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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 12d

Just heard about Youtube paying Trump 24.5 million to settle. Guess where you can no longer watch the ‘Noel Casler Podcast’. You can view it commercial free on Patreon moving forward, I’ll lift the ‘members only’ paywall and make it available free. www.patreon.com/posts/139517...

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'Waiting for Columbus'

Imagine being Native American and living in harmony with the land for thousands of years and creating a beautiful and rich culture that honored the relationship and value of all living things in the n...

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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 9h

I’m usually pretty skeptical of anything Trump says but his post about Biden’s FBI placing 274 agents in the crowd on Jan 6th is scary, if it’s true the sitting POTUS at the time needs a one way ticket to GITMO, am I right, MAGA?

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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 10h

I hope that somebody is figuring out a way to prevent Trump from immediately taking a picture with the released Israeli hostages smiling and giving his thumbs up. He is traveling to the Middle East for this purpose, make no mistake about the optics.

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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 10h

“The fact that we are even talking about Trump winning the Nobel Peace Prize feels indicative of mass psychosis. The cowardly reprobate spent most of his adult life sexually assaulting women and girls and breaking the laws of business, morality and democracy.” open.substack.com/pub/noelcasl...

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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 2d

You would think the Nobel Peace Prize was made out of 13 year-old girls the way Trump wants one so bad.

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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 2d

We should just call him Bill Burrka now.

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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 2d

The brave Secretary of War who had US service members literally rolling out the red carpet for Putin will now have them cleaning toilets on a Qatari Airforce base in Idaho. You think operational maintenance and housekeeping isn’t part of the deal Kushner cut? America First, baby.

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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 2d

Pro Tip: If Vladimir Putin says you deserve the Nobel Peace Prize you DO NOT deserve the Nobel Peace Prize.

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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 2d

The fact that we are even talking about Trump winning the Nobel Peace Prize feels indicative of mass psychosis. The dude spent most of his adult life sexually assaulting women, girls and breaking the laws of business, morality and democracy. He is the most unpeaceful cunt ever.

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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 2d

It’s ironic that Trump is receiving his government subsidized healthcare while MAGA shuts down our country to take away healthcare from millions. Got email this week that my plan thru NY State of Health will end next July. As a freelancer ACA was a blessing these last 15 years.

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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 2d

‘They used limestone, I would have gotten them Carrara…and put in an escalator, and a steakhouse. What’s up with Cleopatra?’

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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 2d

Trump’s at Walter Reed today for a ‘semi-annual physical’: ‘Person, Woman, Camera, TV, Can You Believe I Didn’t Get the Nobel Prize, Doc?’

‘Hey, I’m going to Egypt, looking forward to meeting King Tut, he likes gold, some say as much as I do…I could have built those pyramids’

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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 3d

‘Big Vinnie or Little Vinnie?’

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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 3d

‘We’re calling it Columbus Day again’ feels like a consolation prize for Yankees fans. ‘Fugehdaboutit, Nona’s gonna make some gravy and meatballs, cousin Sal is bringing the gabbaghoul-the good sh*t from Hoboken, Vinnie’s almost off parole…’

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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 6d

I heard that Trump is threatening to enact the Incontinent Act but I guess it Depends.

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Shannypie @shannypie.bsky.social · 6d

Noel has the receipts. He’s a necessary follow and tells it like it is. Check it out.
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'Bad Company'

Another unprecedented week has come to pass in the United States.

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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 7d

Pro Tip: POTUS that respect our service members don’t leave them standing around for an hour just because they can. Guys who only see them as props do that, Trump would disown one of his own kids if they joined the armed services. He wouldn’t invite wounded vets to ‘CA’ finales.

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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 7d

“I have seen Trump palling around with folks who have gone to prison for dealing drugs - they were his guests at after parties. His own son, Don Jr., consumes enough cocaine to prop up the Bolivian economy in perpetuity.”

Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 7d

“Trump appeared as unwell and unstable as any leader in history - my caution to you is that he has the potential to be much worse than any despots who have come before.” open.substack.com/pub/noelcasl...

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Another unprecedented week has come to pass in the United States.

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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 7d

I believe Jeff Bezos has owned the footage since 2022 thru his acquisition of MGM, which had it thru Mark Burnett. Last I heard it was buried in a vault somewhere. NBC was always just the most predator friendly of the networks IMHO so Trump may have a soft spot. We shot the first CA Finale at SNL 8H

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Old Uncle Dave 🐸 @olduncledave.bsky.social · 7d

Another excellent Sunday essay from @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social
"I have observed Trump since the 80s and have experience with him going back to the 90s: his mantra has always been ‘Fuck you, stop me’.
So far nobody has - and we, as a nation, need to wake up and fix that soon."

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Another unprecedented week has come to pass in the United States.

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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 7d

'Bad Company'

Another unprecedented week has come to pass in the United States.

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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 9d

MSNBC is just atrociously bad reporting, it’s like half-informed podcast hosts. Lutnick didn’t just ‘happen’ to be Epstein’s neighbor, he bought his townhouse in a deal brokered by Jeffrey’s own brother, and has deep ties w/Trump fundraising re:Epstein’s former clients. Bill Barr all up in mix too.

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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 9d

Gonna re-up this since today is the 7th anniversary of the murder of Jamal Khashoggi by MBS who has his first annual comedy festival underway right now. Bet it kills.

Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 10d

I too had been critical of sell out bro comics taking money from a murderous thug and state sponsor of terrorism and brutal human rights oppression until I heard they ‘got a f*cking Chili’s over here’ where do I sign up, MBS?

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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 10d

‘Russ Vought takes no pleasure in dismantling federal agencies & firing thousands of government employees. Pleasure is the playground of mortals, Russell feels the orgasm of the gods when he forces his CT townie geek scepter into the heart of democracy, then orders up Nardelli’s’

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