Chris Larkin
@mostimpressive.bsky.social
Fae king consort, aka Mr. Pie Fairy at thepiefairy.com. Latchkey adult. Aspiring fake sports journalist. I am my own imaginary friend.
Soccer Question: for the next Union Omaha match versus Charlotte, can I bring a "DOMINATE THE CLT!" sign or so people get kicked out for that sort of thing?
November 21, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Soccer Question: for the next Union Omaha match versus Charlotte, can I bring a "DOMINATE THE CLT!" sign or so people get kicked out for that sort of thing?
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These posters started popping up ahead of next week’s We Ain’t Buying It boycott.
From Nov 27 - Dec 1, folks are stepping back from corporate chains like Target, Home Depot, and Amazon. People are done being squeezed, so they are using the leverage of their wallets 💥
From Nov 27 - Dec 1, folks are stepping back from corporate chains like Target, Home Depot, and Amazon. People are done being squeezed, so they are using the leverage of their wallets 💥
November 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
These posters started popping up ahead of next week’s We Ain’t Buying It boycott.
From Nov 27 - Dec 1, folks are stepping back from corporate chains like Target, Home Depot, and Amazon. People are done being squeezed, so they are using the leverage of their wallets 💥
From Nov 27 - Dec 1, folks are stepping back from corporate chains like Target, Home Depot, and Amazon. People are done being squeezed, so they are using the leverage of their wallets 💥
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Is Trader Joe’s a scam?
November 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Is Trader Joe’s a scam?
I'm home.
a man in a suit is carrying a stack of pizza boxes .
Alt: a man in a suit is carrying a stack of pizza boxes .
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I'm home.
The list was alphabetical, and he's very, very old.
Warren Buffett Just Bought Alphabet Stock, and Here's The Likely Reason Why | The Motley Fool
Warren Buffett finally bought the Search giant, and it's likely due to this one specific reason.
www.fool.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
The list was alphabetical, and he's very, very old.
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Hello Pals! Just a quick check-in to say:
😔 Wednesday is closed for sales.
🙂 Monday and Tuesday are still available!
🥳 We're celebrating #SmallBusinessSaturday in Benson at Floors, Floors, Floors!
More details soon! Love you! 🫓🧚♥️
😔 Wednesday is closed for sales.
🙂 Monday and Tuesday are still available!
🥳 We're celebrating #SmallBusinessSaturday in Benson at Floors, Floors, Floors!
More details soon! Love you! 🫓🧚♥️
November 18, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Hello Pals! Just a quick check-in to say:
😔 Wednesday is closed for sales.
🙂 Monday and Tuesday are still available!
🥳 We're celebrating #SmallBusinessSaturday in Benson at Floors, Floors, Floors!
More details soon! Love you! 🫓🧚♥️
😔 Wednesday is closed for sales.
🙂 Monday and Tuesday are still available!
🥳 We're celebrating #SmallBusinessSaturday in Benson at Floors, Floors, Floors!
More details soon! Love you! 🫓🧚♥️
For those wondering, Singapore is kinda like if we lost NYC to the Republicans.
November 17, 2025 at 12:37 PM
For those wondering, Singapore is kinda like if we lost NYC to the Republicans.
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Those claiming Dems should retreat on racial justice aren't hard-headed realists, they're pushing against the electoral tide rather than leaning into it. The story of Gen Z isn't about racist backlash or red-pilled young men. It's the most racially progressive generation in American history. 🧵
November 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Those claiming Dems should retreat on racial justice aren't hard-headed realists, they're pushing against the electoral tide rather than leaning into it. The story of Gen Z isn't about racist backlash or red-pilled young men. It's the most racially progressive generation in American history. 🧵
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Behold the Rocktopus
November 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Behold the Rocktopus
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OPERATION EIGHTEEN NAKED COWBOYS IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH
November 17, 2025 at 1:53 AM
OPERATION EIGHTEEN NAKED COWBOYS IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH
I love that this exists.
there's also this if you want to lose your entire mind: www.stitchesinti.me/watch
Watch Doctor Who in Chronological Order! — Stitches in Time
www.stitchesinti.me
November 16, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I love that this exists.
🎶 We are a part of the rhythm method! 🎶
November 16, 2025 at 8:07 AM
🎶 We are a part of the rhythm method! 🎶
You know, Ron Hug, if we worked on reducing the need for so many cars, we wouldn't have to waste valuable time running our city council like an HOA.
New Omaha parking rules would ban cars on grass, in residential areas
City council member Ron Hug proposed an ordinance requiring vehicles in residential areas to be parked on paved surfaces only, with fines ranging from $25 to $250 for violations.
www.3newsnow.com
November 16, 2025 at 2:19 AM
You know, Ron Hug, if we worked on reducing the need for so many cars, we wouldn't have to waste valuable time running our city council like an HOA.
Thank you for your attention to this matter. *points to crotch*
November 15, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Thank you for your attention to this matter. *points to crotch*
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boy oh boy, I wish Late Night With Conan o' Brien was still on the air tonight
November 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
boy oh boy, I wish Late Night With Conan o' Brien was still on the air tonight
Oh shit, it me
Every day someone new learns that Oscar Isaac was in a late 90s Christian ska band. Who will today’s person be.
November 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Oh shit, it me
Southeast Asia's commitment to ignoring copyright law is a feature, not a bug, imo
November 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Southeast Asia's commitment to ignoring copyright law is a feature, not a bug, imo
I want this image posted under every single article about how AI is going to change all of our lives for the better.
Not because I think it won't, eventually, but because I think we're still in the "complete and absolute dipshittery" phase of its development.
Not because I think it won't, eventually, but because I think we're still in the "complete and absolute dipshittery" phase of its development.
November 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I want this image posted under every single article about how AI is going to change all of our lives for the better.
Not because I think it won't, eventually, but because I think we're still in the "complete and absolute dipshittery" phase of its development.
Not because I think it won't, eventually, but because I think we're still in the "complete and absolute dipshittery" phase of its development.
"This could take down Democrats, too, you know."
a man is holding a microphone in his hand and says `` good '' .
Alt: a man is holding a microphone in his hand and says `` good '' .
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:50 AM
"This could take down Democrats, too, you know."
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Thinking about The American Dream in 2025:
if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.
November 12, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Thinking about The American Dream in 2025: