Neal
@neal55.bsky.social
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Laughed too much at this.
Just saw Melania at the cinema. Michael Sheen is once again mesmeric!
January 30, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Laughed too much at this.
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40 years ago....
Never forgotten.
Never forgotten.
January 4, 2026 at 10:24 AM
40 years ago....
Never forgotten.
Never forgotten.
Hey, @fifaclubworldcup.bsky.social you might want to get that peace prize back.
January 3, 2026 at 10:15 AM
Hey, @fifaclubworldcup.bsky.social you might want to get that peace prize back.
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VERY IMPORTANT PLEASE SHARE: There are many (well meaning) people who say they are getting screen-shots of GrOk AI sexual images of children to forward to authorities. THIS IS ILLEGAL.
It is NOT a defence to download (screenshot) or share any such image that you were doing it in order to stop it.
It is NOT a defence to download (screenshot) or share any such image that you were doing it in order to stop it.
January 2, 2026 at 3:59 PM
VERY IMPORTANT PLEASE SHARE: There are many (well meaning) people who say they are getting screen-shots of GrOk AI sexual images of children to forward to authorities. THIS IS ILLEGAL.
It is NOT a defence to download (screenshot) or share any such image that you were doing it in order to stop it.
It is NOT a defence to download (screenshot) or share any such image that you were doing it in order to stop it.
Hiowa Iowa is just making me giggle. Hillinous Illinous is a close second.
Not many people know that Hannah Montana has 49 other alter egos, such as Horegon Oregon, Helaware Delaware, Hexas Texas and Hawaii Hawaii.
January 1, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Hiowa Iowa is just making me giggle. Hillinous Illinous is a close second.
This is how religions start.
The next couple of weeks are tedious having to wish everyone a happy new year. I might create a superstition, if you say it after the 1st, for the following year, everytime you walk through a door your sleeve will get stuck on the handle.
January 1, 2026 at 10:09 AM
This is how religions start.
“Avatars? We don’t need no stinking Avatars!”
“I’m mad as hell, and I’m not gonna take it Avatar”
What’s everyone’s favourite Avatar quote?
Mine is:
“Avatars? Where we’re going, we don’t need avatars
Mine is:
“Avatars? Where we’re going, we don’t need avatars
December 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
“Avatars? We don’t need no stinking Avatars!”
He's got a busy few days...
December 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
He's got a busy few days...
In case the Martains come back.
Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower
December 21, 2025 at 10:38 AM
In case the Martains come back.
A man of principles and courage. Many others can learn from this example.
Very sad that I felt I had no choice but to resign from The Infinite Monkey Cage - a victory for the transphobes and other bigots - I did it because so much of the media has chosen to believe the kind and empathetic people are a fiction - they are real and so often unrepresented.
December 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
A man of principles and courage. Many others can learn from this example.
Oh gods, yes.
Any time it's within 400 days of Halloween it's valid to post pictures of Veronica Lake in I Married A Witch.
December 7, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Oh gods, yes.
I'm glad Trump got a (fake (I bet he doesn't call it fake news)) peace prize from FIFA; perhaps he'll shut the fuck up about getting a real one now. It would only be funnier if the NFL gave him one. His orange, pus-filled zit of a head would explode trying to reconcile that.
December 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I'm glad Trump got a (fake (I bet he doesn't call it fake news)) peace prize from FIFA; perhaps he'll shut the fuck up about getting a real one now. It would only be funnier if the NFL gave him one. His orange, pus-filled zit of a head would explode trying to reconcile that.
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It's been a while, but so has everything.
CRIMEFACE EPISODE 8 IS HERE
shows.acast.com/crimeface/ep...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...
on.soundcloud.com/bbhCT7W43V7E...
CRIMEFACE EPISODE 8 IS HERE
shows.acast.com/crimeface/ep...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...
on.soundcloud.com/bbhCT7W43V7E...
Crimeface 8 | Crimeface
Crime is Moneycrime
shows.acast.com
December 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
It's been a while, but so has everything.
CRIMEFACE EPISODE 8 IS HERE
shows.acast.com/crimeface/ep...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...
on.soundcloud.com/bbhCT7W43V7E...
CRIMEFACE EPISODE 8 IS HERE
shows.acast.com/crimeface/ep...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...
on.soundcloud.com/bbhCT7W43V7E...
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I will be performing a solo show at Colchester Art Centre at 11am this SUNDAY - it is in aid of @samaritans.bsky.social - please spread the word - tickets here
www.redlionbooks.co.uk/product/poet...
www.redlionbooks.co.uk/product/poet...
November 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I will be performing a solo show at Colchester Art Centre at 11am this SUNDAY - it is in aid of @samaritans.bsky.social - please spread the word - tickets here
www.redlionbooks.co.uk/product/poet...
www.redlionbooks.co.uk/product/poet...
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Hammer horror fans—here’s Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing in their last photo together.
November 1, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Hammer horror fans—here’s Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing in their last photo together.
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
October 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
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Coming soon: SILLINESS
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
BBC Radio Wales - The Abergele Files
Dennis Babb and Lee Cushion (Bravo Two Charlies) are now private detectives.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 15, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Coming soon: SILLINESS
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
This should be rather good.
You like chuckling don’t you? Well the first instalment of my new sketch comedy podcast with Kathryn Haywood is now available wherever you get your podcasts. 17 minutes of fun and there’ll be another one next week whether you like it or not. But you will like it. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
October 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
This should be rather good.
So we're doing the clever, witty, Halloween-pun names this October? Anyone? No? Thank fuck for that. Idiots.
October 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
So we're doing the clever, witty, Halloween-pun names this October? Anyone? No? Thank fuck for that. Idiots.
This needs to happen.
As a teaser trailer for the next episode of POTOm, here's a teaser trailer for Denis Villeneuve's big screen adaptation of The Goodies.
on.soundcloud.com/8k6ciHFUdMaA...
on.soundcloud.com/8k6ciHFUdMaA...
The Goodies Movie teaser trailer
no
soundcloud.com
August 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
This needs to happen.
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Fucking awesome. With a few blasts of red spray paint you can turn the English flag into the Dead Kennedys logo
As the band said: Nazi punks, fuck off!
As the band said: Nazi punks, fuck off!
August 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Fucking awesome. With a few blasts of red spray paint you can turn the English flag into the Dead Kennedys logo
As the band said: Nazi punks, fuck off!
As the band said: Nazi punks, fuck off!
*** The Scotsman.
Yesterday I had a really lovely Fringe experience - a bus was having a right-of-way standoff with a Ferrari on Candlemaker Row. Neither would yield to the other. Everyone spectating was utterly united in who we thought was at fault. It was glorious.
August 17, 2025 at 8:30 AM
*** The Scotsman.
A tear in my eye and an unneccessary consonant in my mouth.
August 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
A tear in my eye and an unneccessary consonant in my mouth.
That is basically life.
It's really jarring how many pop songs are 'i fancy you, we should bang, why won't you let me bang you, please let me bang you'
July 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
That is basically life.