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SAINT ZAIYA 🎃

@saintzaiya.blacksky.app

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Tuesday T. 30 y/o Married Free 🇵🇸 ✡️ All my current music is under the name SAINT ZAIYA. https://linktr.ee/saintzaiya mdni 🔞

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SAINT ZAIYA 🎃 @saintzaiya.blacksky.app · Aug 20

KINGFISHER IS HERE

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SAINT ZAIYA 🎃 @saintzaiya.blacksky.app · 1h

Girl who calls jacking off “labbing”

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SAINT ZAIYA 🎃 @saintzaiya.blacksky.app · 1h

Ngl they’re psi rockin your shit in the Earthbound group chat :/

SAINT ZAIYA 🎃 @saintzaiya.blacksky.app · 2h

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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 4h

History kinda glosses over that Hitler was a pedophile obsessed with his own niece Geli Raubal who he pretty much kept as a prisoner in his home until she took her own life, or for that matter how young Eva Braun was when they first met.

Nazis were always just like that it seems.

Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 18h

It’s funny how the old media depiction of Nazis was always that they’re evil but dignified gentleman and now they’re openly just like “Hello. I’m the Anime Pedophile”

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SAINT ZAIYA 🎃 @saintzaiya.blacksky.app · 3h

Elden Ring Nightrein Time! Fighting libra is tons of fun (when it isn't the everdark version). Here's the last minute or so of my last run!

SAINT ZAIYA 🎃 @saintzaiya.blacksky.app · 3h

I felt like the topic naturally led me to the framing

SAINT ZAIYA 🎃 @saintzaiya.blacksky.app · 3h

The text “My reaction to that information” followed by a picture of Osaa mogging the viewer”

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Happy Halluino! 🎃 @aluino.blacksky.app · 4h

The fuck is a Mastodon?

Like the Black Ranger’s zord?

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SAINT ZAIYA 🎃 @saintzaiya.blacksky.app · 4h

I’ve actually never tried post-nut champagne

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SAINT ZAIYA 🎃 @saintzaiya.blacksky.app · 4h

Speakeasy operator: “you gotta hurry up, the fuzz is on there way!”

Me: “Oh fuck”

Nigga named Kai spread eagle on the table: 🥴😵‍💫

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SAINT ZAIYA 🎃 @saintzaiya.blacksky.app · 4h

1 ninja blowjob = 3 pirate blowjobs in my economy

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shtum entity victim #BringBackLink @rifka.bsky.social · 4h

If a country singer is talking about doing stuff that’s both ego-syntonic and lawful,

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SAINT ZAIYA 🎃 @saintzaiya.blacksky.app · 4h

Eating a trans masc out like I’m consuming an Ortolan bunting, napkin over my face and all

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SAINT ZAIYA 🎃 @saintzaiya.blacksky.app · 4h

Use a recent picture of Kevin. I fuckin dare you.

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SAINT ZAIYA 🎃 @saintzaiya.blacksky.app · 4h

I’ll bust out the champagne i s2g

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SAINT ZAIYA 🎃 @saintzaiya.blacksky.app · 4h

I hope so! Still I’ll keep your advice in mind and try not to hover for too long

SAINT ZAIYA 🎃 @saintzaiya.blacksky.app · 4h

“what do you mean lung?”

“What do you mean disease?”

“What do you mean cognitive?”

“What do you mean decline?”

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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 4h

Black Mold 2 (2025)

A mold-poisoned Dr Jordan B Peterson emerges from the cold Canadian tundra to terrorize more young boys

"It's all over But the Crying"

Only in theaters
Depending on your Definition of "only", "theaters" and "in"

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SAINT ZAIYA 🎃 @saintzaiya.blacksky.app · 4h

Oh that’s good cause… damn shawty I just like watching people play rhythm games.

I had no idea people would think I’m into them.

I’ve been watching OSU and DDR tournaments for over a decade but just don’t have the skill to play lol

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SAINT ZAIYA 🎃 @saintzaiya.blacksky.app · 4h

*stomping and clapping

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SAINT ZAIYA 🎃 @saintzaiya.blacksky.app · 4h

When you have nothing to live for, Hope can push you further than embracing reality. Ngl we’re gonna see mass suicides into the hundreds when trump passes.

SAINT ZAIYA 🎃 @saintzaiya.blacksky.app · 4h

My dumbass was like “why would it need to be glow in the dark? Dogs can barely differentiate greens.”

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Pickles - Scary, spicy pumpkin spice edition @happymemeco.bsky.social · 5h

And before that was "racism, racism, misogyny" country

Black and white image of Anthony Bourdain with a fake quote attributed to him

Once you've heard pre 9/11 country you'll never stop wanting to beat Toby Keith to death with your bare hands

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