jenn schiffer 🕷️🕯️
@jennschiffer.com
the joker of candle-making @bugsrock.online, one of the greatest minds in web development (jennschiffer.com) and blogging (livelaugh.blog), nyc co-host of robot karaoke (robotkaraoke.live), hot and smart and talented
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jenn schiffer 🕷️🕯️
@jennschiffer.com
· Apr 28
i just keep getting hotter and smarter
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Can we get past $2000 by midnight? That would mean we're 10% of the way to our goal.
Learn about the Black Zine Fair & please help us to fund it: gogetfunding.com/black-zine-f...
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Black Zine Fair
YouTube video by Sojourners for Justice Press
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December 7, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Can we get past $2000 by midnight? That would mean we're 10% of the way to our goal.
got my new marketplace insurance for 2026 hope it covers my wrist snapping from the jerk off motion i am making about it
December 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
got my new marketplace insurance for 2026 hope it covers my wrist snapping from the jerk off motion i am making about it
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Remember, tech employees, we just have to do more with less.
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.
December 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Remember, tech employees, we just have to do more with less.
if you know, or have just seen, andy and i, you can understand why getting the tub unclogged is a bigger project for me than the average household
December 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
if you know, or have just seen, andy and i, you can understand why getting the tub unclogged is a bigger project for me than the average household
tons of good books!🧵
December 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
tons of good books!🧵
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December 5, 2025 at 11:15 PM
they should do it, especially since it worked out so well for meta as far as the success of the metaverse goes
Salesforce CEO Mulls Changing Name to AI-Flavored 'Agentforce'
Salesforce CEO Mulls Changing Name to AI-Flavored 'Agentforce'
Put "AI" in your name and watch the stock price climb.
gizmodo.com
December 5, 2025 at 10:36 PM
they should do it, especially since it worked out so well for meta as far as the success of the metaverse goes
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Love Discord being like "bro you didnt complete any quests this year" yeah man I dont know what those are and I'm working really hard not to have to learn
December 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Love Discord being like "bro you didnt complete any quests this year" yeah man I dont know what those are and I'm working really hard not to have to learn
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There’s a react2shell POC circulating that appears to be viable.
Fastly verified our NGWAF successfully blocks this exploit variant.
⚠️ Our initial data points suggest attackers are actively probing for vulnerable apps. ⚠️
Identify and update your React & Next.js apps + layer proactive protection.
Fastly verified our NGWAF successfully blocks this exploit variant.
⚠️ Our initial data points suggest attackers are actively probing for vulnerable apps. ⚠️
Identify and update your React & Next.js apps + layer proactive protection.
December 4, 2025 at 11:33 PM
There’s a react2shell POC circulating that appears to be viable.
Fastly verified our NGWAF successfully blocks this exploit variant.
⚠️ Our initial data points suggest attackers are actively probing for vulnerable apps. ⚠️
Identify and update your React & Next.js apps + layer proactive protection.
Fastly verified our NGWAF successfully blocks this exploit variant.
⚠️ Our initial data points suggest attackers are actively probing for vulnerable apps. ⚠️
Identify and update your React & Next.js apps + layer proactive protection.
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American Healthcare
December 4, 2025 at 8:35 PM
American Healthcare
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i reject the premise that having drugs on a boat is deserving a death sentence!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 4, 2025 at 6:47 PM
i reject the premise that having drugs on a boat is deserving a death sentence!!!!!!!!!!!!!
important timeline cleanse
Maury Povich (age 86) and Connie Chung (79) are the romance/palate-cleanser American journalism needs.
A pleasure to have media’s most delightful power couple, together, in the PTFO studio 🐐🐐
youtu.be/K6pRqrIQfqE?...
A pleasure to have media’s most delightful power couple, together, in the PTFO studio 🐐🐐
youtu.be/K6pRqrIQfqE?...
Maury Povich and Connie Chung Are the IRL Couple We Need | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
youtu.be
December 4, 2025 at 7:01 PM
important timeline cleanse
my phlebotomist this morning had a clip on her lanyard that said “phleb life” and the “l” was a butterfly needle. i love work flair!
December 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
my phlebotomist this morning had a clip on her lanyard that said “phleb life” and the “l” was a butterfly needle. i love work flair!
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does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?
been enjoying @anisota.net these past few days and according to its harvest roundup of my account i have alt text on 100% of my media posts
December 4, 2025 at 1:15 AM
been enjoying @anisota.net these past few days and according to its harvest roundup of my account i have alt text on 100% of my media posts
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
They should do MyChart Wrapped
i also found out that my tissue box cover survived the bisque firing 🤘
December 3, 2025 at 10:02 PM
i also found out that my tissue box cover survived the bisque firing 🤘
not familiar with this bald man’s work and/or life but i feel like some guys will have sex for the first time in awhile and then be like “why doesn’t this happen more” and project that onto their entire sex vs working on their rancid, noxious personality
Fuck this guy specifically, who transitioned from tech pundit to masculinity pundit and was full of shit about both.
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
Scott Galloway on the masculinity crisis: ‘I worry we are evolving a new breed of asexual, asocial males’
When his book Notes on Being a Man was released last month, it raced to the top of the bestseller lists. The US author, tech entrepreneur and podcaster explains his theories on dating, crying – and th...
www.theguardian.com
December 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
not familiar with this bald man’s work and/or life but i feel like some guys will have sex for the first time in awhile and then be like “why doesn’t this happen more” and project that onto their entire sex vs working on their rancid, noxious personality
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There is critical vulnerability in React Server Components disclosed as CVE-2025-55182 that impacts React 19 and frameworks that use it.
A fix has been published in React versions 19.0.1, 19.1.2, and 19.2.1. We recommend upgrading immediately.
react.dev/blog/2025/12...
A fix has been published in React versions 19.0.1, 19.1.2, and 19.2.1. We recommend upgrading immediately.
react.dev/blog/2025/12...
Critical Security Vulnerability in React Server Components – React
The library for web and native user interfaces
react.dev
December 3, 2025 at 3:45 PM
There is critical vulnerability in React Server Components disclosed as CVE-2025-55182 that impacts React 19 and frameworks that use it.
A fix has been published in React versions 19.0.1, 19.1.2, and 19.2.1. We recommend upgrading immediately.
react.dev/blog/2025/12...
A fix has been published in React versions 19.0.1, 19.1.2, and 19.2.1. We recommend upgrading immediately.
react.dev/blog/2025/12...
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Good morning. Please consider supporting our toy drive by ordering from these two wish lists or dropping off toys if you're in NYC.
Toys: bit.ly/48pJUrK
Teen gifts: amzn.to/4rDn7BG
Thank you so much.
Toys: bit.ly/48pJUrK
Teen gifts: amzn.to/4rDn7BG
Thank you so much.
December 3, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Good morning. Please consider supporting our toy drive by ordering from these two wish lists or dropping off toys if you're in NYC.
Toys: bit.ly/48pJUrK
Teen gifts: amzn.to/4rDn7BG
Thank you so much.
Toys: bit.ly/48pJUrK
Teen gifts: amzn.to/4rDn7BG
Thank you so much.
hillary clinton can pokemon go fuck herself
Hillary Clinton blames TikTok and “totally made up” videos for young people’s views on Israel and Palestine.
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
December 3, 2025 at 5:34 AM
hillary clinton can pokemon go fuck herself
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I will not be participating in Advent of Code this year as I have a load-bearing need to believe I'm a supergenius coder and this has "reality check" written all over it
December 2, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I will not be participating in Advent of Code this year as I have a load-bearing need to believe I'm a supergenius coder and this has "reality check" written all over it
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Democrats have a clear winning message if they can just stop plugging their ears and yelling LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU at the top of their lungs
we did it!
December 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Democrats have a clear winning message if they can just stop plugging their ears and yelling LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU at the top of their lungs