niko
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im a robotfucker first and a woman second.😔shitposter, writer, artist, cohost @osgpod.bsky.social
im a robotfucker first and a woman second.😔shitposter, writer, artist, cohost @osgpod.bsky.social
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Fuck me, role playing games used to be so fucking cool. This rules so hard.
December 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Fuck me, role playing games used to be so fucking cool. This rules so hard.
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Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
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stabler: not you? we got you dead to rights on twitter saying ‘tugging my shit crazy style rn’
suspect: hell no man i’m sorry i hadn’t even started yet. i was just posting. you know
benson: so you’re a liar. what the hell is crazy style anyway
suspect (crying): i just did the normal way
suspect: hell no man i’m sorry i hadn’t even started yet. i was just posting. you know
benson: so you’re a liar. what the hell is crazy style anyway
suspect (crying): i just did the normal way
December 9, 2025 at 2:52 PM
stabler: not you? we got you dead to rights on twitter saying ‘tugging my shit crazy style rn’
suspect: hell no man i’m sorry i hadn’t even started yet. i was just posting. you know
benson: so you’re a liar. what the hell is crazy style anyway
suspect (crying): i just did the normal way
suspect: hell no man i’m sorry i hadn’t even started yet. i was just posting. you know
benson: so you’re a liar. what the hell is crazy style anyway
suspect (crying): i just did the normal way
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can a butch and a fujoshi find love on the battlefield......
November 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
can a butch and a fujoshi find love on the battlefield......
still thinking about that medieval teens chucking swords in rivers skeet. i would ABSOLUTELY see a knight in expensive plate and slide up to his horse, score the billet strap, + laugh heartily at the sight of him and the saddle sliding right off... that would hit. then the groom would be killed BUT,
December 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
still thinking about that medieval teens chucking swords in rivers skeet. i would ABSOLUTELY see a knight in expensive plate and slide up to his horse, score the billet strap, + laugh heartily at the sight of him and the saddle sliding right off... that would hit. then the groom would be killed BUT,
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as I've remarked before, cyberpunk isn't 'I glitch into the webframe and draw my katana', it's 'the life of a man working for a criminal syndicate in Myanmar who spends his days pretending to be different women online to steal from the elderly'
People are dying over who gets to steal from a dude in Iowa who thinks the model who "accidentally" texted him has fallen in love with him.
the Thai-Cambodian conflict is at least partially about control of the scam/gambling/prostitution compounds along the border.
foreignpolicy.com/2025/09/12/t...
foreignpolicy.com/2025/09/12/t...
December 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
as I've remarked before, cyberpunk isn't 'I glitch into the webframe and draw my katana', it's 'the life of a man working for a criminal syndicate in Myanmar who spends his days pretending to be different women online to steal from the elderly'
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This is model trains
Alright, hear me out: cozy wargames.
All the fun of gluing tiny parts to plastic models and then painting them, but with 98% less Catholicism.
I really feel like this is an untapped market.
All the fun of gluing tiny parts to plastic models and then painting them, but with 98% less Catholicism.
I really feel like this is an untapped market.
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
This is model trains
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based on how often the naughty teens of major cities throw the rentable scooters directly into the river i've formed a theory that the many iron age swords and cauldrons found in lakes around europe that we've previously assumed were ceremonial and sacrificial in nature were in fact thrown by teens
August 17, 2024 at 4:38 PM
based on how often the naughty teens of major cities throw the rentable scooters directly into the river i've formed a theory that the many iron age swords and cauldrons found in lakes around europe that we've previously assumed were ceremonial and sacrificial in nature were in fact thrown by teens
shoutouts to the people who followed me from the podcast and heehees. enjoy my inscrutable reskeets and life drama, boy (gn)
December 7, 2025 at 9:06 AM
shoutouts to the people who followed me from the podcast and heehees. enjoy my inscrutable reskeets and life drama, boy (gn)
you can love your friends so, so much. unfortunately, if you have no choice but to live with them, there will come a day you want to drive them into a lake. this is recoverable. but the longer you're stuck the more of these days will come
December 7, 2025 at 9:04 AM
you can love your friends so, so much. unfortunately, if you have no choice but to live with them, there will come a day you want to drive them into a lake. this is recoverable. but the longer you're stuck the more of these days will come
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Weird Al debuts his new parody of APT. by ROSÉ and Bruno Mars that features extensive instructions on how to 3D print a gun and then just lists the Forbes 400 richest people.
December 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Weird Al debuts his new parody of APT. by ROSÉ and Bruno Mars that features extensive instructions on how to 3D print a gun and then just lists the Forbes 400 richest people.
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YOU: Oh, what an excellent joke! You do make me laugh so. It reminds me of... Never mind...
MAN WHO LOOKS LIKE ME BUT BLOND: is this about that dead podcaster again?
MAN WHO LOOKS LIKE ME BUT BLOND: is this about that dead podcaster again?
December 7, 2025 at 3:31 AM
YOU: Oh, what an excellent joke! You do make me laugh so. It reminds me of... Never mind...
MAN WHO LOOKS LIKE ME BUT BLOND: is this about that dead podcaster again?
MAN WHO LOOKS LIKE ME BUT BLOND: is this about that dead podcaster again?
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i know it's trite but: most science fiction is not trying to predict the future.
i keep seeing people stumbling over this. "well, it wouldn't be plausible to have--" okay but maybe the author wasn't trying for "plausible." usually they aren't.
what other goals might the author have had?
i keep seeing people stumbling over this. "well, it wouldn't be plausible to have--" okay but maybe the author wasn't trying for "plausible." usually they aren't.
what other goals might the author have had?
December 6, 2025 at 11:40 PM
i know it's trite but: most science fiction is not trying to predict the future.
i keep seeing people stumbling over this. "well, it wouldn't be plausible to have--" okay but maybe the author wasn't trying for "plausible." usually they aren't.
what other goals might the author have had?
i keep seeing people stumbling over this. "well, it wouldn't be plausible to have--" okay but maybe the author wasn't trying for "plausible." usually they aren't.
what other goals might the author have had?
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ALT TEXT - SHIRT'S AT dashare.zone - dashare.zone ADMIN
December 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
ALT TEXT - SHIRT'S AT dashare.zone - dashare.zone ADMIN
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Also USPS didn't loss money because it doesn't make money because it's not a business and if never makes money to begin with.
It did however deliver over 112.5 billion pieces of mail in 2024 and that doesn't even include packages.
It did however deliver over 112.5 billion pieces of mail in 2024 and that doesn't even include packages.
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Also USPS didn't loss money because it doesn't make money because it's not a business and if never makes money to begin with.
It did however deliver over 112.5 billion pieces of mail in 2024 and that doesn't even include packages.
It did however deliver over 112.5 billion pieces of mail in 2024 and that doesn't even include packages.
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it's december !! 🙀 good excuse to post these guys again ...!
December 2, 2025 at 6:05 PM
it's december !! 🙀 good excuse to post these guys again ...!
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ICE raided a James Beard award winning restaurant & because the chef/owner was prepared, left emptyhanded:
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
ICE raided a James Beard award winning restaurant & because the chef/owner was prepared, left emptyhanded:
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"I do not regret my weird bread decision" - someone who does not regret their weird bread decision
December 5, 2025 at 4:52 PM
"I do not regret my weird bread decision" - someone who does not regret their weird bread decision
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People need to boycott this show and not just half ass. Shame everyone who plans on watching it. This isn't about Eurovision, it's about Israel getting away with committing genocide because THERE ARE NEVER ANY CONSEQUENCES. They should be untouchable by now. Everybody needs to walk the fucking walk.
Eurovision has allowed Israel to compete in 2026.
Ireland, Spain, Slovenia, and the Netherlands have pulled out of the competition following the decision.
Ireland, Spain, Slovenia, and the Netherlands have pulled out of the competition following the decision.
December 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
People need to boycott this show and not just half ass. Shame everyone who plans on watching it. This isn't about Eurovision, it's about Israel getting away with committing genocide because THERE ARE NEVER ANY CONSEQUENCES. They should be untouchable by now. Everybody needs to walk the fucking walk.
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February 2022
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December 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
February 2022
www.wheresyoured.at/mark-zuckerb...
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