maggie
@ohthatwouldbeme.bsky.social
blah blah phillies blah blah baseball and so on
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maggie
@ohthatwouldbeme.bsky.social
· May 7
im fully a lesbian but i watch baseball like a real horndog
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Literally anything that has ever been renamed, ever
What instances can you think of where Philadelphians insist on calling something by its old name after it's been renamed, like The Gallery?
February 2, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Literally anything that has ever been renamed, ever
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February 1, 2026 at 11:17 PM
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Really not sure why teams weren’t lining up to pay a 34 year old who has posted escalating chase rates, has already maxed pull rates and had an outlier HR/FB rate, and needs to be a DH. Just don’t understand it, makes no sense.
February 1, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Really not sure why teams weren’t lining up to pay a 34 year old who has posted escalating chase rates, has already maxed pull rates and had an outlier HR/FB rate, and needs to be a DH. Just don’t understand it, makes no sense.
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i think we often neglect the degree to which nixon’s resignation was a result of him having a mental breakdown over the mounting stress of Watergate and other humiliations
he was joking about a gun in his desk. he was talking to Kennedy’s portrait. he was drunk dialing DC personalities at 2:00 AM
he was joking about a gun in his desk. he was talking to Kennedy’s portrait. he was drunk dialing DC personalities at 2:00 AM
February 1, 2026 at 2:00 AM
i think we often neglect the degree to which nixon’s resignation was a result of him having a mental breakdown over the mounting stress of Watergate and other humiliations
he was joking about a gun in his desk. he was talking to Kennedy’s portrait. he was drunk dialing DC personalities at 2:00 AM
he was joking about a gun in his desk. he was talking to Kennedy’s portrait. he was drunk dialing DC personalities at 2:00 AM
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If you've ever heard me say "I'd never cheer a player injury" I need you to know that I was lying
February 1, 2026 at 12:57 AM
If you've ever heard me say "I'd never cheer a player injury" I need you to know that I was lying
i love continuing to talk when i can tell the person im talking to is bored out of their mind. like naw baby this is my time
January 31, 2026 at 1:55 AM
i love continuing to talk when i can tell the person im talking to is bored out of their mind. like naw baby this is my time
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Marketing Manager: You get that analysis of frozen concentrate OJ?
Marketing Analyst: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Marketing Manager: what
Marketing Analyst: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Marketing Manager: what
January 30, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Marketing Manager: You get that analysis of frozen concentrate OJ?
Marketing Analyst: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Marketing Manager: what
Marketing Analyst: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Marketing Manager: what
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every goddamn day this week
January 30, 2026 at 1:46 PM
every goddamn day this week
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I don’t think any of us will be fully happy with the Democratic Party in our lifetimes simply because it has the unenviable task of managing a coalition which spans the entire political spectrum left of Franco. This is also why we’re stuck with it forever.
January 29, 2026 at 11:17 PM
I don’t think any of us will be fully happy with the Democratic Party in our lifetimes simply because it has the unenviable task of managing a coalition which spans the entire political spectrum left of Franco. This is also why we’re stuck with it forever.
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no fan of jeffries, but holy shit is this article misleading. in the press briefing he calls for "a prohibition that DHS cannot *detain* or deport American citizens", and his focus throughout the briefing is on the detainment part
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Thursday said House Democrats will demand a ban on the deportation of American citizens as a condition of winning their support for legislation funding the Department of Homeland Security (DHS).
Jeffries demands ban on deportation of US citizens as part of DHS reforms
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Thursday said House Democrats will demand a ban on the deportation of American citizens as a condition of winning their support for legislation fun…
www.kget.com
January 30, 2026 at 2:34 AM
no fan of jeffries, but holy shit is this article misleading. in the press briefing he calls for "a prohibition that DHS cannot *detain* or deport American citizens", and his focus throughout the briefing is on the detainment part
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i will never understand why people log on and *choose* to fight on the internet. there are so many better things you can do with your life
January 29, 2026 at 10:47 PM
i will never understand why people log on and *choose* to fight on the internet. there are so many better things you can do with your life
ugh i unfollowed an account im lowkey obsessed with bc i was trying to be less weird and when i caved and checked it anyway id missed out on something funny 😔 further proof that self-improvement is a fucking scam
January 29, 2026 at 9:30 PM
ugh i unfollowed an account im lowkey obsessed with bc i was trying to be less weird and when i caved and checked it anyway id missed out on something funny 😔 further proof that self-improvement is a fucking scam
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Fun fact:
If/when Schwarber hits 13 HRs this year, and Harper hits 21, #Phillies will be the 2nd team in history (1st in NL history) with 12+ players having hit 200+ HRs for them.
The Yankees (18) are the only other one.
www.sports-reference.com/stathead/tin...
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@thegoodphight.bsky.social
If/when Schwarber hits 13 HRs this year, and Harper hits 21, #Phillies will be the 2nd team in history (1st in NL history) with 12+ players having hit 200+ HRs for them.
The Yankees (18) are the only other one.
www.sports-reference.com/stathead/tin...
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@thegoodphight.bsky.social
January 29, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Fun fact:
If/when Schwarber hits 13 HRs this year, and Harper hits 21, #Phillies will be the 2nd team in history (1st in NL history) with 12+ players having hit 200+ HRs for them.
The Yankees (18) are the only other one.
www.sports-reference.com/stathead/tin...
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@thegoodphight.bsky.social
If/when Schwarber hits 13 HRs this year, and Harper hits 21, #Phillies will be the 2nd team in history (1st in NL history) with 12+ players having hit 200+ HRs for them.
The Yankees (18) are the only other one.
www.sports-reference.com/stathead/tin...
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@thegoodphight.bsky.social
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Heated Rivalry 2: How can you not be romantic about baseball?
![Push notification from MLB:
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January 29, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Heated Rivalry 2: How can you not be romantic about baseball?
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The way Philadelphia talks about Harrison Bader, someone who knows nothing about baseball probably thinks he’s a 7x all star and a lock for the hall of fame
January 29, 2026 at 12:07 AM
The way Philadelphia talks about Harrison Bader, someone who knows nothing about baseball probably thinks he’s a 7x all star and a lock for the hall of fame
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second sitting black congressperson to be assaulted in the past week. all the violence seems to be coming from one side, and it ain’t ours
video of the moment a man tried spraying something at ilhan omar at her town hall in minneapolis tonight
January 28, 2026 at 1:24 AM
second sitting black congressperson to be assaulted in the past week. all the violence seems to be coming from one side, and it ain’t ours
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Cristopher Sánchez will pitch for Team Dominican Republic in 2026 World Baseball Classic.
January 27, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Cristopher Sánchez will pitch for Team Dominican Republic in 2026 World Baseball Classic.
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Go birds
if you’re having a bad morning just think that you could be the person in the philadelphia office of emergency management who sent out a citywide text alert with a link to chubbyparade dot com
January 27, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Go birds
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Why all the hubbub about Harrison Bader?
@witteethan.bsky.social wants to know
www.thegoodphight.com/phillies-ana...
@witteethan.bsky.social wants to know
www.thegoodphight.com/phillies-ana...
Why all the hubbub about Harrison Bader?
He was good here, yes, but why are we all worked up?
www.thegoodphight.com
January 27, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Why all the hubbub about Harrison Bader?
@witteethan.bsky.social wants to know
www.thegoodphight.com/phillies-ana...
@witteethan.bsky.social wants to know
www.thegoodphight.com/phillies-ana...
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Go birds
January 27, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Go birds
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In the end Harrison Bader got paid like Harrison Bader (2 year version of his last contract), which tells you the sport saw 2025 as mostly an outlier, but sees him as a useful baseball player.
@JonHeyman tweeted
Bader Giants deal: $20.5M, incentives to take it to $21M
Bader Giants deal: $20.5M, incentives to take it to $21M
January 26, 2026 at 6:48 PM
In the end Harrison Bader got paid like Harrison Bader (2 year version of his last contract), which tells you the sport saw 2025 as mostly an outlier, but sees him as a useful baseball player.
if harrison bader were worth the meltdown ppl are having rn he wouldve gotten more money
January 26, 2026 at 9:00 PM
if harrison bader were worth the meltdown ppl are having rn he wouldve gotten more money
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it's dark outside now so whatever the weather is doing now is none of my business
January 25, 2026 at 10:24 PM
it's dark outside now so whatever the weather is doing now is none of my business
people keep suggesting i sell my crafts and its not plausible for a lot of reasons but mainly theres just no give in my demanding schedule of making dolls of my favorite ballplayers, all of which are for me to Have, and also Keep
January 25, 2026 at 2:06 AM
people keep suggesting i sell my crafts and its not plausible for a lot of reasons but mainly theres just no give in my demanding schedule of making dolls of my favorite ballplayers, all of which are for me to Have, and also Keep