Nutella The Hun🇹🇼
@nutellathehun.bsky.social
Early childhood career coach specializing in chimney maintenance and mineral extraction.
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Reminder to everyone that the CIA wrote a handbook for how anyone can resist in Nazi-occupied Europe.
January 15, 2026 at 10:02 AM
Reminder to everyone that the CIA wrote a handbook for how anyone can resist in Nazi-occupied Europe.
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getting railed by one ghost after another tonight like yes bitch make me see the error of my ways
December 25, 2024 at 7:29 AM
getting railed by one ghost after another tonight like yes bitch make me see the error of my ways
I’m gonna name my cat Armored Personnel Carrier
December 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I’m gonna name my cat Armored Personnel Carrier
Due to budget cuts the FBI will now be One Guy named Kevin Parker
December 23, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Due to budget cuts the FBI will now be One Guy named Kevin Parker
Mewing for charity
December 19, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Mewing for charity
To the person who cut me off in traffic: I hope every time you eat a Toblerone you accidentally eat a piece of the foil too
December 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
To the person who cut me off in traffic: I hope every time you eat a Toblerone you accidentally eat a piece of the foil too
If aliens invade I’ll be their pet
December 7, 2025 at 11:43 AM
If aliens invade I’ll be their pet
“Elmo’s world!” He sings as crops burn and mothers cry. For who can tell Elmo otherwise?
November 25, 2025 at 1:22 PM
“Elmo’s world!” He sings as crops burn and mothers cry. For who can tell Elmo otherwise?
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The seasonal threesome is called a turfucken.
November 21, 2025 at 5:29 AM
The seasonal threesome is called a turfucken.
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What if before it rained the clouds got all thick and veiny
November 16, 2025 at 1:43 AM
What if before it rained the clouds got all thick and veiny
Polystyrene is a beautiful name for a girl
November 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Polystyrene is a beautiful name for a girl
Wearing Realtree Crocs in public is like saying ‘yeah, I fish emotionally.’
November 3, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Wearing Realtree Crocs in public is like saying ‘yeah, I fish emotionally.’
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Feeling better after a little therapeutic Wolfenstein
October 22, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Feeling better after a little therapeutic Wolfenstein
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i don’t want a vacation i want to be lightly sedated and placed beneath a tree
October 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
i don’t want a vacation i want to be lightly sedated and placed beneath a tree
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How to stay safe during an encounter with police:
1. Wear glasses
2. Say "you wouldn't hit a guy with glasses"
1. Wear glasses
2. Say "you wouldn't hit a guy with glasses"
October 22, 2025 at 2:31 AM
How to stay safe during an encounter with police:
1. Wear glasses
2. Say "you wouldn't hit a guy with glasses"
1. Wear glasses
2. Say "you wouldn't hit a guy with glasses"
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The raccoon cake pop from Starbucks does not taste like real raccoon
September 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The raccoon cake pop from Starbucks does not taste like real raccoon
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i think i like jelly donuts because they trigger my predator instincts — i see them bleed and i know they are prey.
August 22, 2024 at 8:29 PM
i think i like jelly donuts because they trigger my predator instincts — i see them bleed and i know they are prey.
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I like women like I like black mold : in my walls and willing to kill me
March 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I like women like I like black mold : in my walls and willing to kill me
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No, I’m not calm. I’ve just given up.
October 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
No, I’m not calm. I’ve just given up.
The woke mob wants me arrested for being stinky
October 13, 2025 at 1:55 PM
The woke mob wants me arrested for being stinky
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the chimps doing a 21 banana salute for jane goodall
October 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
the chimps doing a 21 banana salute for jane goodall
Gingivitis is a beautiful name for a boy
September 28, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Gingivitis is a beautiful name for a boy
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Angrily emailing burt because the lip balm i just ate tastes like artificial bees
September 25, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Angrily emailing burt because the lip balm i just ate tastes like artificial bees