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"Can everyone just stop?" I plead.
"Stop what?" they ask.
I frantically gesture at everything.
"Stop what?" they ask.
I frantically gesture at everything.
January 14, 2024 at 8:12 PM
"Can everyone just stop?" I plead.
"Stop what?" they ask.
I frantically gesture at everything.
"Stop what?" they ask.
I frantically gesture at everything.
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when you are petting a cat and the purr descends in register from “love it” to the louder slower “oh hell yes now that’s the stuff” purr, that is a blessing in this world
January 18, 2026 at 2:11 PM
when you are petting a cat and the purr descends in register from “love it” to the louder slower “oh hell yes now that’s the stuff” purr, that is a blessing in this world
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I am sick of screaming.
January 17, 2026 at 1:43 PM
I am sick of screaming.
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While not a medical doctor, Dr Pepper does hold a PhD in neoclassical literary theory and thus deserves our respect
November 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
While not a medical doctor, Dr Pepper does hold a PhD in neoclassical literary theory and thus deserves our respect
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Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters
January 7, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters
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Folks…. I did it again—league champ
I have to keep reminding the haters I won the league last year and had the best record the year before that (came in 2nd)… and my draft grade was an A+ and I was projected to win it all at the start of the season…
Showing the world’s greatest statisticians my fantasy team and they’re all in agreement. “Objectively the unluckiest thing the known universe has ever seen,” they’re saying. “Not at all a reflection of your skill.”
January 5, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Folks…. I did it again—league champ
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Libra: You will finally get everything you deserve this year, which is great news for your enemies.
January 4, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Libra: You will finally get everything you deserve this year, which is great news for your enemies.
🦀🎉
January 4, 2026 at 5:10 AM
🦀🎉
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I am a chronic post liker. I will like your post. It will mean many things. 'This is good', 'I hear you', 'It gets better', 'This was funny', 'Yahoo', 'Throwing eggs'. You will deal with it. This is our social contract
June 14, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I am a chronic post liker. I will like your post. It will mean many things. 'This is good', 'I hear you', 'It gets better', 'This was funny', 'Yahoo', 'Throwing eggs'. You will deal with it. This is our social contract
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Happy Birthday Lemon Pig
December 31, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Happy Birthday Lemon Pig
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ya gotta draw a damn lemon pig its new years baby!!
January 1, 2026 at 9:14 PM
ya gotta draw a damn lemon pig its new years baby!!
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Me: Check out my OnlyFan account!
Them: You mean OnlyFans?
Me: No.
Them: You mean OnlyFans?
Me: No.
December 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Me: Check out my OnlyFan account!
Them: You mean OnlyFans?
Me: No.
Them: You mean OnlyFans?
Me: No.
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Live your life in a way where the whole internet isn’t rooting for your death
August 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Live your life in a way where the whole internet isn’t rooting for your death
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My patience is limited.
December 18, 2025 at 12:30 PM
My patience is limited.
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good morning. we need to destroy the artificial intelligence. all of it. thank
December 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
good morning. we need to destroy the artificial intelligence. all of it. thank
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Well well well, if it isn’t some more shit that sucks
December 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Well well well, if it isn’t some more shit that sucks
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Get out of here.
December 8, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Get out of here.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, Marvel, Disney Animated, or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, Marvel, Disney Animated, or Pixar.
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to