jawn valjawn
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i'm not a real doctor but i am a real worm. phillies sun flyers moon eagles rising.
wake up dead man was *incredible* they should let that guy make another star war
November 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
wake up dead man was *incredible* they should let that guy make another star war
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A theory: all Warren Zevon songs are Thanksgiving songs because Warren Zevon has big Uncle Making A Scene energy
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
A theory: all Warren Zevon songs are Thanksgiving songs because Warren Zevon has big Uncle Making A Scene energy
i can't believe family thanksgiving was canceled this year when apparently there's FAMILY DRAMA I WAS UNAWARE OF THAT IS TOTALLY UNRELATED TO WHY THANKSGIVING WAS CANCELED AND I WANNA KNOW MORE
November 28, 2025 at 3:54 AM
i can't believe family thanksgiving was canceled this year when apparently there's FAMILY DRAMA I WAS UNAWARE OF THAT IS TOTALLY UNRELATED TO WHY THANKSGIVING WAS CANCELED AND I WANNA KNOW MORE
who up playin drums with they doctor worm
November 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
who up playin drums with they doctor worm
IT'S TIME (to wait and see if that big straw goat in sweden will get set on fire this year)
November 27, 2025 at 1:45 PM
IT'S TIME (to wait and see if that big straw goat in sweden will get set on fire this year)
family thanksgiving was called off which on the one hand means i'm completely free tomorrow but on the other hand i was kinda hoping that several tupperwares of leftovers would be my meals for the next few days
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
family thanksgiving was called off which on the one hand means i'm completely free tomorrow but on the other hand i was kinda hoping that several tupperwares of leftovers would be my meals for the next few days
i should write fic again
November 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
i should write fic again
what is even the point of going to work on thanksgiving eve literally anything anyone gives me is officially going to just be a december problem
November 26, 2025 at 12:46 PM
what is even the point of going to work on thanksgiving eve literally anything anyone gives me is officially going to just be a december problem
my roommate has gotten ANOTHER speeding ticket from texas addressed to someone with the same first and last name but a different middle name. i don't think he's ever even been to texas.
November 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
my roommate has gotten ANOTHER speeding ticket from texas addressed to someone with the same first and last name but a different middle name. i don't think he's ever even been to texas.
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Guy who pronounces it "Chat jippity"
November 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Guy who pronounces it "Chat jippity"
i did not start T with enough time to have grown a thanksgiving-ruining mustache. maybe next year
November 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
i did not start T with enough time to have grown a thanksgiving-ruining mustache. maybe next year
god every buffy ship name sucks so bad. and then when you find the one that doesn't end in -uffy it's fuckin,,, bangel
November 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
god every buffy ship name sucks so bad. and then when you find the one that doesn't end in -uffy it's fuckin,,, bangel
it is once again the time of year when i must beg everyone that if they want to say something nice about if your family sucks and the holidays are hard, please do not say something weird about bio family vs chosen family! it's incredibly offputting as an adoptee! thanks! 👍
November 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
it is once again the time of year when i must beg everyone that if they want to say something nice about if your family sucks and the holidays are hard, please do not say something weird about bio family vs chosen family! it's incredibly offputting as an adoptee! thanks! 👍
we were right next to the gritty chaos zone. there were wacky inflatable tube gritties.
November 23, 2025 at 4:04 AM
we were right next to the gritty chaos zone. there were wacky inflatable tube gritties.
liked having a city job, hated working at the airport, took the first non-airport job they offered me
November 23, 2025 at 4:02 AM
liked having a city job, hated working at the airport, took the first non-airport job they offered me
i am on a train home full of PAX attendees and i want to be like "wait no i am one of you" but alas i am dressed for a flyers game
November 23, 2025 at 3:34 AM
i am on a train home full of PAX attendees and i want to be like "wait no i am one of you" but alas i am dressed for a flyers game
ok so the devils have a player named Gritsyuk and i keep thinking i see haters wearing jerseys that say Grittysux
November 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
ok so the devils have a player named Gritsyuk and i keep thinking i see haters wearing jerseys that say Grittysux
the only good ice is the ice gritty skates on
November 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
the only good ice is the ice gritty skates on
i'm so fucking Hyped i could fight the entire state of new jersey tonight
November 23, 2025 at 1:02 AM
i'm so fucking Hyped i could fight the entire state of new jersey tonight
holy SHIT the FLYERS
November 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
holy SHIT the FLYERS
oh shit happy anniversary to the greatest album of all time
November 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
oh shit happy anniversary to the greatest album of all time
wasn't happy with the clear "lightsaber" baseball bat they gave this bobblehead so i gave him sabine's green saber and i am very into the results. was debating green or red and i think green works nicely since harper is often wearing phanatic colors
November 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
wasn't happy with the clear "lightsaber" baseball bat they gave this bobblehead so i gave him sabine's green saber and i am very into the results. was debating green or red and i think green works nicely since harper is often wearing phanatic colors
imagine how much the kids at the jedi temple must cringe when yoda learns teen slang but says it backwards. 7 6
November 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
imagine how much the kids at the jedi temple must cringe when yoda learns teen slang but says it backwards. 7 6
sometimes i think surely i am not fandom brain rotted anymore and then i think about buffy s3 and then i just cannot stop thinking about how there's no heterosexual explanation for faith being Like That
November 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
sometimes i think surely i am not fandom brain rotted anymore and then i think about buffy s3 and then i just cannot stop thinking about how there's no heterosexual explanation for faith being Like That