Blasted Mike Lee
@notmikelee.bsky.social
I am Spartacus.
Also blathering at @stinque.com
Also blathering at @stinque.com
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Blasted Mike Lee
@notmikelee.bsky.social
· May 13
Whoever you’re thinking of, I had the name first.
“One day,” I vowed, “Mike Lee will be famous!”
Fuck.
Fuck.
If you see this, post a random fact about yourself.
I punched Ron Howard in the shoulder in 1985.
I punched Ron Howard in the shoulder in 1985.
If you see this post a random fact about yourself:
I own more pairs of dice than I do underwear.
I own more pairs of dice than I do underwear.
December 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
“One day,” I vowed, “Mike Lee will be famous!”
Fuck.
Fuck.
No. Never.
December 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
No. Never.
But seriously folks, when I’m not cosplaying as a wingnut senator who’s ten years younger than me and brings shame to all of us who share his ridiculously bland name, I edit bittersweet short films for my friends.
When you fall in love with your straight friend... | Gay short film
YouTube video by StanChris
youtu.be
October 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
But seriously folks, when I’m not cosplaying as a wingnut senator who’s ten years younger than me and brings shame to all of us who share his ridiculously bland name, I edit bittersweet short films for my friends.
No lies detected.
October 17, 2025 at 2:11 PM
No lies detected.
You don’t wanna know what I’ve been dreaming about since puberty.
MIKE LEE: Russ Vought has been dreaming about this moment since puberty
MIKE JOHNSON: Russ Vought does not enjoy this responsibility
MIKE JOHNSON: Russ Vought does not enjoy this responsibility
October 2, 2025 at 5:53 PM
You don’t wanna know what I’ve been dreaming about since puberty.
Whatever happened to the genre of elevator-fucking songs? It ended abruptly at two.
September 29, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Whatever happened to the genre of elevator-fucking songs? It ended abruptly at two.
Masters in philosophy, actually. But also journalism. Used to say the most important class I took was libel law.
mike lee allegedly went to law school and passed the bar. aside from stephen king's claim being true, a dead person's estate can't sue for defamation, on account of the fact that a dead person can't suffer an injury to their reputation, because they are dead.
September 12, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Masters in philosophy, actually. But also journalism. Used to say the most important class I took was libel law.
Hell, I was beyond embarrassment years ago.
NEW: Mike Lee's social-media addiction reaches an embarrassing new low.
www.thebulwark.com/p/mike-lee-p...
www.thebulwark.com/p/mike-lee-p...
Mike Lee, Slop Addict
Plus: How the Titanic sinking is relevant to the U.S. Senate
www.thebulwark.com
September 2, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Hell, I was beyond embarrassment years ago.
From Utah senator and name-squatter Mike Lee’s latest fundraising email, “The Communist Tip of the Iceberg”. If only he lived in an alternate universe, I could pull a Peacemaker on him.
August 29, 2025 at 12:56 PM
From Utah senator and name-squatter Mike Lee’s latest fundraising email, “The Communist Tip of the Iceberg”. If only he lived in an alternate universe, I could pull a Peacemaker on him.
what gif pops up when you type your name?
August 15, 2025 at 2:34 PM
what gif pops up when you type your name?
I only call it “Michael” when I’m angry with it.
August 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I only call it “Michael” when I’m angry with it.
I would probably get a lot more of this if I used my name anywhere but Facebook.
a specific skill I've developed over the past ~20 years is crafting responses to emails sent to me, but intended for that other Naomi Wolf
August 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I would probably get a lot more of this if I used my name anywhere but Facebook.
Honestly, there are already enough reasons not to sleep on me.
The competition for Dumbest Senator usually focuses on the more obvious ones like Tommy Tuberville, but don't sleep on Mike Lee, who is both incredibly dumb and unspeakably vile.
We cannot be a first-world nation when members of the majority party continually amplify lies to voters. This is what happens under authoritarian, anti-democratic regimes.
www.cnbc.com/2025/07/22/p...
www.cnbc.com/2025/07/22/p...
July 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Honestly, there are already enough reasons not to sleep on me.
If it’s that stupid, you won’t lose money betting on Mike Lee.
BREAKING:
Jerome Powell resigns his position as chair of the Dedo of Goverybeb at the Eirabal Resrve.
Jerome Powell resigns his position as chair of the Dedo of Goverybeb at the Eirabal Resrve.
July 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
If it’s that stupid, you won’t lose money betting on Mike Lee.
I’ve been saying for years that you can’t trust Mike Lee.
On the other hand, if anyone would like to be my billionaire, my DMs are open.
On the other hand, if anyone would like to be my billionaire, my DMs are open.
To the surprise of no one, Mike Lee tries to reward his billionaires by sneaking the public land sell off back into the Big Ugly Budget.
If you haven’t called today, CALL NOW! 202-224-3121
Demand your Senators vote NO on the Big Ugly!
www.commondreams.org/news/mike-le...
If you haven’t called today, CALL NOW! 202-224-3121
Demand your Senators vote NO on the Big Ugly!
www.commondreams.org/news/mike-le...
Mike Lee Tries to Sneak Public Land Sale Back Into 'Big, Ugly Bill' Ahead of Senate Vote | Common Dreams
Ahead of an expected vote on Republicans' budget reconciliation package,
U.S. Senate Committee on Energy and Natural Resources Chair Mike Lee revived his effort to sell off public lands.
www.commondreams.org
June 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I’ve been saying for years that you can’t trust Mike Lee.
On the other hand, if anyone would like to be my billionaire, my DMs are open.
On the other hand, if anyone would like to be my billionaire, my DMs are open.
“Hideous Mike Lee” has a nice ring to it.
1/2
If I understand this ruling correctly, it is the biggest good news in a long time (I know, low bar). This was the hideous Mike Lee proposal to lay waste to much of the West, by *forcing* a sale of Forest Service / BLM land.
(Illustrative map in next post.)
If I understand this ruling correctly, it is the biggest good news in a long time (I know, low bar). This was the hideous Mike Lee proposal to lay waste to much of the West, by *forcing* a sale of Forest Service / BLM land.
(Illustrative map in next post.)
HUGE: Senate Parliamentarian says that Mike Lee's public land sell-off violates the Byrd rule, requires 60 votes in the Senate. A bunch of other terrible anti-environment provisions do too.
This isn't over, but this is a huge win.
www.budget.senate.gov/ranking-memb...
This isn't over, but this is a huge win.
www.budget.senate.gov/ranking-memb...
June 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
“Hideous Mike Lee” has a nice ring to it.
You wouldn’t believe what I have to put up with.
This seems like a very good time to issue my periodic reminder that I am not kin to JD Vance.
June 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
You wouldn’t believe what I have to put up with.
I’ve made the Onion! My life is complete.
Mike Lee Stresses He Would Have Posted Same Thing If Own Family Savagely Murdered
WASHINGTON—After being confronted about social media posts that blamed the shootings of two Minnesota lawmakers on the far left, Sen. Mike Lee (R-UT) stressed Tuesday that he would have said the same ...
theonion.com
June 17, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I’ve made the Onion! My life is complete.
Can confirm.
i am glad that more people are catching on to the fact that mike lee is a total degenerate
The headline is not ideal, but kudos to NYT's @anniekarni.bsky.social for shaming Mike Lee (and down in the story, Derrick Van Orden).
www.nytimes.com/2025/06/16/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/06/16/u...
June 16, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Can confirm.
Not the first time I’ve heard that.
Utah voters: Are these really your values? Mike Lee is the best you can do?
June 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Not the first time I’ve heard that.
I can guarantee you Mike Lee is complaining about Chuck Schumer.
I know - really i have been doing this for over 20 years - all the ways that political journalism is rigged against democrats, but if chuck schumer isn’t complaining about mike lee you can't blame them entirely
June 15, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I can guarantee you Mike Lee is complaining about Chuck Schumer.
Bluesky may be an echo chamber, but I really enjoy seeing my name trashed as it careens across the walls.
June 15, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Bluesky may be an echo chamber, but I really enjoy seeing my name trashed as it careens across the walls.
Egregiously Shameful is my middle name. Or names. Whatever.
June 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Egregiously Shameful is my middle name. Or names. Whatever.
Take it from me, Mike Lee is really, really stupid.
June 12, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Take it from me, Mike Lee is really, really stupid.
Damn, that’s good shit, he says, looking at the toilet.
May 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Damn, that’s good shit, he says, looking at the toilet.