits somehow

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Cube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 1d

sam, it's me, die hardmom. look out for BTs (baked treats)

Cube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 1d

oh yeah time to put on the halloween costume