Twin Bridge Secret Neito
neito.us
Twin Bridge Secret Neito
@neito.us
I probably banned you from /r/anime // Panelist, con staff, Reddit Mod, and jerk // they/them // Discord: neito

In case you're trying to find me elsewhere, most of my things can be found at https://neito.crd.co.

Trans rights are human rights.
You're at Rei.

I need you at Asuka.
You’re at Scully.

I need you at Mulder.
You're at Lily Munster.

I need you at Morticia Addams.
November 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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I’m howling.
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
the best part of the modern internet is that because so much shit is paid for by patreon, you'll end this deep, interesting dive into something you never knew before and then see in the credits that it was partially sponsored by "bowsers giant gaping butthole" or some shit.
November 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
A YouTube video I'm watching just pronounced psyops as "peh-see-ops" and I need to lay down for a second.
November 7, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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I will support any New York mayoral candidate who admits bodegas are just convenience stores and everywhere in the world has them
November 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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All the good passwords must’ve been stolen by the British Museum
November 3, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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the password to the louvre surveillance server was "louvre"

www.thesocialpost.it/2025/11/02/f...
November 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Chainsaw Man is Never Gonna Score
October 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
October 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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October 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Nobody could have imagined the future world that would find this funny and why
October 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM
IDK why but still for me one of the weirder moments in terms of "things I didn't know that confused me to learn" is that there's lyrics for Hail to the Chief.
October 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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✨🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🐈‍⬛🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✨
chaos unleashed in record time
🔗👇
October 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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I Was Reborn In Another World With Mecha But Unfortunately For Them I Know What A Tank Is
October 1, 2025 at 6:58 PM
October 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Rucksack Battles is coming back?!?
October 2025 schedule:

9/28 - 10/6: A Flame in the Frosty Wind

10/7 - 10/14: Dread Barrage (Dark enemies)

10/15 - 10/22: Imagination Overdrive! (rerun)

10/15 - 10/22: Rucksack Battles

10/22 - 10/29: Records of the Ten (Seofon and Niyon)

10/29 - 11/6: Story event
October 1, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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It’s official: EA is going private.

The leveraged buyout will be financed by a staggering $20 billion of debt, which likely means some *aggressive* cost cutting is ahead for EA in the coming months and years.

www.businesswire.com/news/home/20...
www.businesswire.com
September 29, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Olamide Zaccheaus went for the jumping celebration with DJ Moore who didn't see him 😭🤣
September 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Experimental Post: Wiggler Wednesday
I have compiled a collection of obscure facts about Wiggler in Super Mario 64.
September 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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September 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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The reason I'm on bluesky and not twitter is that if I'm gonna post on a platform full of people who don't understand jokes, I'd prefer that they not also hate minorities and poor people
September 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Wait, what happened. I thought we were doing a civil war to eradicate the ideology of the shooter. What haaaaaaaaappened
September 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Yes that's correct. This is a photograph of a perfectly standard head stamp.
September 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Some MAGA whacko on chans: This is the Trantifa agenda inscribed right here on the bullet case! It says "L C O 1 0" which means "let's change our penis (the number 1 symbol) to a vagina (the number 0 symbol) and the (+) is them talking about children's surgery!!1!"

Editors: "Makes sense, run it."
September 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Imagine being such a piece of shit that more people are mourning a Japanese race horse that lost every single race over you.
September 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM