I love how you can have the most toxic dude bro you ever met and a lovely butch dyke and they’re wearing the same outfit
December 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I love how you can have the most toxic dude bro you ever met and a lovely butch dyke and they’re wearing the same outfit
They just broke out a Ronald Reagan piñata
December 6, 2025 at 2:49 AM
They just broke out a Ronald Reagan piñata
the single above the neck by sofia isella
December 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
the single above the neck by sofia isella
Help! I followed "24/7 Luigi Mangione Updates" and now my timeline is nothing but Luigi Mangione. My wife is cackling as I scroll as my timeline is filled with perfectly sculpted eyebrows
December 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Help! I followed "24/7 Luigi Mangione Updates" and now my timeline is nothing but Luigi Mangione. My wife is cackling as I scroll as my timeline is filled with perfectly sculpted eyebrows
I feel like it’s actually surprising, amongst all the sexually explicit hard left wing music I listen to, that I haven’t heard one, not one song about wanting to fuck Luigi Mangione
December 5, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I feel like it’s actually surprising, amongst all the sexually explicit hard left wing music I listen to, that I haven’t heard one, not one song about wanting to fuck Luigi Mangione
Help everyone I've been going down a code rabbithole and making exclamations like "There's the source of truth!" and August is sitting across the room giggling at me through their fingers
December 4, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Help everyone I've been going down a code rabbithole and making exclamations like "There's the source of truth!" and August is sitting across the room giggling at me through their fingers
Fun stories from code land. I'll explain!
December 4, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Fun stories from code land. I'll explain!
I don’t think anyone is prepared for the shitshow that’s going to go down when Donald Trump finally kicks it
December 4, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I don’t think anyone is prepared for the shitshow that’s going to go down when Donald Trump finally kicks it
I love how as soon as my cat hears the tiny rattle that the button on our laser pointer makes when you pick it up, her ears prick up and she comes running
December 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I love how as soon as my cat hears the tiny rattle that the button on our laser pointer makes when you pick it up, her ears prick up and she comes running
I feel like a total joke and then I remember I’m doing a webinar with NASA next week
December 4, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I feel like a total joke and then I remember I’m doing a webinar with NASA next week
(to the tune of Of Montreal) Bangor in the wintertime
December 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
(to the tune of Of Montreal) Bangor in the wintertime
Vibes-based invoicing
December 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Vibes-based invoicing
She did a little mrrow as she jumped up to sit with me
December 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
She did a little mrrow as she jumped up to sit with me
Had another dream where I was in the back seat of my dads car and he was being a dick to me. Kind of like my childhood!
December 3, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Had another dream where I was in the back seat of my dads car and he was being a dick to me. Kind of like my childhood!
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Update: Whole courtroom visibly moved and distressed by footage of Luigi Mangione being arrested. Much more so than by footage played of Brian Thompson being shot, to which there was no reaction from the courtroom.
December 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Update: Whole courtroom visibly moved and distressed by footage of Luigi Mangione being arrested. Much more so than by footage played of Brian Thompson being shot, to which there was no reaction from the courtroom.
I’m involved in ranking candidates for replacing my boss and I feel like such a big kid.
December 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I’m involved in ranking candidates for replacing my boss and I feel like such a big kid.
dang i love being transgender
December 2, 2025 at 4:49 PM
dang i love being transgender
My pervert wife bought a robotic clit sucker
December 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
My pervert wife bought a robotic clit sucker
Environmentalists in Boston are using my web platform to collect pictures of dog poop. I don't know why but they've collected 1,761 photos so far and since they're not concerned about the health of the dogs I think maybe they should just not?
November 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Environmentalists in Boston are using my web platform to collect pictures of dog poop. I don't know why but they've collected 1,761 photos so far and since they're not concerned about the health of the dogs I think maybe they should just not?
I don't know how many months it's been with us turning off the hot water underneath the sink because of the leaking faucet, but the landlord's finally come and now we have a hot new faucet that just WORKS and I feel like I am coming up in the world.
November 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I don't know how many months it's been with us turning off the hot water underneath the sink because of the leaking faucet, but the landlord's finally come and now we have a hot new faucet that just WORKS and I feel like I am coming up in the world.
I don't know where people are supposed to be getting all the money for all this Black Friday / Cyber Monday / Giving Tuesday stuff that people apparently do. I've never been financially stable enough to buy Christmas presents in anything but a haphazard way!
November 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I don't know where people are supposed to be getting all the money for all this Black Friday / Cyber Monday / Giving Tuesday stuff that people apparently do. I've never been financially stable enough to buy Christmas presents in anything but a haphazard way!
I was raised on these streets
November 30, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I was raised on these streets
At least my landlord didn’t seem to notice the glass dab piece next to the stereo. Talk about something that looks sketchy
November 30, 2025 at 12:38 AM
At least my landlord didn’t seem to notice the glass dab piece next to the stereo. Talk about something that looks sketchy