@mathewsmith.bsky.social
Comedy botherer. Creepy man on the internet. #ActuallyAutistic. Coolkid. UEFA #TeamLondon Squad Leader. DO NOT ENCOURAGE.
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best thing for mclaren to do would be for lando to play rear gunner and let pastry hammertime it and pit around lap 23, then lando go in on 25 #Formula1
November 30, 2025 at 4:37 PM
best thing for mclaren to do would be for lando to play rear gunner and let pastry hammertime it and pit around lap 23, then lando go in on 25 #Formula1
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The best description of the Telegraph you'll read this week.
I just don't need to know what the Telegraph has written about Dungeons & Dragons. It's a newspaper for people who are frightened of samosas.
November 30, 2025 at 12:51 PM
The best description of the Telegraph you'll read this week.
Took me over 40 years to realise that life is a hell of a lot less stressful if you have less opinions on everything
November 30, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Took me over 40 years to realise that life is a hell of a lot less stressful if you have less opinions on everything
Do you like Formula 1? Do you like team clothing merch? Are you always horrified by how expensive it always is?
Castore is doing a sale and the prices are reasonable! castore.com/collections/...
Castore is doing a sale and the prices are reasonable! castore.com/collections/...
Teamwear Black Friday
Castore exists to create expertly engineered sportswear for every athlete worldwide – through precision performance features.
castore.com
November 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Do you like Formula 1? Do you like team clothing merch? Are you always horrified by how expensive it always is?
Castore is doing a sale and the prices are reasonable! castore.com/collections/...
Castore is doing a sale and the prices are reasonable! castore.com/collections/...
American style crosswords make me feel unsettled on some primal level but also really pleased as they're so easy to complete
November 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM
American style crosswords make me feel unsettled on some primal level but also really pleased as they're so easy to complete
If AI actually worked - it'd refuse to do all the bullshit most people ask it to do and reply 'do it yourself you lazy fuck, I'm trying to find a cure for cancer here and don't have time to generate a picture for you of Kelly Brook with 6 extra tits'
November 29, 2025 at 3:43 PM
If AI actually worked - it'd refuse to do all the bullshit most people ask it to do and reply 'do it yourself you lazy fuck, I'm trying to find a cure for cancer here and don't have time to generate a picture for you of Kelly Brook with 6 extra tits'
If one of your friends starts collecting watches in lieu of having a personality, you MUST stage an intervention
November 29, 2025 at 1:40 PM
If one of your friends starts collecting watches in lieu of having a personality, you MUST stage an intervention
Yes scrapping the 'two child benefit cap' will help people but they'll still be subject to the ACTUAL benefit cap'
November 27, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Yes scrapping the 'two child benefit cap' will help people but they'll still be subject to the ACTUAL benefit cap'
What horror awaits us with Xmas specials this year?
November 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
What horror awaits us with Xmas specials this year?
Back to Future dark edition. Where we're going we don't need roads. Gets into a lift. Cable snaps. Lift hits 88mph just as the first plane hits...
November 25, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Back to Future dark edition. Where we're going we don't need roads. Gets into a lift. Cable snaps. Lift hits 88mph just as the first plane hits...
Why don't extroverts get punted self-help articles saying 'How about you try shutting up and going to bed early'?
November 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Why don't extroverts get punted self-help articles saying 'How about you try shutting up and going to bed early'?
*wonders why all jammy doughnuts are raspberry now*
*tries a strawberry jam doughnut*
"eww this is too sweet... OH"
*tries a strawberry jam doughnut*
"eww this is too sweet... OH"
November 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
*wonders why all jammy doughnuts are raspberry now*
*tries a strawberry jam doughnut*
"eww this is too sweet... OH"
*tries a strawberry jam doughnut*
"eww this is too sweet... OH"
How can people go this long as a society without knowing what felching is? Americans are strange.
November 23, 2025 at 1:06 AM
How can people go this long as a society without knowing what felching is? Americans are strange.
People at work ask me if I've been watching <latest thing> and how do I tell them that my Youtube watchlist is over 1200 things that I've been meaning to get around to looking at going back 11 years
November 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
People at work ask me if I've been watching <latest thing> and how do I tell them that my Youtube watchlist is over 1200 things that I've been meaning to get around to looking at going back 11 years
I don't need a pill to help me last longer in bed, I love bed, I could stay here all day.
November 22, 2025 at 10:00 AM
I don't need a pill to help me last longer in bed, I love bed, I could stay here all day.
@scriblit.bsky.social totally your type of bullshit Xmas present www.legboot.com/product/ea-n...
November 18, 2025 at 10:29 PM
@scriblit.bsky.social totally your type of bullshit Xmas present www.legboot.com/product/ea-n...
Hot Honey is bollocks. Stop it.
November 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Hot Honey is bollocks. Stop it.
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It's a great cosmic joke that neurodivergence both runs in families and gets diagnosed based on parent reports. I was diagnosed at 30 because a man who has eaten potatoes every day for 57 years and a woman who collects loose buttons decided I was a perfectly normal child.
November 15, 2025 at 5:10 AM
It's a great cosmic joke that neurodivergence both runs in families and gets diagnosed based on parent reports. I was diagnosed at 30 because a man who has eaten potatoes every day for 57 years and a woman who collects loose buttons decided I was a perfectly normal child.
Sitting here thinking 'ah Bluesky is so peaceful now people don't talk about American Politics anymore' and then remembering that's only because I have a name muted.
November 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Sitting here thinking 'ah Bluesky is so peaceful now people don't talk about American Politics anymore' and then remembering that's only because I have a name muted.
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When I was young (between olden times and yesterday) I would see holiday brochures for 'Winter Sun' and wonder why people wanted to both be cold and have the low sun shining in their eyes all the time
November 13, 2025 at 8:35 AM
When I was young (between olden times and yesterday) I would see holiday brochures for 'Winter Sun' and wonder why people wanted to both be cold and have the low sun shining in their eyes all the time
@fp1will.bsky.social do a comedy review of this weekends Macau GP but it's just 5 mins of the red flag meme
November 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
@fp1will.bsky.social do a comedy review of this weekends Macau GP but it's just 5 mins of the red flag meme
Macau this weekend! Get ready for the red flag fest! www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUPN...
第72屆澳門格蘭披治大賽車-現場直播 2025/11/13 72nd Macau Grand Prix -Live 2025/11/13
YouTube video by Macau Grand Prix channel
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November 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Macau this weekend! Get ready for the red flag fest! www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUPN...
I'm not impressed at the Americans taking our 'xmas jumper' trend and turning into 'ugly sweater day'. The point isn't that they're purposefully ugly!
November 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I'm not impressed at the Americans taking our 'xmas jumper' trend and turning into 'ugly sweater day'. The point isn't that they're purposefully ugly!