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Nick Fenton
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He/him. Lover of sports, music, animals, and joy. Hater of fascists.
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It's not Christmas on bluesky without a caked up snowperson of indeterminate gender.
She had dumps like a truck truck truck
December 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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a) without tooting my own horn (toot toot), I was *very good* at learning and applying the fundamentals of my position, as well as being able to coach others on how to learn them, which isn’t common even among guys who played

b) NFL ownership does not like Guys Who Are Progressive
Why don't the multi-million dollar organizations that are NFL teams seem to have someone on staff to tell them what you're able to quickly point out, watching a public feed, for free?
December 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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I know that's for trucity
The Chargers’ social team has no chill 😂

(via: Chargers)
December 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Asshole
Trump on the shooting at Brown University: “Things can happen”
December 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Seattle needs to be disbanded as a franchise, this is like watching the 70 year old grandpa at the Y dunking on Lebron
December 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.

The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
December 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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I absolutely love that Ravens defender holding the ball out to lateral like "I am way too big to keep running please god someone else take this"
December 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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I only want two things from Philip Rivers. Go win it all, or to get immediately and thoroughly pasted into oblivion
December 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Ok we'll give you the right to take your own life, so you'll at least have one choice left as we take everything else from you
December 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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This guy fucking sucks and I feel like is a person who will eventually try to kill me lmao
December 14, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Going out the way he came in 🫡
John Cena's final match is his first tapout loss since 2004 against Kurt Angle.

A smile and a tap on the way out.
December 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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I love John Cena. I could never hate him even though I was supposed to. I was an Attitude era fan and am supposed to hate the PG version of the WWE with him at the top but I always loved Cena. What a performer.
I haven’t watched wrestling regularly in more than a decade, never even really liked him. But damn this final Cena pop kinda had me choked up ngl
December 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Sis he needs u
December 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Just thought yall should know that “Spotify Wrapped” was created by a Black woman named Jewel Ham without giving her credit!
December 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Currently at the New York Young Republican’s annual gala, where the MC is 18-year-old streamer Matan Even.

Introduced as a “landlord activist,” he is singing the SpongeBob theme and bombing, to boos
December 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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It's almost 2026 and I'm fixing to watch Phillip Rivers sling the rock tomorrow. Shit in the world has clearly gone off the rails
December 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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also: gravy jones' locker
December 14, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Someone told us this week we shouldn’t bother with Bluesky. We protested. There’s a growing legion of soccer on the platform, we said 🤷🏼‍♂️. Help us prove them wrong. As thanks: Here’s recent work on our new stadium, Fort Wayne FC Park, which will have capacity of more than 9,000. FortWayneFC.com.
December 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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you're telling me a hand blew this glass?
December 14, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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I need a way to never hear about what Nate Silver is up to ever again
December 2, 2024 at 9:41 PM
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Every time you see the term "male loneliness" just replace it with "male immaturity" because that's the problem that needs solving, if anything
Men's loneliness is a complex issue that also leads into a larger loneliness problem for everybody! Men also have little solidarity and are encouraged to repress emotions from a young age. Extremism takes advantage of this! It's obvious!
December 14, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Drunkenly stumbled out of the sports book at the Wynn and wandered over to the $25 blackjack tables yelling HIT ME and punching himself in the face over and over
September 10, 2024 at 1:26 AM
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In my opinion the president shouldn't constantly be like "Holy shit did you guys see this?" and repeating a thing he kinda heard on TV. I don't think that should be mostly what the president does.
He issued a correction, proving why he needs to stfu and let the cops do their jobs.

It’s a a goddamned ongoing tragedy, not a reality TV show, primed for him to drop the big reveal.
December 13, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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I can guarantee you I definitely am not
December 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM