🥨 Mr. Salty 🥨
mrsalty.bsky.social
🥨 Mr. Salty 🥨
@mrsalty.bsky.social
He/they. Bi. Author. Christian socialist. Erstwhile TTRPG dev. Cat liker. Sonic trash. Current fixations include but not limited to IDW Star Trek and Dimension 20.
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I have a whole thesis on the governing ethos of the Times and similar as 'weakly held liberalism' - people immersed in a liberal social context without any genuine belief or principle backing it up, who thus idealize conservatism as authentic and strong.
I honestly think a lot of it is that the NYT crowd really are the 'coastal elites' everyone complains about, so they went to find the Minnesota working class they expected: old, white and racist.

It never occurred to them to look for communities that didn't look like that.
January 23, 2026 at 5:24 PM
At this point I'm left to conclude that his head did actually just do that.

I'd be surprised if it didn't, after all that.
someone in discord once asked me to try to summarize jfk's assorted medical problems from memory
January 23, 2026 at 6:40 PM
I found myself stricken ill and beset with dark dreams. Hoping this foul, black elixir with an improunceable name will solve what ails me. What could go wrong?
January 23, 2026 at 3:16 AM
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January 22, 2026 at 7:55 AM
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Muppet an R rated movie:
January 22, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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January 22, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Newest JJK is a truly *lavish* adaptation of one of the most cathartic sequences from the manga. Absolute cinema.
January 22, 2026 at 11:22 PM
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She refused to give the Posting Presidency the Content their degenerate fans crave so they faked it by digitally stripping Armstrong of her dignity. Emblematic, really.
January 22, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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Yanukovych regime ass behavior like a month before maidan
🚨"Theyr're dumping people in the woods" - Medical workers are flagging potential cases of federal agents releasing injured detainees in the most inhumane method possible. LIVE NOW⬇️
January 22, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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Reminder that RFK Jr. isn't simply indifferent to viruses running wild in the absence of vaccines.

There is good evidence to believe that he doesn't think viruses and germs even EXIST. He likely subscribes to "miasma theory", which is basically the health version of being a flat earther.
January 22, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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We need a strog, clear voice in opposition to Trump.

We do NOT need the opposition voice to be that of a bigot, making gay innuendos, attacking trans people, and gleefully tearing apart homeless encampments.

In addition to everything else, consider this a Gavin Newsome hate account
The most dangerous place in the world is between a straight liberal and an opportunity to call someone a faggot
Newsom shows off knee pads for CEOs 'selling out' to the Trump administration
January 22, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Adding it to the middle because it's too good not to:

"Shadow the Hedgehog of the Colossus"
Improve a game title by adding "The Hedgehog" at the end
January 22, 2026 at 1:14 PM
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it's really interesting to me how 'better call saul' ends up arguing that, however one personally feels about jimmy, kim, or their clients, the methods they deploy are basically the only rational reaction to the criminal justice system as it currently exists
January 22, 2026 at 1:55 AM
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I just saw this and it feels like an appropriate mantra for these trying times

stay hard, brothers (inclusive)
January 22, 2026 at 12:26 AM
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Incapable of understanding how "abolish ICE" was silly but arresting 5 year olds is public policy
January 22, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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If you’re a grown ass man in full tactical gear asking a child to show you ID or proof of citizenship you failed at life. Utterly & completely failed. Loser.
January 21, 2026 at 9:20 PM
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abolish ice but also the entirety of DHS. They were founded in the xenophobia/kleptocracy patriot act spree of 2002 and never should have existed to begin with.
January 21, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Not really a narrative game per se, but I feel very strongly that the lack of urgency/a time limit was a big part of why I loved Pikmin 1 but bounced off Pikmin 2.

Pikmin 1 was a game that ran on the dopamine rush of a well-executed plan; without a real penalty for failure that is less rewarding
This is one of those things that is ultimately a result of player preference, rather than a design shortcoming. Gamers *hate* timers in narrative games. Absolutely hate them
games almost never manage the illusion of time well, in fairness, see Baldur's Gate 3.
January 21, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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they could have called misandry 'misterogyny', they really dropped the ball there
January 21, 2026 at 7:36 PM
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Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it

Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
January 21, 2026 at 2:36 PM
I don't love every choice the Amazon Fallout show makes with the setting and lore, but doubling and tripling down on "Vault-Tec are the devil" was absolutely a good call.
January 21, 2026 at 5:16 PM
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No I wouldn't! There's lots of countries that elect guys to do war crimes and I don't hate the people of any of those countries because I'm not a bad person! That's just another kind of deranged nationalism and talking like it's inevitable reinforces the problems that got us here!
This man is talking about stealing a country at gunpoint from nations the US is allied with. Of course Europeans hate us. You would feel the same way if you were in their place. American voters put this man in power, he didn’t seize it this time.
January 21, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Pretty excited for the Chaotix audio drama, not just because it's nice to see Vector et al do... anything outside of the IDW comics, but also because it signals a willingness on Sega's part to use Sonic characters in experimental, narrative-driven ways.

Huge change from the 2007-2018 bad old days.
January 21, 2026 at 3:21 PM
The galling thing is that even if you ignore, as others have pointed out, that the pastor was in fact acting field director of ICE in that area, these goons have absolutely no problem brutalizing clergy when they stand against them. We have mountains of documentation of that fact.
VAN SUSTEREN: The church -- that's a particularly troubling issue because you got a pastor, I purposely didn't name it, he's reportedly associated with ICE

NOEM: Thank you for not naming him. People don't realize that when you keep naming someone over and over, you increase the threats against them
January 21, 2026 at 2:32 PM