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I have driven in all of the worst places to drive in the United States and Miami is the worst place I’ve ever driven
January 19, 2026 at 10:58 PM
I have driven in all of the worst places to drive in the United States and Miami is the worst place I’ve ever driven
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It’s under-discussed in moderation discourse that you can just lie to voters when it’s convenient
January 12, 2026 at 8:20 PM
It’s under-discussed in moderation discourse that you can just lie to voters when it’s convenient
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the narcissism and myopia is genuinely astounding at times
January 10, 2026 at 9:23 PM
the narcissism and myopia is genuinely astounding at times
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This is a thread of major media outlets falsely anthropomorphising the "Grok" chatbot program and in doing so, actively and directly removing responsibility and accountability from individual people working at X who created a child pornography generator (Elon Musk, Nikita Bier etc)
#1: Reuters
#1: Reuters
January 2, 2026 at 8:02 PM
This is a thread of major media outlets falsely anthropomorphising the "Grok" chatbot program and in doing so, actively and directly removing responsibility and accountability from individual people working at X who created a child pornography generator (Elon Musk, Nikita Bier etc)
#1: Reuters
#1: Reuters
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if you play the RIAA certified platinum album Bleed American by Jimmy Eat World at exactly 20 seconds past 11:45pm you’ll start out the new year by listening to Sweetness
January 1, 2026 at 4:29 AM
if you play the RIAA certified platinum album Bleed American by Jimmy Eat World at exactly 20 seconds past 11:45pm you’ll start out the new year by listening to Sweetness
I get we are trying to virtue signal here but don’t tell me you’d refuse room and board in jackson hole or missoula or key biscayne
December 30, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I get we are trying to virtue signal here but don’t tell me you’d refuse room and board in jackson hole or missoula or key biscayne
i’d let this car do my taxes
They're making cars too curvy now. Everything looks like a dang oval. Do not explain the reasons to me please. I need cars to look like this
December 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
i’d let this car do my taxes
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Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
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D.A.R.E. but for Posting
December 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
D.A.R.E. but for Posting
man, The Happening with the right set of friends was such a treat when it became clear the whole thing was gonna be marky and zooey running from the wind
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 12:21 AM
man, The Happening with the right set of friends was such a treat when it became clear the whole thing was gonna be marky and zooey running from the wind
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THIS NIGHTMARE WILL
BE IN FULL COLOR
BE IN FULL COLOR
December 11, 2025 at 5:11 AM
THIS NIGHTMARE WILL
BE IN FULL COLOR
BE IN FULL COLOR
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One good sign for shame making a comeback is that people seem content to use AI to secretly do stuff for themselves but get horrified when others brag about using it.
It's truly wild to me that this just keeps happening. Coca-Cola runs an AI ad and people overwhelmingly react with disgust. They do it again, and people are disgusted again. Now McDonald's makes an AI ad that's so bad that so many people are furious about it they pull it down.
People hate AI slop!
People hate AI slop!
McDonald's Pulls Down AI-Generated Holiday Ad After Deluge of Mockery
McDonald's Netherlands is catching flak for a stupefying AI-generated video, which was roundly condemned on social media.
futurism.com
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
One good sign for shame making a comeback is that people seem content to use AI to secretly do stuff for themselves but get horrified when others brag about using it.
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stop!! stop doing this!!!! think about something else!!!! mosquitos are breeding in your mind
December 7, 2025 at 12:44 AM
stop!! stop doing this!!!! think about something else!!!! mosquitos are breeding in your mind
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This is such a powerful image
November 8, 2023 at 5:16 PM
This is such a powerful image
Mrs. Wakefield! Why?!
November 28, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Mrs. Wakefield! Why?!
today, keep holy the sacred texts www.marthastewart.com/957243/macar...
This Is Martha's All-Time Favorite Macaroni and Cheese Recipe
This Martha Stewart macaroni and cheese recipe is a classic—and sure to become a favorite with your family. It's a baked mac and cheese made with two cheeses.
www.marthastewart.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
today, keep holy the sacred texts www.marthastewart.com/957243/macar...
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Tomorrow I will defeat my family.
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Tomorrow I will defeat my family.
look at this dude humblebragging
@billboard.com magazine’s TOP 50 ROCK BANDS OF ALL TIME or “SOMETHING ELSE FOR THE COUNTRY TO FIGHT ABOUT." Sound off!
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
look at this dude humblebragging
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[the hold steady voice]
They’re getting rid of the Frank Sinatra music at the dancing fountain in Las Vegas. At the Bellagio casino. And they’re replacing it with Jelly Roll. They’re going to make the water red, white, and blue. And every night they’ll pick one kid to go into the fountain and wave. I’ll be there. Will you?
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 AM
[the hold steady voice]
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Everybody's Gone to the Rapture is on sale. very good game. i still think about the lady who feeds the birds sometimes, a really well-earned moment that made me feel very sad
Save 75% on Everybody's Gone to the Rapture on Steam
Featuring a beautiful, detailed open-world and a haunting soundtrack, Everybody’s Gone to the Rapture is non-linear storytelling at its best.
store.steampowered.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Everybody's Gone to the Rapture is on sale. very good game. i still think about the lady who feeds the birds sometimes, a really well-earned moment that made me feel very sad
click that link 🚨🚨now🚨🚨to THANK Nancy Pelosi and send TRUMP a MESSAGE 💙
November 20, 2025 at 6:14 PM
click that link 🚨🚨now🚨🚨to THANK Nancy Pelosi and send TRUMP a MESSAGE 💙
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I understand he's a bully, that many of his followers are doxxers, that you're on Air Force One. But in 2016 I wanted Clinton to turn around at the debate and say "Stop lurking behind me, you fucking creep" and the first journo to say "What the fuck did you call me?" will be a hero forever
I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.
November 19, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I understand he's a bully, that many of his followers are doxxers, that you're on Air Force One. But in 2016 I wanted Clinton to turn around at the debate and say "Stop lurking behind me, you fucking creep" and the first journo to say "What the fuck did you call me?" will be a hero forever
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(squinting at timeline) Gonzo and Rizzo had a falling out?
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
(squinting at timeline) Gonzo and Rizzo had a falling out?