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talking about a bird like a ronin in a samurai movie
Much of the turkey's early history is shrouded in uncertainty, historians and etymologists say — which is particularly true of how the bird got its name. n.pr/49Ce3q0
How the turkey trotted its way onto our Thanksgiving tables — and into our lexicon
Much of the turkey's early history is shrouded in uncertainty, historians and etymologists say — which is particularly true of how the bird got its name.
n.pr
November 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
talking about a bird like a ronin in a samurai movie
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my message to architects
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
my message to architects
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if there's a Turns Out tomorrow that this viral image was faked i will cry.
So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
if there's a Turns Out tomorrow that this viral image was faked i will cry.
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brother they like it that way
Did your parents vote for Trump? For Thanksgiving, enable this feature on their TV:
Auto Motion Plus (Samsung)
TruMotion (LG)
Action Smoothing (Vizio)
Motion Enhancement (Google TV / TCL)
Smooth Motion Effect (LG)
Picture Clarity (Samsung)
MEMC (Others)
Auto Motion Plus (Samsung)
TruMotion (LG)
Action Smoothing (Vizio)
Motion Enhancement (Google TV / TCL)
Smooth Motion Effect (LG)
Picture Clarity (Samsung)
MEMC (Others)
November 26, 2025 at 11:34 AM
brother they like it that way
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Muriel Bowser announces she’s retiring to suburban Maryland to spend more time with her constituents.
November 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Muriel Bowser announces she’s retiring to suburban Maryland to spend more time with her constituents.
government by Andy Rooney
Sean Duffy, the U.S. transportation secretary, has been urging people for the past week to dress and comport themselves better as a way of restoring “civility” to air travel. On Tuesday, he added another item to his list of concerns: the quality of the snacks handed out on commercial flights.
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy Wants Healthier In-Flight Snack Options
Sean Duffy, who has been promoting greater decorum among air travelers, said he would like to see choices besides salty pretzels and buttery cookies.
nyti.ms
November 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
government by Andy Rooney
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how is this a real county
November 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
how is this a real county
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the food you like? it's bad. the food *i* like? good. checkmate, losers
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
the food you like? it's bad. the food *i* like? good. checkmate, losers
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this seems like a harsh move to take against the third most mediocre granola
Bad news for Kalshi
*KALSHI IS SUBJECT TO NEVADA GAMING REGULATION, JUDGE RULES
*DRAFTKINGS EXTENDS GAIN TO 7.3% AFTER KALSHI RULING
*FLUTTER QUICKLY CLIMBS AFTER JUDGE'S KALSHI RULING; UP 3.5%
*KALSHI IS SUBJECT TO NEVADA GAMING REGULATION, JUDGE RULES
*DRAFTKINGS EXTENDS GAIN TO 7.3% AFTER KALSHI RULING
*FLUTTER QUICKLY CLIMBS AFTER JUDGE'S KALSHI RULING; UP 3.5%
November 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
this seems like a harsh move to take against the third most mediocre granola
BREAKING: DC Mayor nougat machine announces she will not run for a fourth term.
November 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
BREAKING: DC Mayor nougat machine announces she will not run for a fourth term.
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RIP Sean Connery you would have loved saying this headline
Sex cardigans: can the Wicked sequel make bulky knits strangely alluring?
Sex cardigans: can the Wicked sequel make bulky knits strangely alluring?
It’s not the sexiest of garments. It arguably looks more like a discarded fishing net. And yet it has cast a spell over the internet
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
RIP Sean Connery you would have loved saying this headline
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Future FBI Director Eric Adams
KASH PATEL ON FIRING WATCH, THIS IS NOT A DRILL, REPEAT KASH PATEL ON FIRING WATCH
President Trump may have had enough of Kash Patel, according to sources
The president is weighing whether to oust the FBI director after scrutiny of Patel's stewardship of bureau resources, including his girlfriend’s security detail and use of a government jet.
www.ms.now
November 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Future FBI Director Eric Adams
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Interesting. What did she know
Bill Belichick’s gf was born five months before 9/11
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Interesting. What did she know
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Nintendo Kirby Face Fuzzy Slipper Socks $8.94 via Box Lunch. https://ow.ly/TwOz50XwRzb
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Nintendo Kirby Face Fuzzy Slipper Socks $8.94 via Box Lunch. https://ow.ly/TwOz50XwRzb
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[this entire site is now just the quote from the bari clip. this has replaced the chotiner-on-smith screengrabs. update your files accordingly.]
November 25, 2025 at 3:51 AM
[this entire site is now just the quote from the bari clip. this has replaced the chotiner-on-smith screengrabs. update your files accordingly.]
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
I said "huh??" a lot watching this movie
nougatmachine’s reviews of The Natural
nougatmachine’s reviews of The Natural
letterboxd.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I said "huh??" a lot watching this movie
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Matt i'm starting to think pointing out fake tweets and ruining our dunking fun is gay
November 24, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Matt i'm starting to think pointing out fake tweets and ruining our dunking fun is gay
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"If it looks like we’ve blacked out in the middle of a conversation, that’s because we have. This is normal and healthy."
Please Accommodate Our Jolly Rancher Diet This Thanksgiving
RE: Thanksgiving Dinner Hi Johnson Clan, We can’t wait to see you all at Cathy’s for Thanksgiving! This is just a reminder that June and I have cho...
buff.ly
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
"If it looks like we’ve blacked out in the middle of a conversation, that’s because we have. This is normal and healthy."
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This is the funniest planned economy ever
A person directly familiar with the conversations tells Semafor that Donald Trump has personally pressed Larry Ellison to revive Brett Ratner's "Rush Hour" franchise.
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
Exclusive: How Trump is trying to remake American culture — starting with his favorite buddy-cop franchise
The president is offering some creative input on potential upcoming projects.
www.semafor.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:21 AM
This is the funniest planned economy ever
turkey fryer PSA videos are asmr to me. it’s the most wonderful time of the year
November 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
turkey fryer PSA videos are asmr to me. it’s the most wonderful time of the year