myowncupoftea.bsky.social
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You do NOT need to watch it. At all. It's instant PTSD. You watching does nothing. Save your mental heath.
January 24, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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You gotta protect your hearts today.
Settings > Content and Media > Autoplay Video and GIFs

Turn it off, now.
January 24, 2026 at 4:04 PM
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January 21, 2026 at 1:43 PM
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stunning, am stunned, like when you hit your head on a doorframe, just stunned
Trump to Davos: "Without us, right now you'd all be speaking German and a little Japanese perhaps. After the war, we gave Greenland back to Denmark. How stupid were we to do that? But we did it. But how ungrateful are they now?"
January 21, 2026 at 2:13 PM
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The clinic: oh all the cats just sleep and don’t really come out of their little boxes

My cat every time I check the live stream: face pressed up against the glass screaming at the top of his lungs
January 20, 2026 at 10:40 PM
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I love Brian Bilston's poetry and this one absolutely hits home.
January 18, 2026 at 10:32 AM
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Flower Shop 🌻🌷🌹
#pixelart #ドット絵
January 16, 2026 at 2:59 PM
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Slay the Spire post. (See alt text for details but this is basically just bullying the final boss)
January 17, 2026 at 10:42 AM
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The Reform pitch is increasingly “the last government was terrible, so we’ve hired everyone who was in it”.
January 15, 2026 at 4:50 PM
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RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
January 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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"I yield!" the dragon cried at last.

It crawled away, leaving the way to its lair open to the knight.

"Princess!" he called out. "I've come to bring you back!"

A figure emerged from the cave, wearing an odd mix of armour parts, and carrying a pollaxe.

"Fuck you," the princess growled. "Make me!"
January 11, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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The Cardiff Lions do an annual Drag Rugby charity match for children’s charities and it’s as beautiful as you imagined
January 10, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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Immediately burst into tears.
i don’t know if rowlf singing “what a wonderful world” to a sleeping puppy is soothing or lie-on-the-floor-and-sob heartbreaking. maybe it’s both. i think I needed both.
January 5, 2026 at 11:34 AM
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It would have been Bernard Cribbins' 97th birthday today.
My class made a video to go with his 'Right, Said Fred' and I gave him a copy.
He asked for the names of every child involved.
A couple.of weeks later, the school received a box of goodies and handwritten notes for every child.
A legend.
December 29, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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“The last-minute christmas rush at the bookshop.” - my latest cartoon for @theguardian.com books
December 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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“I trust my immune system. I don’t need a vaccine.”

Ok, I trust mine to protect me too. Which is why I trained it extensively on what the virus looks like so it can handle it.

Boxers don’t enter the ring without a plan. It’s the punch you don’t see coming that knocks you out.
December 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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It's a lovely 6th Day of Christmas at my true love's house, and you are six horrible geese
December 21, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Had a silly idea on the drive home from a carolling gig and now it's a one-page game you can print out and fold into a Christmas card.

Work together to keep Rudolph from joining in your reindeer games before that smug prick ruins yet another delivery run in: Exclude Rudolph
Exclude Rudolph by Michellicopter
A festive one-pager disguised as a christmas card
michellicopter.itch.io
December 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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I think about this gif a lot
a cat wearing a christmas tree hat is sitting on the floor
ALT: a cat wearing a christmas tree hat is sitting on the floor
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December 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Christmas kitty 🐈🎄
#illustration #cats #xmas
December 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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😂
The older I get, the better I understand the whole maiden-mother-crone thing, because past a certain age you do simply become the experienced witch.
December 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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The image I plan to show while discussing the GenAI policy for my winter term undergraduate gravitation/cosmology course. You may infer what said policy might be.
December 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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This was my biggest tweet over in the bad place. It will live here now. 🧙‍♀️🎄
December 11, 2024 at 2:40 AM
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This is giving unmistakable "argument in the car on the way home" vibes and Sam is going to lose so, so badly.
Does anyone wanna see a really good Getty image of Rita Moreno and Sam The Eagle having dinner in 1979?
December 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM