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November 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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you call it diarrhoea I call it
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
you call it diarrhoea I call it
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If you want some good news this morning, I showed my three boys the PM doing the six/seven thing and now they have all stopped doing it.
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 AM
If you want some good news this morning, I showed my three boys the PM doing the six/seven thing and now they have all stopped doing it.
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If the whole point of the Blue Labour project was to tack rightwards in order to prove their 'electability' and 'seriousness' to the Founts of Public Opinion - but now they're still printing screeching op-eds as absurd as any under Corbyn (as we all predicted) - what was the point of the project?
November 27, 2025 at 9:51 AM
If the whole point of the Blue Labour project was to tack rightwards in order to prove their 'electability' and 'seriousness' to the Founts of Public Opinion - but now they're still printing screeching op-eds as absurd as any under Corbyn (as we all predicted) - what was the point of the project?
there's a lot of words and concepts that have done to the discourse what a giant open box of cutthroat razors would do to an unattended pre-k class, for the same reasons
Honestly, people calling creators the "petite bourgeoisie" makes me want to snap.
We're working folk. And we work really hard. For next to nothing.
We're not lounging around eating bonbons. We're trying to figure out how we're going to be able to pay rent next month.
We're working folk. And we work really hard. For next to nothing.
We're not lounging around eating bonbons. We're trying to figure out how we're going to be able to pay rent next month.
November 27, 2025 at 3:28 AM
there's a lot of words and concepts that have done to the discourse what a giant open box of cutthroat razors would do to an unattended pre-k class, for the same reasons
Ban This Sick Filth
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Ban This Sick Filth
masterworks all, you can't go wrong.
"i hate writing NPC dialogue i don't wanna do it i need bobot to do it for me buhhhhh" you are like a little baby
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
masterworks all, you can't go wrong.
congrats kids of this generation, you now have your very own quicksand/spontaneous human combustion nervous tic
No! No, no, no! Certainly not, ha ha. LAUGHABLE thought. No, I wouldn't worry about it one bit. CERTAINLY not something that would keep me up at night fretting. Or indeed, scheming as to how I could make it hit a nemesis instead. Nope!
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
congrats kids of this generation, you now have your very own quicksand/spontaneous human combustion nervous tic
the pluribus is coming, and everybody's jumping
November 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
the pluribus is coming, and everybody's jumping
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A massive and resounding fuck you to Channel 4 for Benefits Street, still fuelling reactionary resentment a decade after it was broadcast
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benefit...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benefit...
Benefits Street - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
A massive and resounding fuck you to Channel 4 for Benefits Street, still fuelling reactionary resentment a decade after it was broadcast
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benefit...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benefit...
well, I guess the next episode of pluribus reveals whether or not vince gilligan goes infinitely down in my estimation
November 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
well, I guess the next episode of pluribus reveals whether or not vince gilligan goes infinitely down in my estimation
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TIL Rachel Reeves and Brendan O'Neill were in Spongebob
November 26, 2025 at 1:20 PM
TIL Rachel Reeves and Brendan O'Neill were in Spongebob
whenever i have the misfortune to catch any PMQs going on i am always completely astonished by how shit at it kemi badenoch is, just find literally anything that can be used as a shot, regardless of its relevance to anything current, and just do not take your finger off that button, ever
November 26, 2025 at 12:55 PM
whenever i have the misfortune to catch any PMQs going on i am always completely astonished by how shit at it kemi badenoch is, just find literally anything that can be used as a shot, regardless of its relevance to anything current, and just do not take your finger off that button, ever
this might speak more to my palate being narrower than i suspect than the show itself but some of the fight choreography in this is about the best i ever saw
Last Samurai Standing is such a lovely show so far.
Okada is a great actor and action choreographer, it's full of tons of neat little guys and some of the biggest Japanese actors, and the opening battle looks like it might've taken place at frequent toku location Mt. Iwafune?
Okada is a great actor and action choreographer, it's full of tons of neat little guys and some of the biggest Japanese actors, and the opening battle looks like it might've taken place at frequent toku location Mt. Iwafune?
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
this might speak more to my palate being narrower than i suspect than the show itself but some of the fight choreography in this is about the best i ever saw
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[peter thiel, pointing at a seagull flying past]: antichrist
November 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
[peter thiel, pointing at a seagull flying past]: antichrist
if Thursday morning brings tabloid frontpages with Rachel reeves photoshopped as the grinch, we will have a new prime minister by february
November 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
if Thursday morning brings tabloid frontpages with Rachel reeves photoshopped as the grinch, we will have a new prime minister by february
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RIP Sean Connery you would have loved saying this headline
Sex cardigans: can the Wicked sequel make bulky knits strangely alluring?
Sex cardigans: can the Wicked sequel make bulky knits strangely alluring?
It’s not the sexiest of garments. It arguably looks more like a discarded fishing net. And yet it has cast a spell over the internet
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
RIP Sean Connery you would have loved saying this headline
this might be the closest he's ever gotten to not looking like he's just shit himself in a photo ever and even then he looks like he's just trying to style it out
MS NOW EXCLUSIVE: “President Trump is considering removing Kash Patel as FBI director in the coming months, as he and his top aides have grown increasingly frustrated by the unflattering headlines Patel has recently generated.”
www.ms.now/news/trump-k...
www.ms.now/news/trump-k...
President Trump may have had enough of Kash Patel, according to sources
The president is weighing whether to oust the FBI director after scrutiny of Patel's stewardship of bureau resources, including his girlfriend’s security detail and use of a government jet.
www.ms.now
November 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
this might be the closest he's ever gotten to not looking like he's just shit himself in a photo ever and even then he looks like he's just trying to style it out
"i've never directly racially abused anyone" from farage has got to be an absolute all time hall of famer of the "already answered by my t-shirt" genre
November 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
"i've never directly racially abused anyone" from farage has got to be an absolute all time hall of famer of the "already answered by my t-shirt" genre
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Right wing propaganda networks manifesting a moral panic over Motability for completely the wrong reasons has been one of the most infuriating examples of Unreality in a while.
This again. So, here's the thing about Motability: it's a ripoff. They have so much money in their coffers they could give every disabled person a car for free - £2.6Billion in reserves.
That we gave them, from our allowance.
www.disabilitynewsservice.com/motability-o...
That we gave them, from our allowance.
www.disabilitynewsservice.com/motability-o...
Motability Operations stays silent over how much high street banks benefit from disabled people’s car scheme
The company that runs Motability has repeatedly refused to say how much money the four high street banks that own the business are making from the £7 billion-a-year disabled people’s vehicle leasin…
www.disabilitynewsservice.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Right wing propaganda networks manifesting a moral panic over Motability for completely the wrong reasons has been one of the most infuriating examples of Unreality in a while.
rachel reeves has done this shit without actually finding out how the motability scheme actually works and has instead rammed through an evil and quite frankly stupid change in legislation off the back of how the theoretical shouty old gammon in the pub has told her it works
Rachel Reeves has removed Audi, BMW, Mercedes from the motability scheme because disabled people aren’t allowed nice things ignoring the better resale values and the fact cars like the Audi A1 and BMW 1-series are hardly limos www.autocar.co.uk/car-news/con...
UK's Motability scheme no longer includes premium brands such as Audi, BMW and Mercedes | Autocar
Announcement comes just weeks after chancellor Rachel Reeves vowed to axe luxury models from the programme
www.autocar.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
rachel reeves has done this shit without actually finding out how the motability scheme actually works and has instead rammed through an evil and quite frankly stupid change in legislation off the back of how the theoretical shouty old gammon in the pub has told her it works
if you've ever said this or any of its variants either at me or in my presence, know that i was murdering you in my mind
November 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
if you've ever said this or any of its variants either at me or in my presence, know that i was murdering you in my mind
you know what, i'm gonna say it. i love weird al but i'm gonna say it. "pretty fly for a rabbi" didn't need to exist. the original offspring song is already pretty much a weird al song anyway. it's gilding the lily, a hat on a hat, sugar on the strawberries.
November 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
you know what, i'm gonna say it. i love weird al but i'm gonna say it. "pretty fly for a rabbi" didn't need to exist. the original offspring song is already pretty much a weird al song anyway. it's gilding the lily, a hat on a hat, sugar on the strawberries.
so i've been watching a lot of korean TV lately because it seems to be all netflix wants me to watch, and like, what actually happened in korea cause about 80% of all shows with a contemporary setting have a plot/subplot about property development scams going on
November 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
so i've been watching a lot of korean TV lately because it seems to be all netflix wants me to watch, and like, what actually happened in korea cause about 80% of all shows with a contemporary setting have a plot/subplot about property development scams going on