Paul Litchfield
@paullitchfield.bsky.social
Might be a comedian. May be a writer. Could be an actor. Mostly a cloyingly charming doofus.
Advent Calendar Day 6.
Picture of a laminated tongue.
Chocolate roadkill.
Picture of a laminated tongue.
Chocolate roadkill.
December 6, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Advent Calendar Day 6.
Picture of a laminated tongue.
Chocolate roadkill.
Picture of a laminated tongue.
Chocolate roadkill.
Reposted by Paul Litchfield
Advent Calendar Day 5.
Picture of a drunk cable car.
Chocolate throbbing.
Picture of a drunk cable car.
Chocolate throbbing.
December 5, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Advent Calendar Day 5.
Picture of a drunk cable car.
Chocolate throbbing.
Picture of a drunk cable car.
Chocolate throbbing.
Advent Calendar Day 4.
Picture of a volcanoes Aunt.
Chocolate dossier.
Picture of a volcanoes Aunt.
Chocolate dossier.
December 4, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Advent Calendar Day 4.
Picture of a volcanoes Aunt.
Chocolate dossier.
Picture of a volcanoes Aunt.
Chocolate dossier.
Reposted by Paul Litchfield
December 2, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Advent Calendar Day 3.
Picture of a neon embezzler.
Chocolate wallop.
Picture of a neon embezzler.
Chocolate wallop.
December 3, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Advent Calendar Day 3.
Picture of a neon embezzler.
Chocolate wallop.
Picture of a neon embezzler.
Chocolate wallop.
Reposted by Paul Litchfield
It's been a while, but so has everything.
CRIMEFACE EPISODE 8 IS HERE
shows.acast.com/crimeface/ep...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...
on.soundcloud.com/bbhCT7W43V7E...
CRIMEFACE EPISODE 8 IS HERE
shows.acast.com/crimeface/ep...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...
on.soundcloud.com/bbhCT7W43V7E...
Crimeface 8 | Crimeface
Crime is Moneycrime
shows.acast.com
December 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
It's been a while, but so has everything.
CRIMEFACE EPISODE 8 IS HERE
shows.acast.com/crimeface/ep...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...
on.soundcloud.com/bbhCT7W43V7E...
CRIMEFACE EPISODE 8 IS HERE
shows.acast.com/crimeface/ep...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...
on.soundcloud.com/bbhCT7W43V7E...
Reposted by Paul Litchfield
The imaginative fauna from Vorja Sánchez's Abyssal Bestiarium.
Vorja Sánchez is a Barcelona-based, full-time artist renowned for his intricate, dreamlike compositions inspired by nature.
Each little creature is lifelike with a natural sense of melancholy.
#illustration #art #imaginative #fantasy
Vorja Sánchez is a Barcelona-based, full-time artist renowned for his intricate, dreamlike compositions inspired by nature.
Each little creature is lifelike with a natural sense of melancholy.
#illustration #art #imaginative #fantasy
December 2, 2025 at 8:58 AM
The imaginative fauna from Vorja Sánchez's Abyssal Bestiarium.
Vorja Sánchez is a Barcelona-based, full-time artist renowned for his intricate, dreamlike compositions inspired by nature.
Each little creature is lifelike with a natural sense of melancholy.
#illustration #art #imaginative #fantasy
Vorja Sánchez is a Barcelona-based, full-time artist renowned for his intricate, dreamlike compositions inspired by nature.
Each little creature is lifelike with a natural sense of melancholy.
#illustration #art #imaginative #fantasy
My nickname at school.
December 2, 2025 at 11:57 AM
My nickname at school.
Reposted by Paul Litchfield
Crimeface 8
Podcast Episode · Crimeface · 01/12/2025 · 42m
podcasts.apple.com
December 1, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Well the British Public are Wrongy Mcwrongface.
British public’s verdict is in: Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
British public’s verdict is in: Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
Survey also reveals Britons’ favourite festive film, views on tear-jerkers and family cinema trips
When Macaulay Culkin recently said he didn’t consider Die Hard to be a Christmas film – wading into one of pop culture’s most heated holiday debates – he was booed by a live audience.
But it looks like the British people are behind the actor, with a survey revealing that Home Alone is the UK’s favourite festive film, while Die Hard has officially been voted not a Christmas movie. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 2, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Well the British Public are Wrongy Mcwrongface.
Great pre Christmas shop at Aldi.
Holly flavoured ham.
Foggy pudding.
Halloween Pie.
Wombat oil.
Easter Island meat.
Chocolate Ankles.
Parsnip hats.
Investigated gravy.
Edible Pens.
Pretty petty pois.
Daughter’s Only Bread.
Cliff onions.
Jowl assortment.
Holly flavoured ham.
Foggy pudding.
Halloween Pie.
Wombat oil.
Easter Island meat.
Chocolate Ankles.
Parsnip hats.
Investigated gravy.
Edible Pens.
Pretty petty pois.
Daughter’s Only Bread.
Cliff onions.
Jowl assortment.
December 2, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Great pre Christmas shop at Aldi.
Holly flavoured ham.
Foggy pudding.
Halloween Pie.
Wombat oil.
Easter Island meat.
Chocolate Ankles.
Parsnip hats.
Investigated gravy.
Edible Pens.
Pretty petty pois.
Daughter’s Only Bread.
Cliff onions.
Jowl assortment.
Holly flavoured ham.
Foggy pudding.
Halloween Pie.
Wombat oil.
Easter Island meat.
Chocolate Ankles.
Parsnip hats.
Investigated gravy.
Edible Pens.
Pretty petty pois.
Daughter’s Only Bread.
Cliff onions.
Jowl assortment.
Farage. Jackal. Laughter track.
December 2, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Farage. Jackal. Laughter track.
I still play Local Hero: Acre by Acre on the PS3!
Just booted up Star Wars: Rogue Squadron on the N64 for a quick go. It’s still excellent. The biggest thrill is that it’s one of the few video game experiences where you get to play as Denis Lawson.
December 2, 2025 at 10:48 AM
I still play Local Hero: Acre by Acre on the PS3!
Advent Calendar Day 2.
Picture of ceramic brothel.
Chocolate grudge.
Picture of ceramic brothel.
Chocolate grudge.
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Advent Calendar Day 2.
Picture of ceramic brothel.
Chocolate grudge.
Picture of ceramic brothel.
Chocolate grudge.
I’m feeling festive.
December 1, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I’m feeling festive.
Advent Calendar Day 1.
Picture of a Bauhaus crab.
Chocolate whiplash.
Picture of a Bauhaus crab.
Chocolate whiplash.
December 1, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Advent Calendar Day 1.
Picture of a Bauhaus crab.
Chocolate whiplash.
Picture of a Bauhaus crab.
Chocolate whiplash.
Fucking big bells. Wes Anderson cocktail. Bond at the Royal Albert Hall.
November 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Fucking big bells. Wes Anderson cocktail. Bond at the Royal Albert Hall.
It is with a heavy heart that I take down the Budget Tree and Bunting.
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 PM
It is with a heavy heart that I take down the Budget Tree and Bunting.
Museum. Cocktails. Jazz. Dosas.
November 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Museum. Cocktails. Jazz. Dosas.
Reposted by Paul Litchfield
I wasn't expecting to wake up to @paullitchfield.bsky.social's dulcet tones this morning and I suspect you weren't either but here we are.
Here it is in all its glory
youtu.be/GlLw9jXT-Gc?...
youtu.be/GlLw9jXT-Gc?...
November 19, 2025 at 7:46 AM
I wasn't expecting to wake up to @paullitchfield.bsky.social's dulcet tones this morning and I suspect you weren't either but here we are.
Greenwich gander.
November 15, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Greenwich gander.
Revamped the living room.
November 13, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Revamped the living room.
Cocktail, Skate, Shard and Dinner.
November 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Cocktail, Skate, Shard and Dinner.
Reposted by Paul Litchfield
WARLOCK with Paul Litchfield | Smersh Pod
shows.acast.com
October 28, 2025 at 8:28 AM